WWTBAM Bored

slam wrote:Agreeing with someone in another thread, I came here to talk about gameshows.

You people on the right, left, top or bottom are all bonkers with ridiculously slanted viewpoints. I have no interest in such nonsense.

Please page me when when the discussion returns to game shows.

Over and out.

From the Home Office, where we still have our button championing Bill & Opus as "a desperate choice for desperate times".....heeeeeeere we go...


10) Just about everybody's signature line at the bottom of their posts now includes the words "Authorized and paid for by..."

9) Karl Rove delurks long enough to post a message decrying the lack of civility in Bored political discourse

8) Suddenly you really miss all those posts about underage Chinese gymnasts

7) Horndog male BBs petition Michael Davies to bring Sarah Palin on as BAM guest host

6) You select your PAF team based on whether they are in a red, blue, or swing state, and on how many viewers they can deliver

5) Marley makes an out-of-the-blue post saying that he got The Call, and nobody notices

4) Depending on your political affiliation, you now refer to "llamas" as "donkeys" or "elephants"

3) New Timeline spokesman: George W. Bush

2) Both Obama and McCain make unscheduled campaign stops in Kalamazoo

1) Results of latest Zogby poll: 2% approve of Top Ten Meister job performance, 6% disapprove, 1% undecided, 91% reply WGAS

AlphaDummy wrote:

slam wrote:Agreeing with someone in another thread, I came here to talk about gameshows.

You people on the right, left, top or bottom are all bonkers with ridiculously slanted viewpoints. I have no interest in such nonsense.

Please page me when when the discussion returns to game shows.

Over and out.

From the Home Office, where we still have our button championing Bill & Opus as "a desperate choice for desperate times".....heeeeeeere we go...


10) Just about everybody's signature line at the bottom of their posts now includes the words "Authorized and paid for by..."

9) Karl Rove delurks long enough to post a message decrying the lack of civility in Bored political discourse

Suddenly you really miss all those posts about underage Chinese gymnasts

7) Horndog male BBs petition Michael Davies to bring Sarah Palin on as BAM guest host

6) You select your PAF team based on whether they are in a red, blue, or swing state, and on how many viewers they can deliver

5) Marley makes an out-of-the-blue post saying that he got The Call, and nobody notices

4) Depending on your political affiliation, you now refer to "llamas" as "donkeys" or "elephants"

3) New Timeline spokesman: George W. Bush

2) Both Obama and McCain make unscheduled campaign stops in Kalamazoo

1) Results of latest Zogby poll: 2% approve of Top Ten Meister job performance, 6% disapprove, 1% undecided, 91% reply WGAS

Who authorized and paid for this post?

ulysses5019 wrote: Who authorized and paid for this post?

I believe it was Dick Tuck.

AlphaDummy wrote:5) Marley makes an out-of-the-blue post saying that he got The Call, and nobody notices

Oh, that reminds me...

















<grumble>®

MarleysGh0st wrote:

AlphaDummy wrote:5) Marley makes an out-of-the-blue post saying that he got The Call, and nobody notices

Oh, that reminds me...

















<grumble>®

Maybe you'll get on when you turn 65 and they have a geriatric version.

That Commie Pinko, Alf wrote: 10) Just about everybody's signature line at the bottom of their posts now includes the words "Authorized and paid for by..."

Don't be ridiculous. That would never happen.

In the "Serendipity" file, I'm up to the letter "M" in my DVD collection, so I just happened to watch the original version of "The Manchurian Candidate" the other day. Several things struck me about it:

- Boy, has the political process changed since 1962...at least as compared to a fictional Convention.

- Angela Lansbury definitely belongs on my "Top 5 Best Villians" list. She was amazing.

- I still have no idea what the hell Janet Leigh was doing in that movie.

- I'm getting paranoid, or possibly becoming a conspiracy theorist. But I do believe they'd better check the catwalks of the Xcel Center tomorrow.

- I'd have more to say, but I think I'll pass the time by playing a little solitaire.

2. Both Obama and McCain make unscheduled campaign stops in Kalamazoo.

Actually, Obama was in Battle Creek on Monday, and McCain was here during primary season-back in January. He gave a speech at our Christian high school-my alma mater's big rival.

I'm T_Bone0806, and I approve this message.

Because it's funny.

I ditto PSM

AD for Prez!

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What I'm already a King and the job pays more

I'm King Adman and I live off your taxes

I meant the original AD.

Absolutely hilarious!

Great job!

geoffil wrote:I meant the original AD.

I am the origonal AD!!!

I am Adman, King of the Jipters and I support all under my reign

Keep up the good work, AD. You never disappoint me with your top ten.

HILARIOUS!!

I expect to claim it as my own during the next election.

I have never slept with that poster.

ROFL!!

AD, you could write for Letterman.

Another great Top 10, Alpha!