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Annie, here's a two-footer I'm sure you'll like:

Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 9:03 pm
by Bob Juch

Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:40 pm
by AnnieCamaro
Thank you, Mr. Bob. I almost know Faith, because she lives in the town north of me, where I go to the veterinary surgeon. If I ever get to meet Faith in person, I know we will be best girlfriends. Sometimes when I get sad that not all of my legs work right any more, I think of her and remember that she and I both are in pretty darn good shape, all things considered.

We both have nice smiles, too.

/:P\

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 12:05 am
by rayxtwo
AnnieCamaro wrote:Thank you, Mr. Bob. I almost know Faith, because she lives in the town north of me, where I go to the veterinary surgeon. If I ever get to meet Faith in person, I know we will be best girlfriends. Sometimes when I get sad that not all of my legs work right any more, I think of her and remember that she and I both are in pretty darn good shape, all things considered.

We both have nice smiles, too.

/:P\
Uh.....Annie? I don't think you could be "best girlfriends" unless he got that "removed" too.

Ray

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 1:25 am
by AnnieCamaro
rayxtwo wrote:
Uh.....Annie? I don't think you could be "best girlfriends" unless he got that "removed" too.

Ray
Mr. Ray, I don't mean to seem argumentative or anything, but that's a girl dog. Here's her official web site:

http://www.faiththedog.net/

The reporter who wrote the first part of that story on Snopes said "he," but that was wrong. Maybe the reporter doesn't know English very well, or maybe he doesn't know much about girls.

/:P\

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 1:33 am
by rayxtwo
I think this "two-footer" reporter had one of his in his mouth.

Ray