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Thank you John McCain...
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 9:57 am
by dodgersteve182
for bringing Sex back to Washington! This is a city better known for Mary Todd Lincoln, Bess Truman and Barbara Bush. Now we can have a VP to compete with the likes of Paris Hilton and Brittney Spears!
I just forwarded my resume to the McCain Camp applying for a potential intern position. Like Monica, I too am a Jewish American. And despite my advanced age, I am still kind of cute and fuzzy, emphasis on the "fuzzy".
At least you'll know 3 years from now when Sarah says "I didn't have sex with that MAWG", that she is absolutely telling the truth!
Unlike the old days of Disco, now I have to go all the way to DC to strike out again!

Re: Thank you John McCain...
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 10:02 am
by NellyLunatic1980
dodgersteve182 wrote:for bringing Sex back to Washington!
When did sex ever leave Washington? Washington and sex go together like Wisconsin and cheese.
Re: Thank you John McCain...
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 10:04 am
by dodgersteve182
NellyLunatic1980 wrote:dodgersteve182 wrote:for bringing Sex back to Washington!
When did sex ever leave Washington? Washington and sex go together like Wisconsin and cheese.
I meant good sex, not the tap, tap, tap of the feet in the stall next to you.

Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 10:05 am
by Bob Juch
One thing for sure, McCain can't talk about Obama's youth and inexperience anymore.
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 10:09 am
by Jeemie
Bob Juch wrote:One thing for sure, McCain can't talk about Obama's youth and inexperience anymore.
Why can't he?
Inexperienced Palin would only be the VP (after 8 years of Cheney, I think Americans might be ready for a VP content to fade into the background).
Inexperienced Obama would BE the President.
If anything, Palin is insulated from being attacked for her lack of experience by obama's relative inexperience.
Only drawback of this pick is what melly pointed out- McCain is now going to have to introduce this person to everyone. No one knows who she is.
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 10:10 am
by dodgersteve182
Bob Juch wrote:One thing for sure, McCain can't talk about Obama's youth and inexperience anymore.
CNBC news flash! Pfizer stock is on a roll, sales of Viagra have increased greatly following Palin's nomination as Veep! She is a MAWG and Senior White Guy's Dream Girl...not since Karen Lynn Gorney stepped on the dance floor with Travolta has Sex been given such a big boost!

Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 10:12 am
by Bob Juch
Jeemie wrote:Bob Juch wrote:One thing for sure, McCain can't talk about Obama's youth and inexperience anymore.
Why can't he?
Inexperienced Palin would only be the VP (after 8 years of Cheney, I think Americans might be ready for a VP content to fade into the background).
Inexperienced Obama would BE the President.
If anything, Palin is insulated from being attacked for her lack of experience by obama's relative inexperience.
Only drawback of this pick is what melly pointed out- McCain is now going to have to introduce this person to everyone. No one knows who she is.
The people who know who she is are already attacking her as being anti-woman's rights.
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 10:13 am
by Appa23
Bob Juch wrote:One thing for sure, McCain can't talk about Obama's youth and inexperience anymore.
See, people keep saying it, like it is true.
If even Obama's own VP choice thinks that Obama is nowhere near ready to be President (as you will see and hear next week and throughout the rest of the campaign), then why wouldn't McCain agree?
One must be careful about attacking Palin's "inexperience", in that executive office position's are a 24/7 job. You might be hearing how Obama actually has only served roughly a half-year in his Senatorial duties, with most of his time being spent with the senate out of session and campaigning.
Perception is everything. Which version will the public believe?
Pluis, you do not think that Palin stands out as the only non-Senator in the election, making many of the same budget decisions et al as must a Presdient?
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 10:16 am
by themanintheseersuckersuit
Bob Juch wrote:
The people who know who she is are already attacking her as being anti-woman's rights.
Let's translate that. "Sarah Palin is Pro-Life"
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 10:21 am
by Bob Juch
themanintheseersuckersuit wrote:Bob Juch wrote:
The people who know who she is are already attacking her as being anti-woman's rights.
Let's translate that. "Sarah Palin is Pro-Life"
So how many of Hillary's supporters will she attract? Probably less than zero.
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 10:21 am
by dodgersteve182
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 10:36 am
by Jeemie
That cover makes her look scary.
I like the picture I posted in the other thread better- shows her looking both professional and beautiful (a combination I personally find more attractive).

Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 10:42 am
by dodgersteve182
Jeemie wrote:
That cover makes her look scary.
I like the picture I posted in the other thread better- shows her looking both professional and beautiful (a combination I personally find more attractive).

Naw I go right for the gusto! Gotta have the bod...

Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 11:34 am
by andrewjackson
Here she is with the Alaskan Supreme Court. (Apparently there is no age restriction):

Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 11:51 am
by Bob78164
Jeemie wrote:Bob Juch wrote:One thing for sure, McCain can't talk about Obama's youth and inexperience anymore.
Why can't he?
Inexperienced Palin would only be the VP (after 8 years of Cheney, I think Americans might be ready for a VP content to fade into the background).
Inexperienced Obama would BE the President.
If anything, Palin is insulated from being attacked for her lack of experience by obama's relative inexperience.
No. It opens McCain up to a charge of hypocrisy.
The most important qualification of any Vice President is readiness to be President. McCain's campaign has been saying for weeks that Obama's relative youth and lack of experience leave him unready to be President. How, then, can he turn around and tell the American people that he's willing to put the one-term governor of Alaska -- someone who two years ago had never held any elective position above Mayor of Wasilla, Alaska -- one heartbeat from the Presidency? Was he lying before when he said Obama didn't have enough experience to be President? Or is he lying now when he says (by implication) that Palin does?
The answer is simple, if sad. McCain and the Republican Party have decided to practice identity-group politics. Palin was selected over other conservatives with substantially heftier resumes because she is a woman. McCain is hoping to peel off some of Hillary's voters. --Bob
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 11:56 am
by clem21
Bob Juch wrote:themanintheseersuckersuit wrote:Bob Juch wrote:
The people who know who she is are already attacking her as being anti-woman's rights.
Let's translate that. "Sarah Palin is Pro-Life"
So how many of Hillary's supporters will she attract? Probably less than zero.
Really? Is that why the latest polls showed that 27% of Hillary supporters were leaning towards voting McCain BEFORE this pick?
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 11:59 am
by Mister Garrison
I'm sorry, Wendy, but I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 12:38 pm
by Weyoun
I don't see how anyone can claim she is anti-feminist. Would it have appeased the Molechs on the left if she had aborted her child with Downs syndrome?
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 1:19 pm
by DadofTwins
Jeemie wrote:
That cover makes her look scary.
I like the picture I posted in the other thread better- shows her looking both professional and beautiful (a combination I personally find more attractive).

So McCain picked Tina Fey? Has Alec Baldwin been alerted? And if she wins, will he threaten/promise to leave the country again?
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 1:24 pm
by Jeemie
DadofTwins wrote:Jeemie wrote:
That cover makes her look scary.
I like the picture I posted in the other thread better- shows her looking both professional and beautiful (a combination I personally find more attractive).

So McCain picked Tina Fey? Has Alec Baldwin been alerted? And if she wins, will he threaten/promise to leave the country again?
I'm pretty turned on by Tina Fey, too.
Don't know where some people got this idea she was geeky but not gorgeous.

Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 1:40 pm
by ulysses5019
Jeemie wrote:DadofTwins wrote:Jeemie wrote:
That cover makes her look scary.
I like the picture I posted in the other thread better- shows her looking both professional and beautiful (a combination I personally find more attractive).

So McCain picked Tina Fey? Has Alec Baldwin been alerted? And if she wins, will he threaten/promise to leave the country again?
I'm pretty turned on by Tina Fey, too.
Don't know where some people got this idea she was geeky but not gorgeous.

Where's her pocket protector?
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 1:57 pm
by Jeemie
ulysses5019 wrote:Jeemie wrote:DadofTwins wrote:
So McCain picked Tina Fey? Has Alec Baldwin been alerted? And if she wins, will he threaten/promise to leave the country again?
I'm pretty turned on by Tina Fey, too.
Don't know where some people got this idea she was geeky but not gorgeous.

Where's her pocket protector?
Wait a minute...let me frisk her for it.
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 2:48 pm
by Tocqueville3
Jeemie wrote:DadofTwins wrote:Jeemie wrote:
That cover makes her look scary.
I like the picture I posted in the other thread better- shows her looking both professional and beautiful (a combination I personally find more attractive).

So McCain picked Tina Fey? Has Alec Baldwin been alerted? And if she wins, will he threaten/promise to leave the country again?
I'm pretty turned on by Tina Fey, too.
Don't know where some people got this idea she was geeky but not gorgeous.

I think there's something wrong with her left boob.
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 3:39 pm
by dodgersteve182
Tocqueville3 wrote:Jeemie wrote:DadofTwins wrote:
So McCain picked Tina Fey? Has Alec Baldwin been alerted? And if she wins, will he threaten/promise to leave the country again?
I'm pretty turned on by Tina Fey, too.
Don't know where some people got this idea she was geeky but not gorgeous.

I think there's something wrong with her left boob.
Hootchie Mama!

Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 3:52 pm
by admanvii
dodgersteve182 wrote:Bob Juch wrote:One thing for sure, McCain can't talk about Obama's youth and inexperience anymore.
CNBC news flash! Pfizer stock is on a roll, sales of Viagra have increased greatly following Palin's nomination as Veep! She is a MAWG and Senior White Guy's Dream Girl...not since Karen Lynn Gorney stepped on the dance floor with Travolta has Sex been given such a big boost!

It's a shame that Viagra is not manufactured by UpJohn
What happens if you get a pill of Viagra lodged in your throat
You get a stiff neck