Enough of the Dems and Repubs!

[tanstaafl2]

Lets finally get a qualified candidate in office.

Annie Camaro for Prez!!!

Evil Squirrel for VP may not go over quite as well...

[Beebs52]

Apparently you are not familiar with the National Apathy Party, headed by me and Admiral Stockdale. If you don't vote for us, we'll, well, yawn.

[tanstaafl2]

Yeah, but Annie's party is way better. They have tattoos!

[littlebeast13]

Lets finally get a qualified candidate in office.

Annie Camaro for Prez!!!

Evil Squirrel for VP may not go over quite as well...

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lb13

[AnnieCamaro]

Yeah, but Annie's party is way better. They have tattoos!

Aw, shucks, Mr. tan. Thank you for thinking of me. I am honored.

I should tell you, though, that I do not have any tattoos. Only my brother Rusty has them, and he has one in each ear. I do have some interesting scars, however.

For the possible vice presidency, I think the four-footers on this board offer some attributes that could prove advantageous. Here are some of the many possible prospects.

My buddy Casey (dance captain for my opera) could herd together the electorate and get everybody moving in the same direction.

My petite friend Herjosie would help make America realize the importance of fashion and style, and promote energy conservation by being seen and photographed on her mom's motor scooter.

Bingohardware, that hunk, would enchant women voters in particular with his rugged good looks and all with his magnetic personality.

Miss Denise, that other redhead, would bring her thoughtful clear thinking and polite demeanor to the discussion of national issues.

Peekaboo Fanny likely would take the traditional vice-presidential role of being well-known yet rarely seen.

Of course, there are other outstanding candidates, as well, and I hope their names will be brought forth into the discussion.

I personally have not given previous consideration to running for president, as I've been busy with my physics homework. Still, if nominated I would run, and if elected, I would serve to the best of my abilities.

/:P\

[AnnieCamaro]

Lets finally get a qualified candidate in office.

Annie Camaro for Prez!!!

Evil Squirrel for VP may not go over quite as well...

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lb13

Forget it, Evil Squirrel. I notice that the lady with the Evil Squirrel tattoo had it removed and replaced with one that bears my name. She must be devoted to my candidacy to go to all that trouble!

[Evil Squirrel]

Yeah, but Annie's party is way better. They have tattoos!

Aw, shucks, Mr. tan. Thank you for thinking of me. I am honored.

I should tell you, though, that I do not have any tattoos. Only my brother Rusty has them, and he has one in each ear. I do have some interesting scars, however.

For the possible vice presidency, I think the four-footers on this board offer some attributes that could prove advantageous. Here are some of the many possible prospects.

My buddy Casey (dance captain for my opera) could herd together the electorate and get everybody moving in the same direction.

My petite friend Herjosie would help make America realize the importance of fashion and style, and promote energy conservation by being seen and photographed on her mom's motor scooter.

Bingohardware, that hunk, would enchant women voters in particular with his rugged good looks and all with his magnetic personality.

Miss Denise, that other redhead, would bring her thoughtful clear thinking and polite demeanor to the discussion of national issues.

Peekaboo Fanny likely would take the traditional vice-presidential role of being well-known yet rarely seen.

Of course, there are other outstanding candidates, as well, and I hope their names will be brought forth into the discussion.

I personally have not given previous consideration to running for president, as I've been busy with my physics homework. Still, if nominated I would run, and if elected, I would serve to the best of my abilities.

/:P\

So what would you do to get the squirrel vote? We are a very important bloc in this nation....

[Evil Squirrel]

Lets finally get a qualified candidate in office.

Annie Camaro for Prez!!!

Evil Squirrel for VP may not go over quite as well...

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lb13

Forget it, Evil Squirrel. I notice that the lady with the Evil Squirrel tattoo had it removed and replaced with one that bears my name. She must be devoted to my candidacy to go to all that trouble!

Tattooed whores are quite fickle. They usually support whoever the last one was to give them some money for hooch or "somthign else"...

[AnnieCamaro]

So what would you do to get the squirrel vote? We are a very important bloc in this nation....

I honestly doubt if I could snare the squirrel vote. What I'd do is put a barrel of apples and a basket of Matchbook cars on every block on election day, and the squirrels would be so busy trying to steal them all that they wouldn't remember to vote against me.

/:P\

[Evil Squirrel]

So what would you do to get the squirrel vote? We are a very important bloc in this nation....

I honestly doubt if I could snare the squirrel vote. What I'd do is put a barrel of apples and a basket of Matchbook cars on every block on election day, and the squirrels would be so busy trying to steal them all that they wouldn't remember to vote against me.

/:P\

That's quite a campaign expense. I wouldn't want to vote for a leader with such fiscal irresponsibility.

But it would probably work....

[kayrharris]

I honestly doubt if I could snare the squirrel vote. What I'd do is put a barrel of apples and a basket of Matchbook cars on every block on election day, and the squirrels would be so busy trying to steal them all that they wouldn't remember to vote against me.

I know some real candidates that could probably use this advice.

[Appa23]

SC ("Annie"), do you promise not to scowl and look ticked off while your defeated opponent endorses you (or your husband, as the case may be)?

What is the rest of your platform?

[Beebs52]

Annie, are you saying that you're assuming the position of running against the National Apathy Party? Are you?

Oh. Okay. I don't care.

[ulysses5019]

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lb13

Forget it, Evil Squirrel. I notice that the lady with the Evil Squirrel tattoo had it removed and replaced with one that bears my name. She must be devoted to my candidacy to go to all that trouble!

Tattooed whores are quite fickle. They usually support whoever the last one was to give them some money for hooch or "somthign else"...

I'd like to try a little of that "something else".....

[admanvii]

Best part of being the King don't have to worry about elections

Worst part revolutions and a a errrrr


I don't even want to consider the alternatives

[AnnieCamaro]

SC ("Annie"), do you promise not to scowl and look ticked off while your defeated opponent endorses you (or your husband, as the case may be)?

What is the rest of your platform?

Mr. Appa, I think you are confused. My mom and I are not the same. She has blue eyes. Mine are brown.

I don't have my whole platform done yet. My election campaign only got started tonight.

[ulysses5019]

SC ("Annie"), do you promise not to scowl and look ticked off while your defeated opponent endorses you (or your husband, as the case may be)?

What is the rest of your platform?

Mr. Appa, I think you are confused. My mom and I are not the same. She has blue eyes. Mine are brown.

I don't have my whole platform done yet. My election campaign only got started tonight.

I think you ought to promise a matchbook car in every box and a squirrel in every pot.

[ulysses5019]

SC ("Annie"), do you promise not to scowl and look ticked off while your defeated opponent endorses you (or your husband, as the case may be)?

What is the rest of your platform?

Most importantly.........will you bring back the phone game?

[AnnieCamaro]

I like the way you think, Mr. Uly. Will you be my campaign chairman?

/:P\

[PlacentiaSoccerMom]

She's not 35.

[Evil Squirrel]

She's not 35.

She's as old as McCain in dog years, so she's eligible.

Electable is another matter.....

[MarleysGh0st]

Annie, are you saying that you're assuming the position of running against the National Apathy Party? Are you?

Oh. Okay. I don't care.

Sorry, Beebs, but between all that four-legger expertise Annie will bring to her cabinet and her endorsement of the Phone Game plank, I'm throwing my support to Annie!

[Beebs52]

Annie, are you saying that you're assuming the position of running against the National Apathy Party? Are you?

Oh. Okay. I don't care.

Sorry, Beebs, but between all that four-legger expertise Annie will bring to her cabinet and her endorsement of the Phone Game plank, I'm throwing my support to Annie!

Just what I'd expect from a specter! Well, that's just great. Go ahead. Take everybody else with you. See if I whine. No. Really. It's okay.
Don't mind me.

[Admiral Stockdale]

Annie, are you saying that you're assuming the position of running against the National Apathy Party? Are you?

Oh. Okay. I don't care.

Sorry, Beebs, but between all that four-legger expertise Annie will bring to her cabinet and her endorsement of the Phone Game plank, I'm throwing my support to Annie!

Just what I'd expect from a specter! Well, that's just great. Go ahead. Take everybody else with you. See if I whine. No. Really. It's okay.
Don't mind me.

I guess so much for me bringing in the dead vote.....

[Beebs52]

Yeah, but Annie's party is way better. They have tattoos!

Aw, shucks, Mr. tan. Thank you for thinking of me. I am honored.

I should tell you, though, that I do not have any tattoos. Only my brother Rusty has them, and he has one in each ear. I do have some interesting scars, however.

For the possible vice presidency, I think the four-footers on this board offer some attributes that could prove advantageous. Here are some of the many possible prospects.

My buddy Casey (dance captain for my opera) could herd together the electorate and get everybody moving in the same direction.

My petite friend Herjosie would help make America realize the importance of fashion and style, and promote energy conservation by being seen and photographed on her mom's motor scooter.

Bingohardware, that hunk, would enchant women voters in particular with his rugged good looks and all with his magnetic personality.

Miss Denise, that other redhead, would bring her thoughtful clear thinking and polite demeanor to the discussion of national issues.

Peekaboo Fanny likely would take the traditional vice-presidential role of being well-known yet rarely seen.

Of course, there are other outstanding candidates, as well, and I hope their names will be brought forth into the discussion.

I personally have not given previous consideration to running for president, as I've been busy with my physics homework. Still, if nominated I would run, and if elected, I would serve to the best of my abilities.

/:P\

Well, that's just great. Neener. Neener. Neener.
No. Really. It's okay. Never mind me. Beebs and Merv are taking their hairballs and deposits and going to play in the parking lot that has the walkie talkies.
Really. We're fine. Just fine.