One of the idiots speaks
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One of the idiots speaks
GO Post #94789
Posted by: walhal
Time: 10:15PM PDT - Tuesday August 29, 2000
Subject: One of the idiots speaks...
Go ahead and let me have it: let's hear them all - 'idiot',
'moron', 'butthead', and every other epithet you can hurl,
as if you have been in training for it.
Then let them all get in line behind the dozens I've hurled
at myself.
I don't blame those having these impressions and feelings -
I myself have known the frustrations of 0-fers to the tune
of 50+, the countless 3 hour waits that amounted to nothing,
of sitting on my sofa and knocking down question after
question, thinking that the hot seat at that moment should
be my rightful place, and yes, hurling my own vituperation
on those that had, in my mind, blown the golden opportunity
by tanking before 32K.
Yes I am still close enough in proximity to those times
that I fully understand the "look at that idiot, how did he
get there?" mentality.
And I don't blame those thinking it one wit.
After seeing my performance tonight, I was actually
relieved that the editing made me appear calmer than I
truly was, and much more of a good sport in defeat than
I felt at the time.
The only thing that shames me at this point is the
uncomfortable memory of how I damaged my karma in
those recent rush-to-judgement days prior to me actually,
finally, and gratefully getting my chance to cash in on
some easy money and showing my friends, family, and
yes, enemies what I could do.
At this point, I'm only moderately melancholy that I didn't
"come through" and make it to the $32K level, at the very
least.
But I'm extremely embarassed and saddened, before my
God, at how I didn't forsee the trepidations that others
might be going through, and thinking myself superior to
all those that stumbled before me.
My newfound wisdom was hard-won, and I indeed, as it
has been said, had to 'burn' before I could grow.
As difficult as this is for a teen-ager or one in his twenties,
imagine it three-fold harsher for a man in his forties,
pretty much past the peak of things and heading 'down
the hill'.
So go ahead and call names - my back has gotten a bit
broader and my skin thicker, in direct contrast to my
heart, which has softened.
Posted by: walhal
Time: 10:15PM PDT - Tuesday August 29, 2000
Subject: One of the idiots speaks...
Go ahead and let me have it: let's hear them all - 'idiot',
'moron', 'butthead', and every other epithet you can hurl,
as if you have been in training for it.
Then let them all get in line behind the dozens I've hurled
at myself.
I don't blame those having these impressions and feelings -
I myself have known the frustrations of 0-fers to the tune
of 50+, the countless 3 hour waits that amounted to nothing,
of sitting on my sofa and knocking down question after
question, thinking that the hot seat at that moment should
be my rightful place, and yes, hurling my own vituperation
on those that had, in my mind, blown the golden opportunity
by tanking before 32K.
Yes I am still close enough in proximity to those times
that I fully understand the "look at that idiot, how did he
get there?" mentality.
And I don't blame those thinking it one wit.
After seeing my performance tonight, I was actually
relieved that the editing made me appear calmer than I
truly was, and much more of a good sport in defeat than
I felt at the time.
The only thing that shames me at this point is the
uncomfortable memory of how I damaged my karma in
those recent rush-to-judgement days prior to me actually,
finally, and gratefully getting my chance to cash in on
some easy money and showing my friends, family, and
yes, enemies what I could do.
At this point, I'm only moderately melancholy that I didn't
"come through" and make it to the $32K level, at the very
least.
But I'm extremely embarassed and saddened, before my
God, at how I didn't forsee the trepidations that others
might be going through, and thinking myself superior to
all those that stumbled before me.
My newfound wisdom was hard-won, and I indeed, as it
has been said, had to 'burn' before I could grow.
As difficult as this is for a teen-ager or one in his twenties,
imagine it three-fold harsher for a man in his forties,
pretty much past the peak of things and heading 'down
the hill'.
So go ahead and call names - my back has gotten a bit
broader and my skin thicker, in direct contrast to my
heart, which has softened.
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Re: One of the idiots speaks
WalhalsGh0st wrote:GO Post #94789
Posted by: walhal
Time: 10:15PM PDT - Tuesday August 29, 2000
Subject: One of the idiots speaks...
Go ahead and let me have it: let's hear them all - 'idiot',
'moron', 'butthead', and every other epithet you can hurl,
as if you have been in training for it.
Then let them all get in line behind the dozens I've hurled
at myself.
I don't blame those having these impressions and feelings -
I myself have known the frustrations of 0-fers to the tune
of 50+, the countless 3 hour waits that amounted to nothing,
of sitting on my sofa and knocking down question after
question, thinking that the hot seat at that moment should
be my rightful place, and yes, hurling my own vituperation
on those that had, in my mind, blown the golden opportunity
by tanking before 32K.
Yes I am still close enough in proximity to those times
that I fully understand the "look at that idiot, how did he
get there?" mentality.
And I don't blame those thinking it one wit.
After seeing my performance tonight, I was actually
relieved that the editing made me appear calmer than I
truly was, and much more of a good sport in defeat than
I felt at the time.
The only thing that shames me at this point is the
uncomfortable memory of how I damaged my karma in
those recent rush-to-judgement days prior to me actually,
finally, and gratefully getting my chance to cash in on
some easy money and showing my friends, family, and
yes, enemies what I could do.
At this point, I'm only moderately melancholy that I didn't
"come through" and make it to the $32K level, at the very
least.
But I'm extremely embarassed and saddened, before my
God, at how I didn't forsee the trepidations that others
might be going through, and thinking myself superior to
all those that stumbled before me.
My newfound wisdom was hard-won, and I indeed, as it
has been said, had to 'burn' before I could grow.
As difficult as this is for a teen-ager or one in his twenties,
imagine it three-fold harsher for a man in his forties,
pretty much past the peak of things and heading 'down
the hill'.
So go ahead and call names - my back has gotten a bit
broader and my skin thicker, in direct contrast to my
heart, which has softened.
Maybe he was distracted by the beach babes when he gave his answer.
I believe in the usefulness of useless information.
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Re: One of the idiots speaks
In beach volleyball, the magic number is only two. And those pairs do get distracting. My husband and b-i-l sure watched a lot this year...ulysses5019 wrote:WalhalsGh0st wrote:GO Post #94789
Posted by: walhal
Time: 10:15PM PDT - Tuesday August 29, 2000
Subject: One of the idiots speaks...
Go ahead and let me have it: let's hear them all - 'idiot',
'moron', 'butthead', and every other epithet you can hurl,
as if you have been in training for it.
Then let them all get in line behind the dozens I've hurled
at myself.
I don't blame those having these impressions and feelings -
I myself have known the frustrations of 0-fers to the tune
of 50+, the countless 3 hour waits that amounted to nothing,
of sitting on my sofa and knocking down question after
question, thinking that the hot seat at that moment should
be my rightful place, and yes, hurling my own vituperation
on those that had, in my mind, blown the golden opportunity
by tanking before 32K.
Yes I am still close enough in proximity to those times
that I fully understand the "look at that idiot, how did he
get there?" mentality.
And I don't blame those thinking it one wit.
After seeing my performance tonight, I was actually
relieved that the editing made me appear calmer than I
truly was, and much more of a good sport in defeat than
I felt at the time.
The only thing that shames me at this point is the
uncomfortable memory of how I damaged my karma in
those recent rush-to-judgement days prior to me actually,
finally, and gratefully getting my chance to cash in on
some easy money and showing my friends, family, and
yes, enemies what I could do.
At this point, I'm only moderately melancholy that I didn't
"come through" and make it to the $32K level, at the very
least.
But I'm extremely embarassed and saddened, before my
God, at how I didn't forsee the trepidations that others
might be going through, and thinking myself superior to
all those that stumbled before me.
My newfound wisdom was hard-won, and I indeed, as it
has been said, had to 'burn' before I could grow.
As difficult as this is for a teen-ager or one in his twenties,
imagine it three-fold harsher for a man in his forties,
pretty much past the peak of things and heading 'down
the hill'.
So go ahead and call names - my back has gotten a bit
broader and my skin thicker, in direct contrast to my
heart, which has softened.
Maybe he was distracted by the beach babes when he gave his answer.
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Re: One of the idiots speaks
Eight years, huh?WalhalsGh0st wrote:GO Post #94789
Posted by: walhal
Time: 10:15PM PDT - Tuesday August 29, 2000
Subject: One of the idiots speaks...
Has anyone heard from walhal since then?
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Re: One of the idiots speaks
MarleysGh0st wrote:Eight years, huh?WalhalsGh0st wrote:GO Post #94789
Posted by: walhal
Time: 10:15PM PDT - Tuesday August 29, 2000
Subject: One of the idiots speaks...
Has anyone heard from walhal since then?
Sandy ran into him on the beach not too long ago.....

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Re: One of the idiots speaks
Didn't he have one last post before he left?MarleysGh0st wrote:Eight years, huh?WalhalsGh0st wrote:GO Post #94789
Posted by: walhal
Time: 10:15PM PDT - Tuesday August 29, 2000
Subject: One of the idiots speaks...
Has anyone heard from walhal since then?
I believe in the usefulness of useless information.
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Re: One of the idiots speaks
ulysses5019 wrote:Didn't he have one last post before he left?MarleysGh0st wrote:Eight years, huh?WalhalsGh0st wrote:GO Post #94789
Posted by: walhal
Time: 10:15PM PDT - Tuesday August 29, 2000
Subject: One of the idiots speaks...
Has anyone heard from walhal since then?
No, the above was walhal's 646th and final post....
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christie1111 wrote:Did you just have this sitting in the computer waiting for someone to ask?
Amazing!
You would be surprised what I all have sitting on my computer....

Squirrels are the architects of forests, the planters of trees, nature's own acrobats and show a zest for life that can inspire us. Every day should be National Squirrel Appreciation Day!
--squirrelmama (10/3/07)
Many of these (squirrel) migrations were probably caused by food shortages as well as habitat overcrowding. We solved that for them. We not only reduced their habitat, we reduced the whole species by about 90%. The least we can do now is share a little birdseed with them.
--Richard E. Mallery
2008 Squirrel of the Year Award winner
--squirrelmama (10/3/07)
Many of these (squirrel) migrations were probably caused by food shortages as well as habitat overcrowding. We solved that for them. We not only reduced their habitat, we reduced the whole species by about 90%. The least we can do now is share a little birdseed with them.
--Richard E. Mallery
2008 Squirrel of the Year Award winner
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Re: One of the idiots speaks
Thank you. I was misremembering. Not to be confused with Miss Ruunerup Alaska.littlebeast13 wrote:ulysses5019 wrote:Didn't he have one last post before he left?MarleysGh0st wrote: Eight years, huh?
Has anyone heard from walhal since then?
No, the above was walhal's 646th and final post....
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minimetoo26 wrote:Evil Squirrel wrote:christie1111 wrote:Did you just have this sitting in the computer waiting for someone to ask?
Amazing!
You would be surprised what I all have sitting on my computer....
Besides squirrel porn!
But I didn't put any of it there! That's what I'm gonna tell the Feds if they ever raid my place.....
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ulysses5019 wrote:Will we all get a personalized portrait?Evil Squirrel wrote:christie1111 wrote:Did you just have this sitting in the computer waiting for someone to ask?
Amazing!
You would be surprised what I all have sitting on my computer....
Spoiler
Some people are more special than others....
And they don't have access to Avatar Genies.....
BTW, you DO have a portrait, but it's horribly outdated because it was draw pre-ES. Evil will get back to you on that one....
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OMG! That is soooo funny!!!!!!!!Evil Squirrel wrote:christie1111 wrote:Did you just have this sitting in the computer waiting for someone to ask?
Amazing!
You would be surprised what I all have sitting on my computer....
Spoiler
I love the Snuggle pincushion!
Um, why the moose in the window?
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I was wondering whether it was from the Moose contest. There is a almost life sized one in the lobby with maps all over it from our plant locations.littlebeast13 wrote:It is either a non sequitur, or a fading memory of a moose naming contest mentioned on a past Bored....christie1111 wrote:Um, why the moose in the window?
lb13
Excellent work!
I feel so honored and have already printed it out for my cubicle! But I will put it where I can see it but maybe not the general public. How could I possibly explain that picture!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL!
I love it!
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I was wondering about that, too. Does CT have moose?christie1111 wrote: Um, why the moose in the window?
A friend at work says his wife spotted a bobcat in the driveway, yesterday. Supposedly, they've been reintroduced to the area to help control the deer population.
But they might have a taste for moose, too, if they're feeling ambitious!
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