Page 1 of 1
Top ten signs you probably aren't in the BAM pool this year
Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 5:50 pm
by AlphaDummy
From the Home Office, where we haven't tried any of these - yet - heeeere we go.......
10) On the application under "previous game shows" you list "America's Most Wanted"
9) You ask your AP to scratch you where it itches, even though you are fully capable of reaching it yourself
8) "Okay - the tattoo of Meredith is awesome - but what the hell is that squirrel doing there?"
7) AP flips page in Sudoku book from "easy" puzzle to "difficult" halfway through interview
6) "If I won the million? Well, I always wanted to open a brothel..."
5) Your offer to wipe the puddle of drool off the interview table goes unheeded
4) "No, I really don't want to see you crush a beer can..."
3) They aren't coming to Kalamazoo this year
2) "I once sat in on a jam session with Charlie Manson" fails to score any WE cred
1) Flying pigs still not visible on WGAS Weather Radar
Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 5:55 pm
by silvercamaro
Great list, AD. I might suggest one more.
10(a) The AP recognizes you. In fact, when she first catches sight of you, her eyes light up and she yells, "Security!"
Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 6:02 pm
by AlphaDummy
silvercamaro wrote:Great list, AD. I might suggest one more.
10(a) The AP recognizes you. In fact, when she first catches sight of you, her eyes light up and she yells, "Security!"
Refer back to the intro at the top of the original post...there are reasons I didn't include this one..............
Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 6:04 pm
by themanintheseersuckersuit
"Okay - the tattoo of Meredith is awesome - but what the hell is that squirrel doing there?"
Tattooed squirrel porn in a deal breaker.
Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 6:27 pm
by swimming chipmunk
Sure! Leave out swimming chipmunks. No respect around here.
Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 6:52 pm
by ulysses5019
swimming chipmunk wrote:Sure! Leave out swimming chipmunks. No respect around here.
What about swimming squirrels?
Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 8:13 pm
by geoffil
Again you are so funny.
However, I hope this doesn't mean what I think it means.
Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 8:22 pm
by silvercamaro
geoffil wrote:Again you are so funny.
However, I hope this doesn't mean what I think it means.
If it does, I'm going to cover my ears and say "LA-LA-LA, I CAN'T HEAR YOU."
Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 9:01 pm
by elwoodblues
"10) On the application under "previous game shows" you list "America's Most Wanted"
When I auditioned for the primetime show they asked some of us if we had ever been on TV before. I asked if "Cops" counted. I got the postcard saying I was in the pool, but the call never came.
Re: Top ten signs you probably aren't in the BAM pool this y
Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 4:32 am
by NellyLunatic1980
AlphaDummy wrote:8 ) "Okay - the tattoo of Meredith is awesome - but what the hell is that squirrel doing there?"
Something you'll never hear at my interview. I would never get a tattoo of either Meredith or a squirrel.
Re: Top ten signs you probably aren't in the BAM pool this y
Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 5:40 am
by earendel
AlphaDummy wrote:From the Home Office, where we haven't tried any of these - yet - heeeere we go.......
10) On the application under "previous game shows" you list "America's Most Wanted"
9) You ask your AP to scratch you where it itches, even though you are fully capable of reaching it yourself
"Okay - the tattoo of Meredith is awesome - but what the hell is that squirrel doing there?"
7) AP flips page in Sudoku book from "easy" puzzle to "difficult" halfway through interview
6) "If I won the million? Well, I always wanted to open a brothel..."
5) Your offer to wipe the puddle of drool off the interview table goes unheeded
4) "No, I really don't want to see you crush a beer can..."
3) They aren't coming to Kalamazoo this year
2) "I once sat in on a jam session with Charlie Manson" fails to score any WE cred
1) Flying pigs still not visible on WGAS Weather Radar
Another alternate suggestion - "Your Bored handle is MarleysGh0st."
Re: Top ten signs you probably aren't in the BAM pool this y
Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 8:57 am
by ulysses5019
earendel wrote:AlphaDummy wrote:From the Home Office, where we haven't tried any of these - yet - heeeere we go.......
10) On the application under "previous game shows" you list "America's Most Wanted"
9) You ask your AP to scratch you where it itches, even though you are fully capable of reaching it yourself
"Okay - the tattoo of Meredith is awesome - but what the hell is that squirrel doing there?"
7) AP flips page in Sudoku book from "easy" puzzle to "difficult" halfway through interview
6) "If I won the million? Well, I always wanted to open a brothel..."
5) Your offer to wipe the puddle of drool off the interview table goes unheeded
4) "No, I really don't want to see you crush a beer can..."
3) They aren't coming to Kalamazoo this year
2) "I once sat in on a jam session with Charlie Manson" fails to score any WE cred
1) Flying pigs still not visible on WGAS Weather Radar
Another alternate suggestion - "Your Bored handle is MarleysGh0st."
That's a low blow.
Re: Top ten signs you probably aren't in the BAM pool this y
Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 9:17 am
by MarleysGh0st
ulysses5019 wrote:earendel wrote: Another alternate suggestion - "Your Bored handle is MarleysGh0st."
That's a low blow.
It's true, though.
Are you sorry you didn't think of it first?
Re: Top ten signs you probably aren't in the BAM pool this y
Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 9:20 am
by ulysses5019
MarleysGh0st wrote:ulysses5019 wrote:earendel wrote: Another alternate suggestion - "Your Bored handle is MarleysGh0st."
That's a low blow.
It's true, though.
Are you sorry you didn't think of it first?
I would never have MarleysGh0st as a handle.