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MarleysGh0st
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by MarleysGh0st » Thu Sep 11, 2008 7:17 am
And make way for the squirrel smasher!
http://www.bbspot.com/News/2008/09/squi ... asher.html
Dallas, TX – Scientists from the Evolutionary Acceleration Research Institute (EARI) announced that the first test of the Giant Animal Smasher (GAS) will begin on December 19, 2008, the 41st anniversary of the premiere of Dr. Dolittle.
Dr. Thomas Malwin, head of the research project, said, "The first test runs will only accelerate microscopic life-forms like bacteria and viruses to high speeds, but theoretically the GAS can handle animals as large as squirrels, hence the squirrel smasher moniker."
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Evil Squirrel
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by Evil Squirrel » Thu Sep 11, 2008 7:23 am
Where is my attorney!?!?!?
You know, maybe if I gather about a million of my friends armed with apples, acorns, rocks, whatever we can get our paws on, and we all simultaneously bombarded this death trap, I'll bet we could render it useless.....
Squirrels are the architects of forests, the planters of trees, nature's own acrobats and show a zest for life that can inspire us. Every day should be National Squirrel Appreciation Day!
--squirrelmama (10/3/07)
Many of these (squirrel) migrations were probably caused by food shortages as well as habitat overcrowding. We solved that for them. We not only reduced their habitat, we reduced the whole species by about 90%. The least we can do now is share a little birdseed with them.
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Richard E. Mallery
2008 Squirrel of the Year Award winner
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ulysses5019
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by ulysses5019 » Thu Sep 11, 2008 8:22 am
Evil Squirrel wrote:Where is my attorney!?!?!?
You know, maybe if I gather about a million of my friends armed with apples, acorns, rocks, whatever we can get our paws on, and we all simultaneously bombarded this death trap, I'll bet we could render it useless.....
But you might also damage the universe.
I believe in the usefulness of useless information.
