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Saturday Morning Squirrel Porn

#1 Post by Evil Squirrel » Sat Jul 26, 2008 7:49 am

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Squirrels are the architects of forests, the planters of trees, nature's own acrobats and show a zest for life that can inspire us. Every day should be National Squirrel Appreciation Day!

--squirrelmama (10/3/07)

Many of these (squirrel) migrations were probably caused by food shortages as well as habitat overcrowding. We solved that for them. We not only reduced their habitat, we reduced the whole species by about 90%. The least we can do now is share a little birdseed with them.

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#2 Post by ulysses5019 » Sat Jul 26, 2008 7:58 am

Evil Squirrel wrote:Image
I thought those were BIT's gall stones.
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#3 Post by squirrel porn » Sat Jul 26, 2008 8:20 am

Evil Squirrel wrote:Image

I've seen better.
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#4 Post by mikehardware » Sat Jul 26, 2008 8:57 am

[Milton From Office Space]I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married[/MFOS]
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#5 Post by PlacentiaSoccerMom » Sat Jul 26, 2008 9:16 am

That's not squirrel porn.




This is squirrel porn.

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#6 Post by ulysses5019 » Sat Jul 26, 2008 4:11 pm

PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:That's not squirrel porn.




This is squirrel porn.

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He's just helping her with her girdle.
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#7 Post by kayrharris » Sat Jul 26, 2008 4:14 pm

What's a girdle? They still make those things??
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#8 Post by silvercamaro » Sat Jul 26, 2008 4:18 pm

kayrharris wrote:What's a girdle? They still make those things??
Oh, Kay, Kay, Kay. Let's just say that you and I are and always have been too svelte and too toned ever to need such things.

Yeah. Let's say that.

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#9 Post by kayrharris » Sat Jul 26, 2008 4:20 pm

Well at least you can say that honestly. :shock:
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#10 Post by ulysses5019 » Sat Jul 26, 2008 4:28 pm

My bad. She's helping him with his dickey.
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#11 Post by Ogi's Ogres » Sat Jul 26, 2008 4:29 pm

kayrharris wrote:What's a girdle? They still make those things??
They call them Spanx now. But we know what they really are. Girdles for celebrities who don't want to admit they're wearing girdles...
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#12 Post by ulysses5019 » Sat Jul 26, 2008 4:32 pm

Where's the Saturday night porn?
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#13 Post by Beebs52 » Sat Jul 26, 2008 4:52 pm

Wait a minute. Why has no one offered Beast an online comic gig?

Seriously.

Tits and pussy. We have lotsa tits around here. They, along with the chickadees, vie for the food that the EVIL SQUIRRELS steal. And some pussies. Human or otherwise.

Dickeys, however, those are totally abnormal and show a great breach of the trust between fashion and the public as we know it. PUBLIC. PUBLIC. Don't even.
Well, then
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#14 Post by kayrharris » Sat Jul 26, 2008 4:57 pm

No squirrel porn tonight, but this is one hell of a funny evil NAZI squirrel story:



http://tinyurl.com/5fgjlu
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#15 Post by themanintheseersuckersuit » Sun Jul 27, 2008 9:41 am

kayrharris wrote:No squirrel porn tonight, but this is one hell of a funny evil NAZI squirrel story:



http://tinyurl.com/5fgjlu

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#16 Post by ulysses5019 » Sun Jul 27, 2008 10:17 am

EVIL MUTANT ATTACK SQUIRREL OF DEATH!
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