WWTBAM Bored

What's up! Carmelo Anthony here... star of the NBA's Denver Nuggets, spokesman for dozens of products, and perennial cover boy for SLAM magazine. People come up to me and ask me all the time, "Yo, Melo, when you're not on the basketball court dropping in 15 baskets per game, what do you do for fun?"

Well, aside from getting totally shitfaced drunk and speeding down I-25, I like to sit down in front of my computer and play Timeline®. Timeline® is the classic game of years that tests your knowledge of world events, inventions and discoveries, births and deaths, entertainment news, and yes, even sports moments. And the best part is that you don't have to play it while behind the wheel of your ride, so you can get totally shitfaced drunk without worry about getting pulled over by the Denver Police.

Timeline® is the greatest Bored game ever. But don't take my word it. Just listen to what one of my biggest fans has to say:

NellyLunatic1980 (reading a cue card in a monotone voice): "Timeline® is the greatest Bored game ever."

See? I told you so!

So don't sit on the sidelines and warm the bench. Strap on a jockstrap, get in the game, and see if you can become the Most Valuable Player of...

Timeline®!

Coming in September. It's a slam dunk!

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go whup Angola's ass.

Carmelo anthony wrote:Yes, I am the beast! (Not littlebeast... just a beast on the court.)

Just go ahead and try to take it to the hoop on me....

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No more Timeline for Carmelo until he starts bringing it on the court. Three points against China? Dude!

Linas, however, gets all the Timeline he wants. Ha!

When Merry Man Melo asked me if I wanted to be his stooge for this advertisement, I said OK. He offered to pay me cash for my troubles, but in lieu of cash, I said that all he had to do was take me to his tattoo artist and pay for two new tattoos for me.

(But the joke's on MM Melo cuz what he doesn't know is that they will be two full sleeve tats that will make my arms look like J.R. Smith's arms. )

NellyLunatic1980 wrote:When Merry Man Melo asked me if I wanted to be his stooge for this advertisement, I said OK. He offered to pay me cash for my troubles, but in lieu of cash, I said that all he had to do was take me to his tattoo artist and pay for two new tattoos for me.

(But the joke's on MM Melo cuz what he doesn't know is that they will be two full sleeve tats that will make my arms look like J.R. Smith's arms. )

HEY! That's not fair! You never told me when making the deal that you would get sleeves.

I think nelly ought to get a gig with tattooedwhore......

ulysses5019 wrote:I think nelly ought to get a gig with tattooedwhore......

It'd depend on how much he had left after paying for those tattoos....

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