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I did it

#1 Post by peacock2121 » Thu Jul 24, 2008 11:34 am

I joined the 21st century.

I have a DVR.

Three of them, in fact.
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#2 Post by peacock2121 » Thu Jul 24, 2008 11:36 am

The installer said: "You will never go back."

Made me laugh.

I said: "You mean like going from dial-up to dsl?"

He said: "I didn't mean the other thing."

He was young and very cute.

I am old.

I said no more about that.
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#3 Post by Rexer25 » Thu Jul 24, 2008 11:37 am

I saw the title and I thought, "She's posted squirrel porn."
Enough already. It's my fault! Get over it!

That'll be $10, please.
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#4 Post by Rexer25 » Thu Jul 24, 2008 11:38 am

Little did I suspect PSM.
Enough already. It's my fault! Get over it!

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#5 Post by peacock2121 » Thu Jul 24, 2008 11:45 am

Rexer25 wrote:I saw the title and I thought, "She's posted squirrel porn."
I thought about it.

Then thought "Where the heck do you find squirrel porn?"
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#6 Post by peacock2121 » Thu Jul 24, 2008 11:45 am

Rexer25 wrote:Little did I suspect PSM.
LOL - someone does know.
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Re: I did it

#7 Post by fuzzywuzzy » Thu Jul 24, 2008 1:18 pm

peacock2121 wrote:I joined the 21st century.

I have a DVR.

Three of them, in fact.
Well, you are still ahead of me...still don't have one. But, hopefully, we'll soon remedy that issue.

However, I don't need a DVR for squirrel porn...All I have to do is look out my diningroom window...and low and behold I have "Real Sex Squirrel Style" the homegame right in my own back yard!

Enjoy your new DVRs pea!

fuzzy 8)
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#8 Post by nitrah55 » Thu Jul 24, 2008 1:22 pm

peacock2121 wrote:The installer said: "You will never go back."

Made me laugh.

I said: "You mean like going from dial-up to dsl?"

He said: "I didn't mean the other thing."

He was young and very cute.

I am old.
No, you ain't.

'Cause if you are, I are.
I am about 25% sure of this.
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#9 Post by NellyLunatic1980 » Thu Jul 24, 2008 1:24 pm

peacock2121 wrote:
Rexer25 wrote:I saw the title and I thought, "She's posted squirrel porn."
I thought about it.

Then thought "Where the heck do you find squirrel porn?"
Ask Beast. :P
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#10 Post by peacock2121 » Thu Jul 24, 2008 1:38 pm

nitrah55 wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:The installer said: "You will never go back."

Made me laugh.

I said: "You mean like going from dial-up to dsl?"

He said: "I didn't mean the other thing."

He was young and very cute.

I am old.
No, you ain't.

'Cause if you are, I are.
nitrah, sweetie - you are

as is amaz and a guy who wears a strange suit.
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#11 Post by squirrel porn » Thu Jul 24, 2008 1:39 pm

peacock2121 wrote:
Rexer25 wrote:I saw the title and I thought, "She's posted squirrel porn."
I thought about it.

Then thought "Where the heck do you find squirrel porn?"
Psssst-

Wanna look and see what I have under my trench coat?
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#12 Post by PlacentiaSoccerMom » Thu Jul 24, 2008 1:40 pm

peacock2121 wrote:
Rexer25 wrote:Little did I suspect PSM.
LOL - someone does know.

I Googled the term "squirrel porn." Some of the stuff that I found was nasty.
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#13 Post by peacock2121 » Thu Jul 24, 2008 1:41 pm

squirrel porn wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:
Rexer25 wrote:I saw the title and I thought, "She's posted squirrel porn."
I thought about it.

Then thought "Where the heck do you find squirrel porn?"
Psssst-

Wanna look and see what I have under my trench coat?
You are amusing me today.
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#14 Post by Evil Squirrel » Thu Jul 24, 2008 1:41 pm

Wow, what hath I wrought!?!?!?
Squirrels are the architects of forests, the planters of trees, nature's own acrobats and show a zest for life that can inspire us. Every day should be National Squirrel Appreciation Day!

--squirrelmama (10/3/07)

Many of these (squirrel) migrations were probably caused by food shortages as well as habitat overcrowding. We solved that for them. We not only reduced their habitat, we reduced the whole species by about 90%. The least we can do now is share a little birdseed with them.

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#15 Post by wbtravis007 » Thu Jul 24, 2008 1:42 pm

peacock2121 wrote:
nitrah55 wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:The installer said: "You will never go back."

Made me laugh.

I said: "You mean like going from dial-up to dsl?"

He said: "I didn't mean the other thing."

He was young and very cute.

I am old.
No, you ain't.

'Cause if you are, I are.
nitrah, sweetie - you are

as is amaz and a guy who wears a strange suit.
You makin' fun of my leotard?
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#16 Post by Evil Squirrel » Thu Jul 24, 2008 1:43 pm

PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:
Rexer25 wrote:Little did I suspect PSM.
LOL - someone does know.

I Googled the term "squirrel porn." Some of the stuff that I found was nasty.

There are some really skanky squirrels out there....
Squirrels are the architects of forests, the planters of trees, nature's own acrobats and show a zest for life that can inspire us. Every day should be National Squirrel Appreciation Day!

--squirrelmama (10/3/07)

Many of these (squirrel) migrations were probably caused by food shortages as well as habitat overcrowding. We solved that for them. We not only reduced their habitat, we reduced the whole species by about 90%. The least we can do now is share a little birdseed with them.

--Richard E. Mallery

2008 Squirrel of the Year Award winner
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#17 Post by ulysses5019 » Thu Jul 24, 2008 1:45 pm

Evil Squirrel wrote:
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:
peacock2121 wrote: LOL - someone does know.

I Googled the term "squirrel porn." Some of the stuff that I found was nasty.

There are some really skanky squirrels out there....


That's why I joined the Church of the Crocheted Snood.
I believe in the usefulness of useless information.
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#18 Post by PlacentiaSoccerMom » Thu Jul 24, 2008 2:26 pm

ulysses5019 wrote:
Evil Squirrel wrote:
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:
I Googled the term "squirrel porn." Some of the stuff that I found was nasty.

There are some really skanky squirrels out there....


That's why I joined the Church of the Crocheted Snood.
Not the Church of the Knitted Dickey?
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#19 Post by Here's Fanny! » Thu Jul 24, 2008 2:30 pm

Evil Squirrel wrote:
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:
peacock2121 wrote: LOL - someone does know.

I Googled the term "squirrel porn." Some of the stuff that I found was nasty.

There are some really skanky squirrels out there....
Don't Click!!!11
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#20 Post by kayrharris » Thu Jul 24, 2008 2:31 pm

If this thread doesn't scare off newcomers I don't know what will!
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#21 Post by Here's Fanny! » Thu Jul 24, 2008 2:40 pm

kayrharris wrote:If this thread doesn't scare off newcomers I don't know what will!
Has anybody seen Kitty Sandwich around lately?
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#22 Post by ShitSandwich » Thu Jul 24, 2008 2:49 pm

Here's Fanny! wrote:
kayrharris wrote:If this thread doesn't scare off newcomers I don't know what will!
Has anybody seen Kitty Sandwich around lately?

I was taking the day off since I wasn't needed to provide the shock and awe....
Open wide!
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#23 Post by Here's Fanny! » Thu Jul 24, 2008 2:51 pm

ShitSandwich wrote:
Here's Fanny! wrote:
kayrharris wrote:If this thread doesn't scare off newcomers I don't know what will!
Has anybody seen Kitty Sandwich around lately?

I was taking the day off since I wasn't needed to provide the shock and awe....
Don't click!!!!!11

I think this is triple nickels so I can leave for the post office now.
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#24 Post by kayrharris » Thu Jul 24, 2008 4:06 pm

Did you shop for a French Press today?
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#25 Post by ulysses5019 » Thu Jul 24, 2008 4:07 pm

PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:
Evil Squirrel wrote:
There are some really skanky squirrels out there....


That's why I joined the Church of the Crocheted Snood.
Not the Church of the Knitted Dickey?
Does this look like a dickey to you?
I believe in the usefulness of useless information.
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