A timely message from The National Apathy Party

Message

National Apathy Party · #1 Post by **National Apathy Party** » Sat Aug 23, 2008 7:01 am

We Americans will soon have the wonderful opportunity to exercise the most important right anyone in this world could ever hope to have. It is a right that unfortunately many Americans choose not to partake in, but it is a right that many men and women would be willing to die for. So I sincerely hope that you have been paying attention to history, studying the issues, and come this September I hope you will make the Founding Fathers proud and choose to play everyone's favorite game Timeline®, to be hosted by my favorite shorty, Fanny.

What, did you think I was going to ask you to vote in the election? Please! Why do you think we're endorsing the Beebs/Stockdale ticket? I mean, come one, one candidate has one foot in the grave, the other has his head in the clouds, and they're both trying to replace a man who has his head up his ass. Does that sound like something I should give a shit about? As long as I can still make a living off my image as a child actor gone bad, I could care less who's getting a blowjob in the Oval Office.

The National Apathy Party has approved this message, like anyone really gives a flying fuck....

Beebs52 · #2 Post by **Beebs52** » Sat Aug 23, 2008 9:21 am

If I gave a shit I'd fire the campaign worker who devised this message. My head isn't in the clouds. Those are BB King farts.

Polly Graf · #3 Post by **Polly Graf** » Sat Aug 23, 2008 12:30 pm

silvercamaro · #4 Post by **silvercamaro** » Sat Aug 23, 2008 12:49 pm

Polly Graf wrote:

Keep this MM (and the illustrations) handy. I have a feeling we'll be needing it a lot between now and November.

ulysses5019 · #5 Post by **ulysses5019** » Sat Aug 23, 2008 12:58 pm

silvercamaro wrote:
Polly Graf wrote:
Keep this MM (and the illustrations) handy. I have a feeling we'll be needing it a lot between now and November.

The one I have is already worn out.

Beebs52 · #6 Post by **Beebs52** » Sat Aug 23, 2008 6:03 pm

ulysses5019 wrote:
silvercamaro wrote:
Polly Graf wrote:
Keep this MM (and the illustrations) handy. I have a feeling we'll be needing it a lot between now and November.

The one I have is already worn out.

Anyway I could attach that to a bracelet?

ulysses5019 · #7 Post by **ulysses5019** » Sat Aug 23, 2008 7:01 pm

Beebs52 wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:
silvercamaro wrote: Keep this MM (and the illustrations) handy. I have a feeling we'll be needing it a lot between now and November.

The one I have is already worn out.
Anyway I could attach that to a bracelet?

I wore mine around my neck.

#8 Post by **Bob78164** » Sat Aug 23, 2008 7:49 pm

I was going to respond to this post, but I decided I didn't care enough to bother.

--Bob