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You knew it was coming......
Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 9:44 am
by ulysses5019
"I Kissed a Squirrel"
Yup. Someone emailed me a link to the song. This is the only verse I can print. Bestiality is just not pretty.
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
The taste of his hairy black lips
I kissed a squirrel just to try it
I hope PETA don’t start no riot
It felt so wrong, It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
French-kissed a squirrel and I liked it
I liked it.
Re: You knew it was coming......
Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 11:08 am
by Evil Squirrel
ulysses5019 wrote:"I Kissed a Squirrel"
Yup. Someone emailed me a link to the song. This is the only verse I can print. Bestiality is just not pretty.
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
The taste of his hairy black lips
I kissed a squirrel just to try it
I hope PETA don’t start no riot
It felt so wrong, It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
French-kissed a squirrel and I liked it
I liked it.
It's for situations like this that God gave us sharp claws.....
Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 11:12 am
by AnnieCamaro
This song makes a queasy place in my tummy. If I were a cat, I would have hacked up a hairball by now.
/:P\
Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 11:18 am
by SportsFan68
I'm just glad to know where the avatar came from.
Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 11:59 am
by Bob Juch
AnnieCamaro wrote:This song makes a queasy place in my tummy. If I were a cat, I would have hacked up a hairball by now.
/:P\
Eat some grass.
Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 4:41 pm
by kayrharris
AnnieCamaro wrote:This song makes a queasy place in my tummy. If I were a cat, I would have hacked up a hairball by now.
/:P\
I'm sure my kitty will be more than happy to accommodate you. More than likely on my living room carpet.
Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 4:50 pm
by AnnieCamaro
kayrharris wrote:
I'm sure my kitty will be more than happy to accommodate you. More than likely on my living room carpet.
That's what friends are for.
Please tell Kitty I said thank you, Miss Kay.
/:P\
Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 6:04 pm
by Snaxx
I thought it was going to be I Squished a Squirrel.
"I got brave, wheel in hand..."
_______
The last season at Yankee Stadium
Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 6:10 pm
by ulysses5019
More squirrel love:
Those squirrels are so adorable
Big brown eyes, and mouths so kissable
Furry bodies so explorable
Too good to - ignore it
I lost control and just went for it
Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 8:23 am
by Evil Squirrel
ulysses5019 wrote:More squirrel love:
Those squirrels are so adorable
Big brown eyes, and mouths so kissable
Furry bodies so explorable
Too good to - ignore it
I lost control and just went for it
We can't help it we're so damn cute....
Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 8:33 am
by NSAS
PRESS RELEASE
NATIONAL SQUIRREL APPRECIATION SOCIETY
The NSAS announced today that the rumors circulating around the internet that NSAS had sponsored or adopted "I Kissed a Squirrel" as the anthem of the Society are without foundation and are false.
The Society is deeply concerned that these rumors seriously distract from the important mission of NSAS.
OFFICE LEGAL COUNSEL
NSAS
Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 9:17 am
by ulysses5019
NSAS wrote:PRESS RELEASE
NATIONAL SQUIRREL APPRECIATION SOCIETY
The NSAS announced today that the rumors circulating around the internet that NSAS had sponsored or adopted "I Kissed a Squirrel" as the anthem of the Society are without foundation and are false.
The Society is deeply concerned that these rumors seriously distract from the important mission of NSAS.
OFFICE LEGAL COUNSEL
NSAS
Are you at least considering it?
Re: You knew it was coming......
Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 4:51 pm
by secondchance
ulysses5019 wrote:"I Kissed a Squirrel"
Ha! This is one of the parodies going around of Katy Perry’s “I kissed a Girl,” that’s been hot on the charts for weeks now.
Jackie Beat’s version is the funniest, I think.
But not for young squirrel ears.
Re: You knew it was coming......
Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 4:57 pm
by ulysses5019
Second Chance wrote:ulysses5019 wrote:"I Kissed a Squirrel"
Ha! This is one of the parodies going around of Katy Perry’s “I kissed a Girl,” that’s been hot on the charts for weeks now.
Jackie Beat’s version is the funniest, I think.
But not for young squirrel ears.
I think old squirrel ears would redden.....