WWTBAM Bored

and gave my father forty whacks

The reason why, I now can say

Because Timeline® he would not play

Perchance you don't join in the fun

I may just give you forty-one



Play Timeline® in September

or else...

You can come give me forty whacks anytime, baby....

Better keep an eye on that ax, Stiffy, cuz she could give you a Bobbitt.