HI, BILLY MAYS HERE....
Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 6:47 am
...FOR TIMELINE®!!!
HAVE YOU EVER FOUND YOURSELF IN A SITUATION WHERE THE GUY NEXT TO YOU ON THE BUS ASKS WHAT YEAR THE ERIE CANAL OPENED, AND YOU COULD ONLY SIT THERE LIKE A DUMBASS? WELL, THOSE DAYS ARE OVER, BECAUSE NOW THANKS TO TIMELINE®, YOU'LL NEVER HAVE TO RACK YOUR BRAIN FOR A HISTORICAL DATE AGAIN!
COMING TO THE BORED THIS SEPTEMBER, TIMELINE® IS A STATE OF THE ART NEW GAME THAT WILL MAKE YEARS STICK TO THE CEREBRAL CORTEX LIKE GLUE! LOOK AT THAT AIRTIGHT HOLD! AMAZING!!! NOTHING'S STRONGER AT MENTAL RETENTION THAN TIMELINE®!
TIMELINE® IS PERFECT FOR LAUNDRY DAY, WHEN YOU THINK TO YOURSELF AS YOU POUR IN THE SNUGGLE, "I WONDER WHEN FABRIC SOFTENER WAS INVENTED AND WHO IN THE HELL DECIDED THAT WE NEEDED IT IN THE FIRST PLACE?" NOT ONLY WILL TIMELINE® MAKE YOU 65% SMARTER, BUT IT WILL ALSO WHITEN THE DINGIEST WHITES!
TIMELINE® USES A PATENTED FORMULA FIRST INTRODUCED IN 2001 THAT GOES STRAIGHT TO THE SOURCE OF THE HISTORICAL MATTER AND BRINGS FORTH ITS CHRONOLOGICAL DATA FROM EVEN THE DEEPEST CREVASSES FOR A ONE OF A KIND DISCOVERY! LOOK AT THIS SIDE BY SIDE COMPARISON WITH THE OTHER LEADING BORED GAME! NO OTHER BORED GAME CAN EVEN COME CLOSE TO TIMELINE®!
IF YOU CALL NOW, YOU'LL GET THE AMAZING TIMELINE® (Allow 4 weeks for delivery) SENT TO YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN EVERY MORNING STRAIGHT FROM FANTINE ENTERPRISES! BUT WAIT!!! IF YOU ORDER WITHIN THE NEXT 20 MINUTES, I'LL INCLUDE THIS AMAZING SET, THE COMPLETE DISCOGRAPHY OF J.J. CALE! THAT'S RIGHT, YOU'LL GET ALL 2 OF J.J.'S GREATEST HITS, AS WELL AS ALL OF THE OTHER SONGS NOBODY REMEMBERS HIM SINGING ALL ON 8 AND A HALF CD'S FOR FREE!!! (Just pay for shipping and processing)
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITNG FOR? ORDER THE AMAZING TIMELINE® TODAY!!!!
HAVE YOU EVER FOUND YOURSELF IN A SITUATION WHERE THE GUY NEXT TO YOU ON THE BUS ASKS WHAT YEAR THE ERIE CANAL OPENED, AND YOU COULD ONLY SIT THERE LIKE A DUMBASS? WELL, THOSE DAYS ARE OVER, BECAUSE NOW THANKS TO TIMELINE®, YOU'LL NEVER HAVE TO RACK YOUR BRAIN FOR A HISTORICAL DATE AGAIN!
COMING TO THE BORED THIS SEPTEMBER, TIMELINE® IS A STATE OF THE ART NEW GAME THAT WILL MAKE YEARS STICK TO THE CEREBRAL CORTEX LIKE GLUE! LOOK AT THAT AIRTIGHT HOLD! AMAZING!!! NOTHING'S STRONGER AT MENTAL RETENTION THAN TIMELINE®!
TIMELINE® IS PERFECT FOR LAUNDRY DAY, WHEN YOU THINK TO YOURSELF AS YOU POUR IN THE SNUGGLE, "I WONDER WHEN FABRIC SOFTENER WAS INVENTED AND WHO IN THE HELL DECIDED THAT WE NEEDED IT IN THE FIRST PLACE?" NOT ONLY WILL TIMELINE® MAKE YOU 65% SMARTER, BUT IT WILL ALSO WHITEN THE DINGIEST WHITES!
TIMELINE® USES A PATENTED FORMULA FIRST INTRODUCED IN 2001 THAT GOES STRAIGHT TO THE SOURCE OF THE HISTORICAL MATTER AND BRINGS FORTH ITS CHRONOLOGICAL DATA FROM EVEN THE DEEPEST CREVASSES FOR A ONE OF A KIND DISCOVERY! LOOK AT THIS SIDE BY SIDE COMPARISON WITH THE OTHER LEADING BORED GAME! NO OTHER BORED GAME CAN EVEN COME CLOSE TO TIMELINE®!
IF YOU CALL NOW, YOU'LL GET THE AMAZING TIMELINE® (Allow 4 weeks for delivery) SENT TO YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN EVERY MORNING STRAIGHT FROM FANTINE ENTERPRISES! BUT WAIT!!! IF YOU ORDER WITHIN THE NEXT 20 MINUTES, I'LL INCLUDE THIS AMAZING SET, THE COMPLETE DISCOGRAPHY OF J.J. CALE! THAT'S RIGHT, YOU'LL GET ALL 2 OF J.J.'S GREATEST HITS, AS WELL AS ALL OF THE OTHER SONGS NOBODY REMEMBERS HIM SINGING ALL ON 8 AND A HALF CD'S FOR FREE!!! (Just pay for shipping and processing)
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITNG FOR? ORDER THE AMAZING TIMELINE® TODAY!!!!
