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Top ten reasons thguy was actually lucky to be jacked around
Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 6:48 pm
by AlphaDummy
MKearney wrote:Not that I can say anything, Tim....but thank your lucky stars that you WEREN'T selected. You have a much better chance at the money on some future date.
From the Home Office where, unlike MKearney, we are bound by no such inhibitions...heeeeere we go.........
10) Today's celebrity players: Paris Hilton and Lassie
9) Computer glitch wiped out English password database and substituted Klingon in its place
8) Start of day's taping delayed by squirrels picketing outside studio
7) Green room treat for today: Liver chip cookies
6) Retakes caused by Regis blowing his lines would force production schedule out three days
5) Tentative lineup for Monday's first tape session: SoCal endocrinologist vs. winner of 2008 National Fart-Off
4) Security called in when Rosie O'Donnell refuses to leave stage, insisting that she was actually signed to host show
3) Today's shows scheduled to air during sweeps as "Nekkid Million $ Password"
2) Rule calling for losing contestant to be fed to ravenous wolves has not yet been rescinded
1) Tim still retains eligibility for this year's episodes of "WGAS Farm Report and Trivia Challenge"
Re: Top ten reasons thguy was actually lucky to be jacked ar
Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 7:08 pm
by thguy65
AlphaDummy wrote:
7) Green room treat for today: Liver chip cookies
As far as Green Room issues went, I would say that watching
Caddyshack was an interesting diversion for the morning, but watching it AGAIN in the afternoon was not the best choice. (Other options were
Lethal Weapon 2, The Perfect Storm, and Dumb and Dumberer: When What-his-name met The-Other-Guy)
Re: Top ten reasons thguy was actually lucky to be jacked ar
Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 7:18 pm
by AlphaDummy
thguy65 wrote:and Dumb and Dumberer: When What-his-name met The-Other-Guy[/i])
I'd take the cookies.
Re: Top ten reasons thguy was actually lucky to be jacked ar
Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 7:28 pm
by AnnieCamaro
AlphaDummy wrote:
7) Green room treat for today: Liver chip cookies
If I'm ever on tv, I hopehopehope it's that day! For Christmas, my mom bought us meat cookies from Omaha Steak Co., but by the time I got out of the hospital, where I went on Dec. 26,
somebody had eaten all of them.
Liver chip cookies sound amazingly excellent.
/:P\
Re: Top ten reasons thguy was actually lucky to be jacked ar
Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 7:30 pm
by Evil Squirrel
AnnieCamaro wrote:If I'm ever on tv, I hopehopehope it's that day! For Christmas, my mom bought us meat cookies from Omaha Steak Co., but by the time I got out of the hospital, where I went on Dec. 26, somebody had eaten all of them.
BURP!
Excuse me!
Re: Top ten reasons thguy was actually lucky to be jacked ar
Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 7:36 pm
by AnnieCamaro
Evil Squirrel wrote:AnnieCamaro wrote:If I'm ever on tv, I hopehopehope it's that day! For Christmas, my mom bought us meat cookies from Omaha Steak Co., but by the time I got out of the hospital, where I went on Dec. 26, somebody had eaten all of them.
BURP!
Excuse me!
You don't trick me, Evil S. Maybe I would have been nice enough to let you get away with stealing those cookies, but my sister Irish, nevernevernever!
Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 7:39 pm
by geoffil
Extremely funny!!
Re: Top ten reasons thguy was actually lucky to be jacked ar
Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 7:55 pm
by SportsFan68
AlphaDummy wrote:
10) Today's celebrity players: Paris Hilton and Lassie
I LOLed at this.
AlphaDummy wrote:
9) Computer glitch wiped out English password database and substituted Klingon in its place
And this.
AlphaDummy wrote:
Start of day's taping delayed by squirrels picketing outside studio
EVIL squirrels????
AlphaDummy wrote:
5) Tentative lineup for Monday's first tape session: SoCal endocrinologist vs. winner of 2008 National Fart-Off
LOL!
1) Tim still retains eligibility for this year's episodes of "WGAS Farm Report and Trivia Challenge"[/quote]
There's a plus!
Great work, AD!
Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 2:19 am
by ulysses5019
1) Tim still retains eligibility for this year's episodes of "WGAS Farm Report and Trivia Challenge"
With Tim's luck, he'd probably have to play spock.
Re: Top ten reasons thguy was actually lucky to be jacked ar
Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 6:02 am
by MarleysGh0st
AnnieCamaro wrote:Liver chip cookies sound amazingly excellent.
You can have my share, Annie.
Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 7:22 am
by mrkelley23
Liver SPOT cookies, OTOH....
Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 8:20 am
by ne1410s
Top notch, as usual, AD.
Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 9:35 am
by peacock2121
Someone needs to give up their day job and go see David.
Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 9:45 am
by ulysses5019
peacock2121 wrote:Someone needs to give up their day job and go see David.
Yes! He'd become a WE/WE and get on Millionaire!
Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 9:47 am
by peacock2121
ulysses5019 wrote:peacock2121 wrote:Someone needs to give up their day job and go see David.
Yes! He'd become a WE/WE and get on Millionaire!
That is a very well thought out plan!
Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 9:52 am
by ulysses5019
peacock2121 wrote:ulysses5019 wrote:peacock2121 wrote:Someone needs to give up their day job and go see David.
Yes! He'd become a WE/WE and get on Millionaire!
That is a very well thought out plan!
You can also do his makeup.