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An announcement of, uh, great importance

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 5:15 am
by Senator Edward Kennedy
I would, uh, just like to, uh, say without equivocation thaht, uh, I am, uh, completely against the return of the, uh, Bored clahssic known as, uh, Timeline®.

As many of you know, uh, my fahmily has, uh, played an important paht in, uh, shaping the history of this great nation. Timeline® will, uh, no doubt take advahntage of this fact and, uh, exploit my fahmilies history by rehashing, uh, painful dates such as, uh:

Novembuh 22, 1963

or, uh, perhahps:

June 5, 1968

and who could, uh, forget:

July 19, 1969

As the, uh, senior senatuh from the, uh, state of Mahssachusetts, I ahsk you to join me in this, uh, great cause and, uh, say no to Timeline®.

Remember: we need Timeline® like I, uh, need a hole in the head.

Thank you and, uh, have a fine day.


Ted

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 5:25 am
by NellyLunatic1980
Interesting. We have sober Ted and drunk Ted.

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 6:19 am
by HelpBrainTumorPatients
NellyLunatic1980 wrote:Interesting. We have sober Ted and drunk Ted.
But who can tell the difference?

Re: An announcement of, uh, great importance

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 6:21 am
by SloppyDrunkGuy
Senator Edward Kennedy wrote:I would, uh, just like to, uh, say without equivocation thaht, uh, I am, uh, completely against the return of the, uh, Bored clahssic known as, uh, Timeline®.

As many of you know, uh, my fahmily has, uh, played an important paht in, uh, shaping the history of this great nation. Timeline® will, uh, no doubt take advahntage of this fact and, uh, exploit my fahmilies history by rehashing, uh, painful dates such as, uh:

Novembuh 22, 1963

or, uh, perhahps:

June 5, 1968

and who could, uh, forget:

July 19, 1969

As the, uh, senior senatuh from the, uh, state of Mahssachusetts, I ahsk you to join me in this, uh, great cause and, uh, say no to Timeline®.

Remember: we need Timeline® like I, uh, need a hole in the head.

Thank you and, uh, have a fine day.


Ted
I'll drink to that... (HIC!)

You (HIC!) look preeetty (HIC!) uh, familuhyer. You aren't my shishter, are you (HIC, HIC! BELCH!)

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 6:25 am
by NellyLunatic1980
HelpBrainTumorPatients wrote:
NellyLunatic1980 wrote:Interesting. We have sober Ted and drunk Ted.
But who can tell the difference?
Well, if the car is not heading into a lake, then you know it's sober Ted driving.

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 7:50 am
by PlacentiaSoccerMom
NellyLunatic1980 wrote:
HelpBrainTumorPatients wrote:
NellyLunatic1980 wrote:Interesting. We have sober Ted and drunk Ted.
But who can tell the difference?
Well, if the car is not heading into a lake, then you know it's sober Ted driving.
:)