This is where our brother hangs out?
Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 7:49 am
Sister #1: Our big brother asked us to do him a little favor and help us promote a new game being hosted by one of his weird "Bored" friends.
Sister #2: Yes. Coming this September, everyone's favorite Bored game Timeline® will be returning in all of its previous glory.
Sister #:4 And it will be hosted by someone called Fanny. I don't know who in the hell that is, but...
Sister #:3 It's probably his girlfriend!!!
All Sisters: (Giggle!)
Sister #2: Yeah, with how much time Billy spends on that Bored, there has to be someone on there he really likes!
Sister #1: Um, I think since we're talking to his Bored friends, you're supposed to call him LB, or Beast, or something like that.
Sister #3: Beast? Isn't that what he calls that stupid dog?
Sister #4: What a dumbass!
Sister #1: Now, now, he is our brother after all. Even if he spends more time with his Bored people than he does HIS TWO LITTLE NEPHEWS!
Sister #3: And he still refers to me as BravesFan Sister even though I haven't given a rat's ass about baseball in almost 10 years.
Sister #2: I think he told his Bored people that I look like Brooke from American Idol.
Sister #1: You DO look like Brooke from American idol.
Sister #4: He probably expects me to keep his streak alive for him when he goes to Kansas City next month again. I'll fix him this time...
Sister #1: Hey, we're supposed to be promoting that game. How are we gonna do that?
Sister #3: I know! Remember how we used to drive Billy... I mean, Beast crazy by running around the house doing cheers all the time? Let's relive the old times!
Sister #2: Great idea! Everyone ready?
All Sisters: T - I - M - E! L - I - N - E! What's that spell? TIMELINE®! There's this girl her name is Fanny! She's gonna kick you in your canny! She's got the moves, gonna bring it to ya! Gonna run that game, run right on through ya! Gimme an F! F! Gimme an A! A! Gimme a N! N! Gimme another N! N! Gimme a Y! Y! What's that spell? FANNY! Yay!!!!111
Sister #3: Woohoo! That was cool!
Sister #2: So our work here is done, right?
Sister #4: Wait! We need a kick ass avatar now that we're on the Bored! I've got that picture of me with Serj Tankian.
Sister #1: No no, nobody wants to see that. Plus, Fanny likes some weird guy named J.J. Cale. Beast told me when we registered to use this thing called the Avatar Genie.
Sister #2: What's it do?
Sister #1: Let me press the button here and see.....
Sister #4: What is that?
Sister #3: OH MY GOD!!! That's that picture Mom took of us before the New Kids on the Block Concert in 1990!!!
Sister #2: I thought we burned that picture 10 years ago!
Sister #1: Holy crap we look hideous!
Sister #4: Let's kick our brother's ass!
Sister #3: I'm gonna key his car...
Sister #1: Don't waste your effort sis, I don't think anyone would even notice if you did that.
Sister #3: Our brother is sooooooooooo dead for this!!!!
Sister #2: Yes. Coming this September, everyone's favorite Bored game Timeline® will be returning in all of its previous glory.
Sister #:4 And it will be hosted by someone called Fanny. I don't know who in the hell that is, but...
Sister #:3 It's probably his girlfriend!!!
All Sisters: (Giggle!)
Sister #2: Yeah, with how much time Billy spends on that Bored, there has to be someone on there he really likes!
Sister #1: Um, I think since we're talking to his Bored friends, you're supposed to call him LB, or Beast, or something like that.
Sister #3: Beast? Isn't that what he calls that stupid dog?
Sister #4: What a dumbass!
Sister #1: Now, now, he is our brother after all. Even if he spends more time with his Bored people than he does HIS TWO LITTLE NEPHEWS!
Sister #3: And he still refers to me as BravesFan Sister even though I haven't given a rat's ass about baseball in almost 10 years.
Sister #2: I think he told his Bored people that I look like Brooke from American Idol.
Sister #1: You DO look like Brooke from American idol.
Sister #4: He probably expects me to keep his streak alive for him when he goes to Kansas City next month again. I'll fix him this time...
Sister #1: Hey, we're supposed to be promoting that game. How are we gonna do that?
Sister #3: I know! Remember how we used to drive Billy... I mean, Beast crazy by running around the house doing cheers all the time? Let's relive the old times!
Sister #2: Great idea! Everyone ready?
All Sisters: T - I - M - E! L - I - N - E! What's that spell? TIMELINE®! There's this girl her name is Fanny! She's gonna kick you in your canny! She's got the moves, gonna bring it to ya! Gonna run that game, run right on through ya! Gimme an F! F! Gimme an A! A! Gimme a N! N! Gimme another N! N! Gimme a Y! Y! What's that spell? FANNY! Yay!!!!111
Sister #3: Woohoo! That was cool!
Sister #2: So our work here is done, right?
Sister #4: Wait! We need a kick ass avatar now that we're on the Bored! I've got that picture of me with Serj Tankian.
Sister #1: No no, nobody wants to see that. Plus, Fanny likes some weird guy named J.J. Cale. Beast told me when we registered to use this thing called the Avatar Genie.
Sister #2: What's it do?
Sister #1: Let me press the button here and see.....
Sister #4: What is that?
Sister #3: OH MY GOD!!! That's that picture Mom took of us before the New Kids on the Block Concert in 1990!!!
Sister #2: I thought we burned that picture 10 years ago!
Sister #1: Holy crap we look hideous!
Sister #4: Let's kick our brother's ass!
Sister #3: I'm gonna key his car...
Sister #1: Don't waste your effort sis, I don't think anyone would even notice if you did that.
Sister #3: Our brother is sooooooooooo dead for this!!!!
Thanks for starting out my day with a smile. 
