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I am awaiting an explanation for the following items -- some would say "weapons" -- found in my back yard today. All apparently were dropped or thrown from a high vantage point

1. A knife!




2. Two chunks of broken concrete (only one pictured)



3. A scrap of pliable metallic fabric of unknown composition, perhaps the kind of thing that would be used on the nosecone of a shoulder-fired rocket





I am a peaceable girl. I do not like being assaulted and/or "warned" by the appearance of weaponry in my own yard. If a certain squirrel can offer a more reasonable explanation of these objects, I would like to hear it.

Sincerely,
Annie
/:evil:\

Oh, Annie, what a face young lady! I am shocked!

I think it was Miss Squirrlet in the backyard with a knife.

Do you need Swampyturtles to send a certain famous Honolulu Detective to investigate?

Have you dusted for squirrel prints?

kayrharris wrote:Have you dusted for squirrel prints?

I can prove that the squirrel had a paw in the placement of of these weapons.





Miss Kay, I'm very sorry that my angry, ugly face scared you. I won't do that again unless I'm nose to nose with an Evil Someone. See, it's still me, Annie.
/:P\

That's much better. I like you this way.

oh missannie. this is terrible. i can come help if you need me. i am little and can hide in small places and keep watch on the yard. my mommy and my big brother are driving to your town to watch those big mens in red and white suits throw that funny ball around and wrestle with mens in other color suits. i cuold hide in my mommys car.

my mommie says i aint afraid of no sqrrls. she seems to think thats funny but i think shes silly.

you can send pictres to my eyes if you want.

AnnieCamaro wrote: 3. A scrap of pliable metallic fabric of unknown composition, perhaps the kind of thing that would be used on the nosecone of a shoulder-fired rocket





I am a peaceable girl. I do not like being assaulted and/or "warned" by the appearance of weaponry in my own yard. If a certain squirrel can offer a more reasonable explanation of these objects, I would like to hear it.

Sincerely,
Annie
/:evil:\

Hmmm that resembles those hats used to deter radiation from space, squirrel sized!

herjosie wrote:oh missannie. this is terrible. i can come help if you need me. i am little and can hide in small places and keep watch on the yard. my mommy and my big brother are driving to your town to watch those big mens in red and white suits throw that funny ball around and wrestle with mens in other color suits. i cuold hide in my mommys car.

my mommie says i aint afraid of no sqrrls. she seems to think thats funny but i think shes silly.

you can send pictres to my eyes if you want.

You little dogs are always brave.

Tell you mom and brother to have fun at the game!

Watch for me on TV. I'll be the one in the red shirt!

You won't be hard to find then, will you???

I don't think our game is on TV. I'll be wearing a shirt similar to Chapman's.

Annie, I have only one thing to say to you, my dear......





Try duct tape next time. It has the same luster, but nobody will ever accuse you of being paranoid....

Evil Squirrel wrote:Annie, I have only one thing to say to you, my dear......





Try duct tape next time. It has the same luster, but nobody will ever accuse you of being paranoid....

Did that chihuahua escape from Hershey, PA?

Does he get good reception?

ulysses5019 wrote:

Evil Squirrel wrote:Annie, I have only one thing to say to you, my dear......





Try duct tape next time. It has the same luster, but nobody will ever accuse you of being paranoid....

Did that chihuahua escape from Hershey, PA?

Does he get good reception?

He can still pick up all those old Taco Bell commercials....

lb13

littlebeast13 wrote:

ulysses5019 wrote:

Evil Squirrel wrote:Annie, I have only one thing to say to you, my dear......





Try duct tape next time. It has the same luster, but nobody will ever accuse you of being paranoid....

Did that chihuahua escape from Hershey, PA?

Does he get good reception?

He can still pick up all those old Taco Bell commercials....

lb13

He ought to learn where to wear that condom.

I was going to suggest the AFDB explanation for that metallic fabric, but I see Evil Squirrel has beaten me to it!



Y'all were very busy last night!

Here's Fanny! wrote:

Spoiler

Water kills the aliens!

Spoiler

No, Slim Whitman music kills the aliens!

MarleysGh0st wrote:

Here's Fanny! wrote:

Spoiler

Water kills the aliens!

Spoiler

No, Slim Whitman music kills the aliens!

Spoiler

Actually, it's Mr. Frisby's harmonica....

I just realized.....

I love clicking on the "Submit" button. Now all I need is your approval....

Rod Serling wrote:I just realized.....

I love clicking on the "Submit" button. Now all I need is your approval....

You've got it, Rod!

As a graduate of Ithaca College, you're a local hero.

Time to drag out the cuteness defense.....

Don't do that when I'm drinking coffee!

kayrharris wrote:Don't do that when I'm drinking coffee!

When aren't you drinking coffee?

I'm on my 2nd cup. That' my limit for the day. Really it is. My two very strong cups and that's it.