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Top ten reasons you've just been kicked out of Bored chat
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 7:27 am
by AlphaDummy
From the Home Office, where we do occasionally take requests...heeeeeere we go...
10) Your four-footer gets PO'd about having to wait to be fed, and pulls the plug on you
9) It's all the fault of the (choose one: Dems/GOP/Whigs)
8) Hamsters running mainframe power generator are covered by union rules and get 5-minute break every hour
7) You see, there are the sunspots, and El Nino, and the Coreolis effect - it's all soooo complicated
6) Suspicious stash of acorns in the back of your tower unit interferes with CPU cooling fan and causes your motherboard to overheat
5) Like Basic Bored Chat? Well, for only $39.95 a month...
4) You may not have noticed, but a tornado just passed over your house and took out your phone lines
3) System automatically detects and disconnects one-handed typists
2) Downloading all of LB's BB portraits overloaded your hard drive and caused a system crash
1) Signal from WGAS tower causes massive interference to your computer
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 7:29 am
by christie1111
But where is the broken pipe?
LOL AD!
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 7:50 am
by minimetoo26
How about:
Your name is Mr. Showtimeness, and you're from Nigeria.
You mentioned the upcoming election and got dog-piled by the other chatters.
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 8:12 am
by Evil Squirrel
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 8:17 am
by Rexer25
Applause for E. S. !
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 8:19 am
by minimetoo26
The ink isn't even dry on that one yet!
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 8:23 am
by littlebeast13
minimetoo26 wrote:The ink isn't even dry on that one yet!
Yeah, well I wasn't expecting AD's next list to be this soon, even though we did bait him into this one last night in chat.....
It got me to finish it faster than I expected.....
lb13
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 8:30 am
by tlynn78
LOVE it!
t.
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 8:40 am
by AlphaDummy
ROFLMAO!
I don't know what I liked better - the pic or the accompanying list.
Beas- uhh, ES...you rock.
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 8:50 am
by SportsFan68
ROFL!
Brilliant!
I was considering feeling guilty about being part of the crew who talked AD into this and consequently rushed LB on a pic, but considering both results, I ain't gonna.
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 8:53 am
by christie1111
Yeah, my bad too. Nah!
Hey, ES? I think you have a typo in the headline though.
Typing doesn't count in chat, but it might here!
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 9:00 am
by littlebeast13
christie1111 wrote:Yeah, my bad too. Nah!
Hey, ES? I think you have a typo in the headline though.
Typing doesn't count in chat, but it might here!
D'oh! And I even checked it before I posted it, because of how bad I am at typos (I had to correct 3 in this post alone!)...
It's now fixed, I hope...
lb13
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 9:02 am
by ulysses5019
I love being an animal! Better than a being a beast.
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 9:04 am
by Admiral Stockdale
It looks like Mr. Jokey Guy and Stripe the Gremlin have been getting it on!
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 9:07 am
by AnnieCamaro
This is a most excellent drawing and a great list! I hope that "bring an animal" wasn't the typo that Miss Christie meant. I think that everybody should bring animals places, and especially me.
I have never met Mr. Alpha in person, but he makes a very handsome stunk.
/:P\
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 9:10 am
by Evil Squirrel
AnnieCamaro wrote:This is a most excellent drawing and a great list! I hope that "bring an animal" wasn't the typo that Miss Christie meant. I think that everybody should bring animals places, and especially me.
I have never met Mr. Alpha in person, but he makes a very handsome stunk.
Or maybe another species Wisconsin is famous for....
If anyone's going to bring an animal, it should be a squirrel. We are quite handy to have around, and are much better behaved than greyhounds....
~~/--\:P
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 9:12 am
by MrJokeyGuy
Admiral Stockdale wrote:It looks like Mr. Jokey Guy and Stripe the Gremlin have been getting it on!
I am not the father of that baby! I'm merely visiting at 3 a.m. because I am concerned about the well-being of a former acquaintance and employee who might need more money to keep her mouth shu..., I mean, to buy formula.
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 12:01 pm
by SportsFan68
Evil Squirrel wrote:AnnieCamaro wrote:This is a most excellent drawing and a great list! I hope that "bring an animal" wasn't the typo that Miss Christie meant. I think that everybody should bring animals places, and especially me.
I have never met Mr. Alpha in person, but he makes a very handsome stunk.
Or maybe another species Wisconsin is famous for....
If anyone's going to bring an animal, it should be a squirrel. We are quite handy to have around, and are much better behaved than greyhounds....
~~/--\:P
COUGH!! CHOKE!!!
Thus ignoring the THROWING TENDENCIES of evil squirrels, especially the PINECONE THROWING branch of the family
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 4:04 pm
by ulysses5019
AnnieCamaro wrote:This is a most excellent drawing and a great list! I hope that "bring an animal" wasn't the typo that Miss Christie meant. I think that everybody should bring animals places, and especially me.
I have never met Mr. Alpha in person, but he makes a very handsome stunk.
/:P\
Is a stunk some sort of hybrid stoat/skunk?
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 4:13 pm
by SportsFan68
I just noticed the Green Bay tie!
What a nice touch!
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 4:27 pm
by ulysses5019
SportsFan68 wrote:I just noticed the Green Bay tie!
What a nice touch!
I ain't wearin' no stunking tie.
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 5:25 pm
by AlphaDummy
SportsFan68 wrote:I just noticed the Green Bay tie!
What a nice touch!
Brewer mug: Even nicer.
Bottle of Point: Even nicer yet.
