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How smart are you?

#1 Post by ulysses5019 » Thu Sep 04, 2008 5:41 pm

I believe in the usefulness of useless information.

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#2 Post by KillerTomato » Thu Sep 04, 2008 5:46 pm


I kept waiting for the joke....I thought, now they'll replace the second line of each question with something dirty, or stupid.....

But they didn't. Although the fact that I don't know who sang some rap song shouldn't count against me....it means I have good taste in music. :-)
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#3 Post by christie1111 » Thu Sep 04, 2008 6:23 pm

Son1111 and I were on opposite ends.

He was 33% stoopider and I was 34% smarter than average!
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#4 Post by earendel » Fri Sep 05, 2008 7:08 am

I am "smarter than the average bear". The average score is 18.1 and I hit 29. I didn't know where Carlsberg beer was brewed.
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#5 Post by Here's Fanny! » Fri Sep 05, 2008 7:16 am

Dumb as a stump. I don't need to take a test to figure that out. Ha!
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#6 Post by ulysses5019 » Fri Sep 05, 2008 7:56 am

Here's Fanny! wrote:Dumb as a stump. I don't need to take a test to figure that out. Ha!
So is that why politicians give "stump" speeches?
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#7 Post by minimetoo26 » Fri Sep 05, 2008 8:39 am

earendel wrote:I am "smarter than the average bear". The average score is 18.1 and I hit 29. I didn't know where Carlsberg beer was brewed.
Philistine! That stuff is da bomb. Elephant is high-class malt liquor.

I missed the stupid rapper, and in my haste hit the wrong answer for the square root one my son knew in kindergarten.

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#8 Post by earendel » Fri Sep 05, 2008 9:18 am

minimetoo26 wrote:
earendel wrote:I am "smarter than the average bear". The average score is 18.1 and I hit 29. I didn't know where Carlsberg beer was brewed.
Philistine! That stuff is da bomb. Elephant is high-class malt liquor.

I missed the stupid rapper, and in my haste hit the wrong answer for the square root one my son knew in kindergarten.
[Vlad Tepes]I don't drink...beer.[/VT]
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