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Sex Addict!
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 5:00 pm
by NigerianPenisDrugs
Actor David Duchovney has gone to rehab for "sex addiction."
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7587376.stm
I wish I had enough free time to be a sex addict.
Re: Sex Addict!
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 5:02 pm
by TheConfessor
Re: Sex Addict!
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 5:12 pm
by frogman042
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When I was waiting on line to attend the tapings prior to my taping date, he was being driven out of the studio of Regis and Kelly, and he was sitting in the front seat instead of the back - I have no idea of the significance of this but I thought I would add this factoid - is it unusual for celeb's to ride in the front of limos? Can we start some baseless rumors?
---Jay (If you know how old David Duchovny was the year that the movie "Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead" then you know the rest...)
Who knew there were two "Sucks and Blows" Mulders?
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 7:01 pm
by CharlesFoxSingers
It's Sunday night, I am curled up in my room
The TV light, fills my heart like a balloon
I hold it in as best I can, I know I'm just another fan
But I can't help feeling I could love this secret agent man
And I can't
Wait any more for him to discover me, I got it bad for David Duchovny
David Duchovney why won't you love me, why won't you love me
My friends all tell me, "Girl you know it's just a show"
BUt deep within his eyes, I see me wrapped up like a bow
Watching the sky for a sign, the FBI is on my mind
I'm waiting for the day, when my lucky stars aline
In the form of
David Duchovny floating above me, in the alein light
of the spaceship of love I need
David Duchovny hovering above me, American Heathcliff brooding and comely
David Duchovny why won't you love me, why won't you love me
Why won't you love me
So smooth and so smart
He's abducted my heart
And I'm falling apart
From the looks i recieve
From those eyes I can't leave
Well you can say I'm naieve
But he told me to believe
Oooooooooooooooooooh
My bags are packed, I am ready for my flight
Wanna put an end to, my daydream days and sleepless nights
Sitting like a mindless clone, wishing he would tap my phone
Just to hear the breath of the man, the myth, the monotone
And I would say
David Duchovny why won't you love me, why won't you love me
Why won't you love me, David Duchovny why won't you love me
Why won't you love me, why won't you love me
David Duchovny I want you to love me, to kiss and to hug me
Debreif and debug me, David Duchovny I know you could love me
I'm sweet and I'm cuddly
Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2008 5:49 am
by peacock2121
I don't want to read it.
Did he get caught doing something?