A timely message from The National Apathy Party
Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 7:01 am
We Americans will soon have the wonderful opportunity to exercise the most important right anyone in this world could ever hope to have. It is a right that unfortunately many Americans choose not to partake in, but it is a right that many men and women would be willing to die for. So I sincerely hope that you have been paying attention to history, studying the issues, and come this September I hope you will make the Founding Fathers proud and choose to play everyone's favorite game Timeline®, to be hosted by my favorite shorty, Fanny.
What, did you think I was going to ask you to vote in the election? Please! Why do you think we're endorsing the Beebs/Stockdale ticket? I mean, come one, one candidate has one foot in the grave, the other has his head in the clouds, and they're both trying to replace a man who has his head up his ass. Does that sound like something I should give a shit about? As long as I can still make a living off my image as a child actor gone bad, I could care less who's getting a blowjob in the Oval Office.
The National Apathy Party has approved this message, like anyone really gives a flying fuck....
What, did you think I was going to ask you to vote in the election? Please! Why do you think we're endorsing the Beebs/Stockdale ticket? I mean, come one, one candidate has one foot in the grave, the other has his head in the clouds, and they're both trying to replace a man who has his head up his ass. Does that sound like something I should give a shit about? As long as I can still make a living off my image as a child actor gone bad, I could care less who's getting a blowjob in the Oval Office.
The National Apathy Party has approved this message, like anyone really gives a flying fuck....
--Bob