This guy's wife asks, "Honey, if I died would you remarry?"
He replies, "Well, after a considerable period of grieving, we all need companionship, so I guess I would."
She says, "If I died and you remarried, would she live in this house?"
He replies, "We've spent a lot of time and money getting this house just the way we want it. I'm not going to get rid of my house, so I guess she would."
So she asks, "If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house, would she sleep in our bed?"
He says, "That bed is brand new, we just paid $2,000 for it, it's going to last a long time, so I guess she would."
She asks, "If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house, and slept in our bed, would she use my golf clubs?"
"Heck no," he says. "She's left handed."
Would You Remarry?
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- Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001)
Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere.
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to drive in New Jersey.
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Re: Would You Remarry?
Some jokes you just can see the punchline coming from a mile away - just by reading the first line - I thought this was one of them - but I was wrong - I had the punch line as "Of course not, she's not your dress size"Bob Juch wrote:This guy's wife asks, "Honey, if I died would you remarry?"
He replies, "Well, after a considerable period of grieving, we all need companionship, so I guess I would."
She says, "If I died and you remarried, would she live in this house?"
He replies, "We've spent a lot of time and money getting this house just the way we want it. I'm not going to get rid of my house, so I guess she would."
So she asks, "If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house, would she sleep in our bed?"
He says, "That bed is brand new, we just paid $2,000 for it, it's going to last a long time, so I guess she would."
She asks, "If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house, and slept in our bed, would she use my golf clubs?"
"Heck no," he says. "She's left handed."
---Jay (Henny Youngman played Manny the Mesopotamian on the Batman TV show this many years ago ... if you know that number they you will also know the number of days to go to tune into my episode - same BAM time, same BAM channel - btw, the joke may be a bit longer then the typical Henny Youngman one-liner - but its sure in the spirit of his jokes)