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KillerTomato
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To: Ms. A. Camaro

#1 Post by KillerTomato » Tue Sep 09, 2008 1:08 pm

I just received a memo across my desk noting that some species had been removed from the threatened and endangered species list, and one of them made me think of you. It seems that you may now have free reign in chasing the West Virginia Flying Squirrel without fear of Federal interference. I don't know if thisparticular species is endemic to your area, but I imaginethat it is not solely found in theMountaineer State. Happy hunting!
There is something wrong in a government where they who do the most have the least. There is something wrong when honesty wears a rag, and rascality a robe; when the loving, the tender, eat a crust while the infamous sit at banquets.
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#2 Post by MarleysGh0st » Tue Sep 09, 2008 1:11 pm

KillerTomato wrote:Happy hunting!
Hunting?

You think Annie goes hunting squirrels?

She's not that kind of girl!

There are certain squirrels who may need a good, strong talking to, is all!

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#3 Post by Evil Squirrel » Tue Sep 09, 2008 8:35 pm

MarleysGh0st wrote:
KillerTomato wrote:Happy hunting!
Hunting?

You think Annie goes hunting squirrels?

She's not that kind of girl!

There are certain squirrels who may need a good, strong talking to, is all!

Annie is all talk and no bite. I'll appreciate all the hot air coming up the trunk of my tree once winter rolls around...
Squirrels are the architects of forests, the planters of trees, nature's own acrobats and show a zest for life that can inspire us. Every day should be National Squirrel Appreciation Day!

--squirrelmama (10/3/07)

Many of these (squirrel) migrations were probably caused by food shortages as well as habitat overcrowding. We solved that for them. We not only reduced their habitat, we reduced the whole species by about 90%. The least we can do now is share a little birdseed with them.

--Richard E. Mallery

2008 Squirrel of the Year Award winner

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