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i met a massage therapist
Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 5:13 pm
by BigDrawMan
I said my shoulder/neck is stiff.Knead it
she kneaded it
I said "let me see your mitts"
they were small and bony
I said "how can you knead out man sized knots with those ittybitty hands?"
she said "i use my elbow"
i was underwhelmed by her bony widdle elbow knead
so
I propose that heretofore all massage dames must weigh at least 220 lbs and have hands like old eyetalian stone masons.And be named Helga.
with braided pigtails
the end
Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 5:17 pm
by elwoodblues
Did you get the happy ending?
Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 5:18 pm
by silvercamaro
I am certain that the massage therapist with itty bitty hands can beat you arm wrestling. Itty-bitty-handed people with strong elbows are like that.
Love,
Helga
Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 5:24 pm
by BigDrawMan
silvercamaro wrote:I am certain that the massage therapist with itty bitty hands can beat you arm wrestling. Itty-bitty-handed people with strong elbows are like that.
Love,
Helga
that is another necessary qualification
beat bdm in armwrasslin
Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 5:25 pm
by silvercamaro
BigDrawMan wrote:
beat bdm in armwrasslin
All rightie, then. I will take that as a concession.
Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 5:33 pm
by BigDrawMan
silvercamaro wrote:BigDrawMan wrote:
beat bdm in armwrasslin
All rightie, then. I will take that as a concession.
bdm is a gentleman.
he lets the girlies win, as he likes to watch them jump up and down.
Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 6:07 pm
by silvercamaro
BigDrawMan wrote:
bdm is a gentleman.
he lets the girlies win, as he likes to watch them jump up and down.
How gracious! So, what did you let SpongeBob win at?
Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 6:49 am
by peacock2121
silvercamaro wrote:I am certain that the massage therapist with itty bitty hands can beat you arm wrestling. Itty-bitty-handed people with strong elbows are like that.
Love,
Helga
Is that if he has a cold and the gout or not?
Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 6:53 am
by BDMs partner
Stick with the vibrating plastic bug I got yinz from walmart last orthodox xmas. Them dames will wear you out...