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This is where our brother hangs out?

#1 Post by The Beast Sisters » Sun Aug 24, 2008 7:49 am

Sister #1: Our big brother asked us to do him a little favor and help us promote a new game being hosted by one of his weird "Bored" friends.

Sister #2: Yes. Coming this September, everyone's favorite Bored game Timeline® will be returning in all of its previous glory.

Sister #:4 And it will be hosted by someone called Fanny. I don't know who in the hell that is, but...

Sister #:3 It's probably his girlfriend!!!

All Sisters: (Giggle!)

Sister #2: Yeah, with how much time Billy spends on that Bored, there has to be someone on there he really likes!

Sister #1: Um, I think since we're talking to his Bored friends, you're supposed to call him LB, or Beast, or something like that.

Sister #3: Beast? Isn't that what he calls that stupid dog?

Sister #4: What a dumbass!

Sister #1: Now, now, he is our brother after all. Even if he spends more time with his Bored people than he does HIS TWO LITTLE NEPHEWS!

Sister #3: And he still refers to me as BravesFan Sister even though I haven't given a rat's ass about baseball in almost 10 years.

Sister #2: I think he told his Bored people that I look like Brooke from American Idol.

Sister #1: You DO look like Brooke from American idol.

Sister #4: He probably expects me to keep his streak alive for him when he goes to Kansas City next month again. I'll fix him this time...

Sister #1: Hey, we're supposed to be promoting that game. How are we gonna do that?

Sister #3: I know! Remember how we used to drive Billy... I mean, Beast crazy by running around the house doing cheers all the time? Let's relive the old times!

Sister #2: Great idea! Everyone ready?

All Sisters: T - I - M - E! L - I - N - E! What's that spell? TIMELINE®! There's this girl her name is Fanny! She's gonna kick you in your canny! She's got the moves, gonna bring it to ya! Gonna run that game, run right on through ya! Gimme an F! F! Gimme an A! A! Gimme a N! N! Gimme another N! N! Gimme a Y! Y! What's that spell? FANNY! Yay!!!!111

Sister #3: Woohoo! That was cool!

Sister #2: So our work here is done, right?

Sister #4: Wait! We need a kick ass avatar now that we're on the Bored! I've got that picture of me with Serj Tankian.

Sister #1: No no, nobody wants to see that. Plus, Fanny likes some weird guy named J.J. Cale. Beast told me when we registered to use this thing called the Avatar Genie.

Sister #2: What's it do?

Sister #1: Let me press the button here and see.....

Sister #4: What is that?

Sister #3: OH MY GOD!!! That's that picture Mom took of us before the New Kids on the Block Concert in 1990!!!

Sister #2: I thought we burned that picture 10 years ago!

Sister #1: Holy crap we look hideous!

Sister #4: Let's kick our brother's ass!

Sister #3: I'm gonna key his car...

Sister #1: Don't waste your effort sis, I don't think anyone would even notice if you did that.

Sister #3: Our brother is sooooooooooo dead for this!!!! :evil:
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#2 Post by hermillion » Sun Aug 24, 2008 7:54 am

Oh, lb -- I think this explains a lot. You poor, poor baby!
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#3 Post by kayrharris » Sun Aug 24, 2008 8:38 am

OK, I just spit my morning coffee all over the computer screen!!

We're learning a lot about Billy. :) Thanks for starting out my day with a smile. :)
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#4 Post by ulysses5019 » Sun Aug 24, 2008 8:39 am

Is there some sort of bored game being promoted?
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#5 Post by PlacentiaSoccerMom » Sun Aug 24, 2008 10:29 am

Who did their hair? It looks painful!
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#6 Post by silvercamaro » Sun Aug 24, 2008 10:41 am

I love seeing the photo of the Beast Family. Cute kids!
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#7 Post by SportsFan68 » Sun Aug 24, 2008 11:17 am

That is cute as a bug!

LB is SO LUCKY to have so many darling sisters!

My brothers had to make do with just one -- but they lucked out too, it was me. :mrgreen:
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#8 Post by MarleysGh0st » Sun Aug 24, 2008 11:30 am

OMG!

Is that really a picture of the Beast family? 8)
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#9 Post by ulysses5019 » Sun Aug 24, 2008 12:18 pm

MarleysGh0st wrote:OMG!

Is that really a picture of the Beast family? 8)
I think the Avatar Genie just randomly picked four geeky kids.
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#10 Post by Here's Fanny! » Sun Aug 24, 2008 9:26 pm

I don't think there's much chance that the game itself will be half as entertaining as Promo Month has been.
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#11 Post by littlebeast13 » Mon Aug 25, 2008 8:37 am

MarleysGh0st wrote:OMG!

Is that really a picture of the Beast family? 8)
Yes it is.

And just to show you how old that picture is, the youngest (2nd from right) turns 25 today. I just got another gray hair.....

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#12 Post by minimetoo26 » Mon Aug 25, 2008 8:42 am

Billy Wayne, when your sisters see that picture was posted online, they're gonna whup you good! :P
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#13 Post by MarleysGh0st » Mon Aug 25, 2008 8:43 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
MarleysGh0st wrote:OMG!

Is that really a picture of the Beast family? 8)
Yes it is.

And just to show you how old that picture is, the youngest (2nd from right) turns 25 today. I just got another gray hair.....

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So which sister is missing from that photo?
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#14 Post by littlebeast13 » Mon Aug 25, 2008 8:43 am

minimetoo26 wrote:Billy Wayne, when your sisters see that picture was posted online, they're gonna whup you good! :P

What they don't know can't hurt me..... :P

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#15 Post by littlebeast13 » Mon Aug 25, 2008 8:44 am

MarleysGh0st wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
MarleysGh0st wrote:OMG!

Is that really a picture of the Beast family? 8)
Yes it is.

And just to show you how old that picture is, the youngest (2nd from right) turns 25 today. I just got another gray hair.....

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So which sister is missing from that photo?
Granted, I'm a counting expert, but I count 4 sisters there, Marley..... :P

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#16 Post by minimetoo26 » Mon Aug 25, 2008 8:46 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote:Billy Wayne, when your sisters see that picture was posted online, they're gonna whup you good! :P

What they don't know can't hurt me..... :P

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I will bump this thread up every day that you are gone, so if you artificially and gratuitously extend your streak with the aid of a sister, you will be so busted... :P :P :P :twisted:
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#17 Post by MarleysGh0st » Mon Aug 25, 2008 8:47 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
MarleysGh0st wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote: Yes it is.

And just to show you how old that picture is, the youngest (2nd from right) turns 25 today. I just got another gray hair.....

lb13
So which sister is missing from that photo?
Granted, I'm a counting expert, but I count 4 sisters there, Marley..... :P

lb13
Oh, I thought you were in the picture, too. :?

Sorry, Sister #1! :oops:
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#18 Post by minimetoo26 » Mon Aug 25, 2008 8:48 am

MarleysGh0st wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
MarleysGh0st wrote: So which sister is missing from that photo?
Granted, I'm a counting expert, but I count 4 sisters there, Marley..... :P

lb13
Oh, I thought you were in the picture, too. :?

Sorry, Sister #1! :oops:
I can just picture beast in his NKOTB finery..... :P
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#19 Post by littlebeast13 » Mon Aug 25, 2008 8:51 am

minimetoo26 wrote:
MarleysGh0st wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote: Granted, I'm a counting expert, but I count 4 sisters there, Marley..... :P

lb13
Oh, I thought you were in the picture, too. :?

Sorry, Sister #1! :oops:
I can just picture beast in his NKOTB finery..... :P
Oh geez..... :roll:

Me and my Dad were watching this on ESPN while the womenfolk were at the concert. Me and my Dad had a big Jose Canseco/Cecil Fielder rivalry going that year....

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#20 Post by MarleysGh0st » Mon Aug 25, 2008 8:54 am

littlebeast13 wrote:Oh geez..... :roll:
Sorry...

But the two on the left don't seem to have the same ponytail hairstyles as the two on the right!

At least, not that we can see from that angle...
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#21 Post by littlebeast13 » Mon Aug 25, 2008 8:57 am

MarleysGh0st wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:Oh geez..... :roll:
Sorry...

But the two on the left don't seem to have the same ponytail hairstyles as the two on the right!

At least, not that we can see from that angle...

Well, I wore my ponytail different back in the day..... :P

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#22 Post by minimetoo26 » Mon Aug 25, 2008 8:58 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
MarleysGh0st wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:Oh geez..... :roll:
Sorry...

But the two on the left don't seem to have the same ponytail hairstyles as the two on the right!

At least, not that we can see from that angle...

Well, I wore my ponytail different back in the day..... :P

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Now I'm picturing beast with a mullet.....{{{SHUDDER!!!!!}}}
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#23 Post by littlebeast13 » Mon Aug 25, 2008 9:00 am

minimetoo26 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
MarleysGh0st wrote: Sorry...

But the two on the left don't seem to have the same ponytail hairstyles as the two on the right!

At least, not that we can see from that angle...

Well, I wore my ponytail different back in the day..... :P

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Now I'm picturing beast with a mullet.....{{{SHUDDER!!!!!}}}

And what exactly is wrong with a mullet?

Not that I ever had one, mind you......

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#24 Post by kayrharris » Mon Aug 25, 2008 12:40 pm

After that Ramsley thread, which may as well have been in a foreign language as far as I'm concerned, I would have thought Marley could count to four. :shock:


Somehow I don't think LB would wear a NKOB t-shirt either.
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#25 Post by gsabc » Mon Aug 25, 2008 2:48 pm

littlebeast13 wrote:And what exactly is wrong with a mullet?

Not that I ever had one, mind you......

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I'd settle for enough hair for a mullet. I don't WANT a mullet, I just want the hair. :(
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