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Thought for the day
Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 12:15 pm
by a1mamacat
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
I'm just sayin'
Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 12:41 pm
by gsabc
If a felony is committed by a felon, who commits an irony?
Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 12:43 pm
by NellyLunatic1980
Firefighters fight against fire. Crime fighters fights against crime. What do freedom fighters do?
Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 12:56 pm
by Bob Juch
How come you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 1:25 pm
by mom2five
If corn oil comes from corn and olive oil comes from olives...
where does baby oil come from?
Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 1:44 pm
by minimetoo26
What should I use to clean my soap dish? Or to dry my towels?
Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 1:48 pm
by littlebeast13
minimetoo26 wrote:What should I use to clean my soap dish? Or to dry my towels?
Who knows? I'm just gonna hit the Start button and log off....
lb13