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Hello My Friend

My name is Abu Cabu Wabu and I am currently employed as the Chief Financial Officer, Head Teller, Night Watchman, and Assistant Janitor at the Third National Bank of Nigeria. I have such wonderful news for you! The account of a Mr. Josiah Jeremiah Cale has been sitting inactive in out bank for some thirty-six years now, and per law of our great land of Nigeria, all funds will be transferred over to the Nigerian government after the thirty-seventh year of inactivity to be used to furnish the Prime Minister with a new Jacuzzi.

This truly disturbs me that this account, which contains the amount of $33,001,299.01 in U.S. dollars, shall be sent to the National Treasury when it is so easy for bank employees to embezzle funds over here. Thankfully, Mr. Cale has left me with a contact who can assist in helping to legally free this money from the grasp of the Nigerian government. A Miss Fanny D. Catz, a long lost heir to Mr. Cale's fortune, can authorize the withdrawl of the full value of the account from out bank. However, she needs to have a second party assist in the transaction in an effort for me to become richer, and that lucky partner happens to be you my dear friend!

All Miss Fantine asks is that come this September, you play her wonderful rendition of that Bored classic Timeline®, as well as send me a check for $5,000 in U.S. dollars, and we will be able to split Mr. Cale's fortune three ways. What say you, my faithful companion? Will you not grasp at this good fortune while the time is ripe?

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go clean out the restrooms....

Your Truly

Mr. Abu Cabu Wabu
Chief Financial Officer, Head teller, Night Watchman, yada yada yada
Third National Bank of Nigeria

Mr Showtimeness wrote:Hello My Friend

My name is Abu Cabu Wabu and I am currently employed as the Chief Financial Officer, Head Teller, Night Watchman, and Assistant Janitor at the Third National Bank of Nigeria. I have such wonderful news for you! The account of a Mr. Josiah Jeremiah Cale has been sitting inactive in out bank for some thirty-six years now, and per law of our great land of Nigeria, all funds will be transferred over to the Nigerian government after the thirty-seventh year of inactivity to be used to furnish the Prime Minister with a new Jacuzzi.

This truly disturbs me that this account, which contains the amount of $33,001,299.01 in U.S. dollars, shall be sent to the National Treasury when it is so easy for bank employees to embezzle funds over here. Thankfully, Mr. Cale has left me with a contact who can assist in helping to legally free this money from the grasp of the Nigerian government. A Miss Fanny D. Catz, a long lost heir to Mr. Cale's fortune, can authorize the withdrawl of the full value of the account from out bank. However, she needs to have a second party assist in the transaction in an effort for me to become richer, and that lucky partner happens to be you my dear friend!

All Miss Fantine asks is that come this September, you play her wonderful rendition of that Bored classic Timeline®, as well as send me a check for $5,000 in U.S. dollars, and we will be able to split Mr. Cale's fortune three ways. What say you, my faithful companion? Will you not grasp at this good fortune while the time is ripe?

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go clean out the restrooms....

Your Truly

Mr. Abu Cabu Wabu
Chief Financial Officer, Head teller, Night Watchman, yada yada yada
Third National Bank of Nigeria

I think I'll wait for an offer from the First and Second National Banks of Nigeria.