WWTBAM Bored

(Real BBs of Genius)

Today, we salute you, Mr. Over-the-top September Timeline® Promo Writer

(Mr. Over-the-top September Timeline® Promo Writer)

Day after day, week after week, you shamelessly trot out Merrymen (and Merrywomen) to remind your BBs what they already know

(I hadn't heard about Timeline®)

Double entendre, movie ripoffs, washed-up rock stars, you throw it all against the Bored and hope some of it sticks

(Anyone find Mike Hunt?)

Sure, It's only a Bored game, but you've got something to prove. You never play the games anymore. You never host the games anymore. Where have you been? Can you still bring it?

(I guess you can)

The stage is set for Ms. September Timeline® Meister Fantine. But after four weeks of non-stop hype and promos more annoying than those John-Mellencamp-This-Is-Our-Country truck ads:

Baby, it better not suck

(Don't be Waterworld)

So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, you bringer of ballyhoo, you prince of propaganda. It's time to go back to your cave. Looks like you're stuck at number 81 forever.

(Mr. Over-the-top September Timeline® Promo Writer)

Anheuser Busch, St. Louis, Missouri

Bud Light Voiceover wrote:So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, you bringer of ballyhoo, you prince of propaganda. It's time to go back to your cave. Looks like you're stuck at number 81 forever.

Or, in the ironic world this is, you will likely be passed by the Timeline Mistress herself before next week's rankings.....

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Bud Light Voiceover wrote: Today, we salute you, Mr. Over-the-top September Timeline® Promo Writer

Bravo! Bravo! Woo hooooo! w00t!

(I hope Canned Applause shows up soon to join in the salute!)

MarleysGh0st wrote:

Bud Light Voiceover wrote: Today, we salute you, Mr. Over-the-top September Timeline® Promo Writer

Bravo! Bravo! Woo hooooo! w00t!

(I hope Canned Applause shows up soon to join in the salute!)

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Huh? Oh, you need us THIS early in the morning!?!?!? Sheesh!

OK, everyone!


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Bud Light Voiceover wrote:Anheuser Busch, St. Louis, Missouri

Actually, you need to change that to "InBev, Leuven, Belgium".

Since I got my Sirius radio, I haven't heard my Bud Light commercials.
This filled my need for one for now. Good job!

And lest we forget, the weekend promo guy still has a couple more cracks before the festivities begin......

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NellyLunatic1980 wrote:

Bud Light Voiceover wrote:Anheuser Busch, St. Louis, Missouri

Actually, you need to change that to "InBev, Leuven, Belgium".

I'm still waiting for my pretzels at Busch Stadium to be replaced by Belgian waffles.....

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Bud Light Voiceover wrote:The stage is set for Ms. September Timeline® Meister Fantine. But after four weeks of non-stop hype and promos more annoying than those John-Mellencamp-This-Is-Our-Country truck ads:

Baby, it better not suck

Just as long as there's no pressure or anything.....

Here's Fanny! wrote:Just as long as there's no pressure or anything.....

After this build-up?

MarleysGh0st wrote:

Here's Fanny! wrote:Just as long as there's no pressure or anything.....

After this build-up?

I suppose now I'll have to play to give people something to laugh at...

minimetoo26 wrote:

MarleysGh0st wrote:

Here's Fanny! wrote:Just as long as there's no pressure or anything.....

After this build-up?

I suppose now I'll have to play to give people something to laugh at...

That would require being here everyday during the month. Think you're up to the challenge.....

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littlebeast13 wrote:

minimetoo26 wrote:

MarleysGh0st wrote: After this build-up?

I suppose now I'll have to play to give people something to laugh at...

That would require being here everyday during the month. Think you're up to the challenge.....

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So I'm an ignorant slut with attendance issues. I didn't say I'd play every day....

AWESOME!!!

Mini the Ignorant Slut wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote:

minimetoo26 wrote: I suppose now I'll have to play to give people something to laugh at...

That would require being here everyday during the month. Think you're up to the challenge.....

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So I'm an ignorant slut with attendance issues. I didn't say I'd play every day....

Well, I guess I could fill in for you since nobody can tell us apart anyway, although I'll be gone a day myself next month.

Hopefully it'll be a day when you aren't here to bring my sisters thread forward....

If she's not here for the sister's thread, I'll do it for her. I love to be helpful.

minimetoo26 wrote:

MarleysGh0st wrote:

Here's Fanny! wrote:Just as long as there's no pressure or anything.....

After this build-up?

I suppose now I'll have to play to give people something to laugh at...

Give Rain Man the questions and let him play!

kayrharris wrote:If she's not here for the sister's thread, I'll do it for her. I love to be helpful.

Anything to increase your post count, right.....

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kayrharris wrote:If she's not here for the sister's thread, I'll do it for her. I love to be helpful.

This is why I love Kay--always ready to help in the time of need!

minimetoo26 wrote:

kayrharris wrote:If she's not here for the sister's thread, I'll do it for her. I love to be helpful.

This is why I love Kay--always ready to help in the time of need!

That's why I'm gonna deploy ES to chew on a few strategic wires around the same time I'm gone....

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littlebeast13 wrote:

minimetoo26 wrote:

kayrharris wrote:If she's not here for the sister's thread, I'll do it for her. I love to be helpful.

This is why I love Kay--always ready to help in the time of need!

That's why I'm gonna deploy ES to chew on a few strategic wires around the same time I'm gone....

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Like I said before, I'm surprised all my posts aren't in Pig Latin or read "All Hail the Great and Powerful Beast" by now....

littlebeast13 wrote:

minimetoo26 wrote:

kayrharris wrote:If she's not here for the sister's thread, I'll do it for her. I love to be helpful.

This is why I love Kay--always ready to help in the time of need!

That's why I'm gonna deploy ES to chew on a few strategic wires around the same time I'm gone....

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Are you sure he wasn't at work this morning? I had about an hour where I couldn't connect. As you see, I'm a few behind in posts right now.
Not that I'm accusing anyone........

minimetoo26 wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote:

minimetoo26 wrote: This is why I love Kay--always ready to help in the time of need!

That's why I'm gonna deploy ES to chew on a few strategic wires around the same time I'm gone....

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Like I said before, I'm surprised all my posts aren't in Pig Latin or read "All Hail the Great and Powerful Beast" by now....

Just wait until the next time you disappear on me.... you might end up with the tagline Posting Slacker.....

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littlebeast13 wrote:

minimetoo26 wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote:
That's why I'm gonna deploy ES to chew on a few strategic wires around the same time I'm gone....

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Like I said before, I'm surprised all my posts aren't in Pig Latin or read "All Hail the Great and Powerful Beast" by now....

Just wait until the next time you disappear on me.... you might end up with the tagline Posting Slacker.....

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How about Chronic Absentee? Have You Seen This BB?

minimetoo26 wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote:

minimetoo26 wrote: Like I said before, I'm surprised all my posts aren't in Pig Latin or read "All Hail the Great and Powerful Beast" by now....

Just wait until the next time you disappear on me.... you might end up with the tagline Posting Slacker.....

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How about Chronic Absentee? Have You Seen This BB?

Yes, in the next stall from Chronic Diarrhea. I'll steal your avatar from Norwalk Virus.....

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