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Job Opportunity I Just Received - Hope I'm Qualified
Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 9:12 pm
by wintergreen48
Do you enjoy working outdoors? Looking to make extra cash AND work a convenient schedule? If so, we want to talk to YOU!
Headway Corporate Resources has immediate need for Parking Lot Attendants to work with our client, a leading construction company specializing in residential, industrial and commercial design building and renovations.
As a Parking Lot Attendant, you will be responsible for scanning badges of employees and visitors, signing ledgers, issuing visitor passes, and
communicating and notifying office staff of incoming visitors using a walkie talkie.
Positions available immediately. Great hourly wage!
For immediate consideration, forward your resume to ccarpenter@headwaycorp.com
or apply online at www.headwaycorp.com/jobs
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Tarboro, NC 27886
Wowsers! A walkie-talkie and everything!!!
I hope that my resume is up to snuff...
Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 9:14 pm
by tlynn78
That walkie-talkie would prolly make your butt look good.
t.
Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 9:47 pm
by ulysses5019
tlynn78 wrote:That walkie-talkie would prolly make your butt look good.
t.
He needs one of those where he can talk to the cuff on his shirt or the epaulets on his shoulder.
Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 9:52 pm
by kayrharris
ulysses5019 wrote:tlynn78 wrote:That walkie-talkie would prolly make your butt look good.
t.
He needs one of those where he can talk to the cuff on his shirt or the epaulets on his shoulder.
Those are cool, but they do nothing for your butt.
Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 9:58 pm
by Beebs52
No one has ever offered me a walkie talkie opportunity.
I'm devastated.
Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 10:00 pm
by admanvii
I'm kinda like a two can and string guy
Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 10:57 pm
by PlacentiaSoccerMom
I wonder if the job comes with insurance and a pension plan.
Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 11:00 pm
by AnnieCamaro
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:I wonder if the job comes with insurance and a pension plan.
The job comes with some perks -- a guaranteed parking place, for example.
/:P\
Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 11:03 pm
by ulysses5019
AnnieCamaro wrote:PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:I wonder if the job comes with insurance and a pension plan.
The job comes with some perks -- a guaranteed parking place, for example.
/:P\
And that butt slimming walkie talkie.
Re: Job Opportunity I Just Received - Hope I'm Qualified
Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 11:08 pm
by PlacentiaSoccerMom
wintergreen48 wrote:
As a Parking Lot Attendant, you will be responsible for scanning badges of employees and visitors, signing ledgers, issuing visitor passes, and
communicating and notifying office staff of incoming visitors using a walkie talkie.
There are some people who might apply for the job just to use a walkie talkie.
Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 6:31 am
by jaybee
What they don't tell you is that nobody has a matching walkie-talkie.
It's just there for butt-flash.
Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 6:52 am
by Cart Pusher
Sounds great! Too bad I don't have a computer to apply...
Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:09 am
by ulysses5019
Cart Pusher wrote:Sounds great! Too bad I don't have a computer to apply...
hey, cart pusher, you might think of laying of the walkie talkies.
Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:13 am
by Cart Pusher
ulysses5019 wrote:Cart Pusher wrote:Sounds great! Too bad I don't have a computer to apply...
hey, cart pusher, you might think of laying of the walkie talkies.
I don't have a walkie talkie. If the manager wants me to do something, he comes outside and yells at me from across the parking lot.
Is that ghostjmf's car there? I wonder how big of a dent I can put in it with a 15 cart train.....?
Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:55 am
by themanintheseersuckersuit
Is immigration enforcement beginning to work?
Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:01 am
by MarleysGh0st
themanintheseersuckersuit wrote:Is immigration enforcement beginning to work?
Why do you ask?
Just because some company is spamming about the "great hourly wage" they're offering for parking lot attendants?
Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:20 am
by JeanieWho
Okay, I figured out that an MM is a Merry Man, but what's a Merry Man? And are there Merry Women?
Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:23 am
by NellyLunatic1980
JeanieWho wrote:Okay, I figured out that an MM is a Merry Man, but what's a Merry Man? And are there Merry Women?
Merry Men are aliases that many of us create to make humorous posts. There are no Merry Women, per se. All of the female aliases are still refered to as Merry Men.
Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:26 am
by Giant Gambian Rat
You don't even have to be human to be a Merry Man.
Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:28 am
by JeanieWho
NellyLunatic1980 wrote:JeanieWho wrote:Okay, I figured out that an MM is a Merry Man, but what's a Merry Man? And are there Merry Women?
Merry Men are aliases that many of us create to make humorous posts. There are no Merry Women, per se. All of the female aliases are still refered to as Merry Men.
Thanks, Nelly! One more mystery solved!
Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:32 am
by NellyLunatic1980
Giant Gambian Rat wrote:You don't even have to be human to be a Merry Man.
Exactly right. In fact, some of Merry Men aren't even living organisms. Just look at "Dead Fern", "Dead Horse", or the infamous "Nigerian Penis Pills".
Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:34 am
by gsabc
jaybee wrote:What they don't tell you is that nobody has a matching walkie-talkie.
It's just there for butt-flash.
I thought that was called mooning and flashing was showing the other side of the butt.
Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:35 am
by ulysses5019
JeanieWho wrote:NellyLunatic1980 wrote:JeanieWho wrote:Okay, I figured out that an MM is a Merry Man, but what's a Merry Man? And are there Merry Women?
Merry Men are aliases that many of us create to make humorous posts. There are no Merry Women, per se. All of the female aliases are still refered to as Merry Men.
Thanks, Nelly! One more mystery solved!
And it is my Sisyphean task to post as many different avatars as there are MMs.
Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:37 am
by Lame Excuse
NellyLunatic1980 wrote:Giant Gambian Rat wrote:You don't even have to be human to be a Merry Man.
Exactly right. In fact, some of Merry Men aren't even living organisms. Just look at "Dead Fern", "Dead Horse", or the infamous "Nigerian Penis Pills".
Or even me!
I would have been here sooner, except there was a wreck on the bypass...
Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:38 am
by MarleysGh0st
ulysses5019 wrote:JeanieWho wrote:NellyLunatic1980 wrote:
Merry Men are aliases that many of us create to make humorous posts. There are no Merry Women, per se. All of the female aliases are still refered to as Merry Men.
Thanks, Nelly! One more mystery solved!
And it is my Sisyphean task to post as many different avatars as there are MMs.
Future Bored Historians are going to have a heck of a mess making sense of all the comments that refer to long-long avatars of yours, uly!