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Top ten rejected Sunday paper inserts
Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 10:29 am
by AlphaDummy
From the Home Office, where anything is better than the local paper's news section...heeeere we go...
10) Free 20-ounce slime mold imported from China
9) Skippy-certified pre-owned thong
8) Shit sandwiches
7) Complete 10-CD collection of Uly's Greatest Avatars
6) Bucket-o-Hornets
5) Brewer playoff tickets
4) Hernia-jug of Wal-Mart Gasoline/Contact Lens Solution
3) One (1) Acme Army Surplus Land Mine
2) Complete half-page collection of the Bored's Greatest Political Posts
1) WGAS program guide for 2008-09
Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 11:02 am
by minimetoo26
I find this list funnier than any other for some reason!
And Stephen found a great specimen of slime mold in our yard. He's bringing it to school tomorrow.
I wonder what's the best way to transport slime mold...?
Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 7:35 pm
by silvercamaro
I love this list!
Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 7:50 pm
by kayrharris
Me too!
Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 7:51 pm
by kayrharris
Me too!
Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 7:52 pm
by kayrharris
Double posts are one way to increase my post count.
Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 9:08 pm
by PlacentiaSoccerMom
I am surprised that the avatar collection fits on 10 CDs!
Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 9:08 pm
by PlacentiaSoccerMom
By the way, it's a very funny list.
Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 10:05 pm
by hermillion
Cracked me up.
Thanks!
Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 11:46 pm
by ulysses5019
silvercamaro wrote:I love this list!
Maybe because you borrowed one of the avatars.
Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 6:43 am
by silvercamaro
ulysses5019 wrote:silvercamaro wrote:I love this list!
Maybe because you borrowed one of the avatars.
I only borrow from the best.
Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 6:48 am
by geoffil
Very funny, as usual and what we expect from the Home Office
Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 2:36 pm
by ShitSandwich
Only #8!?!?!?
I demand a recount, or I'm going to inundate your studio with my deathly spoilers.....
Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 4:49 pm
by AlphaDummy
ShitSandwich wrote:Only #8!?!?!?
I demand a recount, or I'm going to inundate your studio with my deathly spoilers.....
I would't be so upset about making such a distinguished list, even if it is "only" #8.
OTOH, I would be highly pissed about being stuck three notches behind "Brewer playoff tickets"...
Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 4:53 pm
by littlebeast13
AlphaDummy wrote:ShitSandwich wrote:Only #8!?!?!?
I demand a recount, or I'm going to inundate your studio with my deathly spoilers.....
I would't be so upset about making such a distinguished list, even if it is "only" #8.
OTOH, I would be highly pissed about being stuck three notches behind "Brewer playoff tickets"...
You don't have faith that Dale Sveum will lead them to the promised land.....?
lb13
Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 4:56 pm
by AlphaDummy
littlebeast13 wrote:
You don't have faith that Dale Sveum will lead them to the promised land.....?
lb13
He has worked similar magic before - he hit the second of two Brewer HRs in the bottom of the 9th to clinch the "Easter Miracle" game back in '87 (the 12th game of their 13-0 season-opening run).
This, however, may be a bit tougher to pull off...