More Facts on Sarah Palin:
Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 3:04 pm
Sarah Palin is the reason that a compass needle points North.
Queen Elizabeth II curtsied when she was introduced to Sarah Palin
Sarah Palin’s image already appears on the newer nickels
Fox is starting a new reality show… when Sarah Palin Attacks
Sarah Palin once bagged a caribou by staring it down until it died.
Sarah Palin turned down a job as skipper of a Deadliest Catch boat because it wasn’t challenging enough.
Sarah Palin fishes salmon by convincing them it’s in their interest to jump into the boat.
Sarah Palin once guided Santa’s sleigh through an Alaskan blizzard with the light from her smile.
Sarah Palin’s enemies are automatically added to the Endangered Species List
Sarah Palin is what Willis was talkin bout
Jesus wears a bracelet that says, “WWSPD?”
Death once had a near-Sarah Palin experience
Sarah Palin can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves!
Sarah Palin plans to take the train back from DC to Alaska every night.
When Sarah Palin looks in the mirror, nothing appears; there can only be one Sarah Palin.
Originally, He-Man had the power of Sarah Palin, but the writers felt this would make him way too powerful
Sarah Palin was not flown to Ohio in charter jet- she ran as part of morning workout.
Sarah Palin can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
N. Alaska is sunny half the year and dark half the year because Sarah Palin needed the reading light, then wanted a nap
Sarah Palin always beats the point spread.
When Sarah Palin booked a flight to Europe, the French immediately surrendered.
When Obama and Biden get into their bunk bed at night, they check the closet for Sarah Palin.
Sarah Palin knows who was on the grassy knoll.
Sarah Palin’s finishing move in the VP debate will be pulling Biden’s still beating heart from his chest & taking a bite.
Sarah Palin will pry your Klondike bar from your cold dead fingers.
Sarah Palin pick retroactively makes the theme of #DNC08 “Things To Do In Denver When You’re Dead”
Sarah Palin doesn’t need a gun to hunt. She has been known to throw a bullet through an adult bull elk.
Ted Moseby marries Sarah Palin.
Sarah Palin can be your wingman any time. Bullshit, you could be hers.
Sarah Palin won the unaired, actual first season of Survivor, when everyone else voted for her before even reaching the island.
Sarah Palin is actually Keyser Soze
Sarah Palin can divide by zero.
Sarah Palin can read EBCDIC.
Scientists' sole defense against risk of creating world-destroying black holes by the Large Hadron Collidor: Sarah Palin
Sarah Palin will give birth to the man who will lead humanity’s war against the machines.
Sarah Palin knows how old the Chinese gymnasts are.
Sarah Palin wears glasses lest her uncontrollable optic blasts slaughter everyone.
Bigfoot takes pictures of Sarah Palin.
Chuck Norris backs down from no man. He does back down from Sarah Palin
Queen Elizabeth II curtsied when she was introduced to Sarah Palin
Sarah Palin’s image already appears on the newer nickels
Fox is starting a new reality show… when Sarah Palin Attacks
Sarah Palin once bagged a caribou by staring it down until it died.
Sarah Palin turned down a job as skipper of a Deadliest Catch boat because it wasn’t challenging enough.
Sarah Palin fishes salmon by convincing them it’s in their interest to jump into the boat.
Sarah Palin once guided Santa’s sleigh through an Alaskan blizzard with the light from her smile.
Sarah Palin’s enemies are automatically added to the Endangered Species List
Sarah Palin is what Willis was talkin bout
Jesus wears a bracelet that says, “WWSPD?”
Death once had a near-Sarah Palin experience
Sarah Palin can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves!
Sarah Palin plans to take the train back from DC to Alaska every night.
When Sarah Palin looks in the mirror, nothing appears; there can only be one Sarah Palin.
Originally, He-Man had the power of Sarah Palin, but the writers felt this would make him way too powerful
Sarah Palin was not flown to Ohio in charter jet- she ran as part of morning workout.
Sarah Palin can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
N. Alaska is sunny half the year and dark half the year because Sarah Palin needed the reading light, then wanted a nap
Sarah Palin always beats the point spread.
When Sarah Palin booked a flight to Europe, the French immediately surrendered.
When Obama and Biden get into their bunk bed at night, they check the closet for Sarah Palin.
Sarah Palin knows who was on the grassy knoll.
Sarah Palin’s finishing move in the VP debate will be pulling Biden’s still beating heart from his chest & taking a bite.
Sarah Palin will pry your Klondike bar from your cold dead fingers.
Sarah Palin pick retroactively makes the theme of #DNC08 “Things To Do In Denver When You’re Dead”
Sarah Palin doesn’t need a gun to hunt. She has been known to throw a bullet through an adult bull elk.
Ted Moseby marries Sarah Palin.
Sarah Palin can be your wingman any time. Bullshit, you could be hers.
Sarah Palin won the unaired, actual first season of Survivor, when everyone else voted for her before even reaching the island.
Sarah Palin is actually Keyser Soze
Sarah Palin can divide by zero.
Sarah Palin can read EBCDIC.
Scientists' sole defense against risk of creating world-destroying black holes by the Large Hadron Collidor: Sarah Palin
Sarah Palin will give birth to the man who will lead humanity’s war against the machines.
Sarah Palin knows how old the Chinese gymnasts are.
Sarah Palin wears glasses lest her uncontrollable optic blasts slaughter everyone.
Bigfoot takes pictures of Sarah Palin.
Chuck Norris backs down from no man. He does back down from Sarah Palin
