WWTBAM Bored

Beloved Friend,

As you read this email, I don't want you to feel sorry for me; because I believe everyone will

die someday. well Goodday to you and your family , i am sorry to disturb you

My name is Ehab Carrington, a British merchant in Caribbean Island. I have been diagnosed with

esophageal cancer, which was discovered very late, due to my laxity in caring for my health. This

sickness has defiled all forms of medicine, and right now I have only about a few months to live,

according to medical experts. I have since lost my power of speech and can only manage to write

now; as that has been the only way I am able to communicate.

I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never really cared for anyone not even myself

but my business. Though I am very rich, I was never generous, I was always hostile to people and

only focus on my business as that is the only thing I cared for. But now I regret all, as I now

know that there is more to life than just wanting to have or make all the money in the world. I

believe when the Almighty gives me a second chance to come to this world I would live my life a

different way from how I have lived it.

Now that I know my time is near, I have willed and given most of my properties and assets to my

immediate and extended family members and as well as a few close friends. I want nature and the

Almighty God in Heaven to be merciful to me and accept my soul and so, I have decided to give the

remains of my wealth to charity organizations, as I want this to be one of the last good deeds I

did on earth.

So far, I have distributed money to some charity organizations in the Caribbean Island, London

and Ireland. Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this myself any more. I

once asked members of my family to close one of my accounts in Switzerland and donate the money

in the account to the motherless/charity homes across Africa, Europe and America organizations,

they refused and kept the money to themselves. I do not trust them anymore, as they seem not to

be contended with what I have left for them.
The last of my money which only few of them knows of is the (U.S$13.7Million) cash deposit that I

have with a financial firm. I will want you to help me collect this deposit and dispatched it to

charity organizations and please earn only 20% of the money as your fee for the distribution.
Please let me know if you are interested in helping me out.i will be waiting to hear from you,

May the Almighty remain with you as you do.
Regards,
Ehab Carrington.

Esophageal cancer is nothing to joke about.

This man doesn't sound very merry.

So where's the obligatory Timeline® plug?

I protest! Nowhere in this letter did it state you are from Nigeria, yet it is assumed you are Nigerian!

And if you ARE Nigerian, that money better stay home, Bub...

Let me whip out my bank account numbers.

This

sickness has defiled all forms of medicine.....

Do the Bored docs know about this?

Though I am very rich, I was never generous, I was always hostile to people and

only focus on my business as that is the only thing I cared for.

Do you know this guy Marley?