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We Are Appalled!

#1 Post by Oral B Roberts » Thu Jul 17, 2008 7:37 am

Me and the Lord Above are simply aghast at the transgressions that have occured on this Bored recently! Just this morning, I have tallied up somewhere in the neighborhood of $750,000,000 in pennance checks I am due from all the talk of stiffies, raunchy lyrics, beyotches, and nasty cysts! You all better go out and get a third mortgage if you don't want to burn forever in Satan Dolittle's Brimstone Estate!

As for all this talk about guns, now that's more like it! Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition!
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#2 Post by Here's Fanny! » Thu Jul 17, 2008 7:39 am

Oral B Roberts wrote:Me and the Lord Above are simply aghast at the transgressions that have occured on this Bored recently! Just this morning, I have tallied up somewhere in the neighborhood of $750,000,000 in pennance checks I am due from all the talk of stiffies, raunchy lyrics, beyotches, and nasty cysts! You all better go out and get a third mortgage if you don't want to burn forever in Satan Dolittle's Brimstone Estate!

As for all this talk about guns, now that's more like it! Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition!
I believe they are pesty cysts, so there! Penalty for YOU!
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#3 Post by Tattooed Whore » Thu Jul 17, 2008 7:40 am

I'm appalled, too!





Sounds like there was a party going on, and no one invited ME!! :P
Okay, who's next?
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#4 Post by Mini the Ignorant Slut » Thu Jul 17, 2008 7:41 am

Party?! I'll work for half salary, but double tips!
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#5 Post by Referee Phil Luckett » Thu Jul 17, 2008 7:43 am

Here's Fanny! wrote:
Oral B Roberts wrote:Me and the Lord Above are simply aghast at the transgressions that have occured on this Bored recently! Just this morning, I have tallied up somewhere in the neighborhood of $750,000,000 in pennance checks I am due from all the talk of stiffies, raunchy lyrics, beyotches, and nasty cysts! You all better go out and get a third mortgage if you don't want to burn forever in Satan Dolittle's Brimstone Estate!

As for all this talk about guns, now that's more like it! Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition!
I believe they are pesty cysts, so there! Penalty for YOU!

TWEET!

Incorrect terminology on Oral B. Roberts! Illegally substituting nasty for pesty! That's a 12 yard penalty and a $5,000,000 fine to Commissioner Goodell.....

ZAP!!!!

Where the hell did that lightning come from!?!?!?
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#6 Post by KilljoyWasHere » Thu Jul 17, 2008 7:46 am

Mini the Ignorant Slut wrote:Party?! I'll work for half salary, but double tips!

Get off that pole this instant and put some decent clothes on, young lady!

And YOU, Brother Oral! Put those dollar bills down right now!!!!
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#7 Post by Not Mini » Thu Jul 17, 2008 7:47 am

Tattooed Whore wrote:I'm appalled, too!





Sounds like there was a party going on, and no one invited ME!! :P

We didn't know whether to send it to Hawaii, or Disney World, or Yellowstone, or....... :P
Beast is not Mini!!!! Really!
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#8 Post by Mini the Ignorant Slut » Thu Jul 17, 2008 7:48 am

Here's Fanny! wrote:
Oral B Roberts wrote:Me and the Lord Above are simply aghast at the transgressions that have occured on this Bored recently! Just this morning, I have tallied up somewhere in the neighborhood of $750,000,000 in pennance checks I am due from all the talk of stiffies, raunchy lyrics, beyotches, and nasty cysts! You all better go out and get a third mortgage if you don't want to burn forever in Satan Dolittle's Brimstone Estate!

As for all this talk about guns, now that's more like it! Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition!
I believe they are pesty cysts, so there! Penalty for YOU!
What are pasty cysts? I don't usually bother with pasties, but if they're going to mar my skin, forget them anyway!
Fifties and hundreds only!
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#9 Post by Not Mini » Thu Jul 17, 2008 7:50 am

Mini the Ignorant Slut wrote:
Here's Fanny! wrote:
Oral B Roberts wrote:Me and the Lord Above are simply aghast at the transgressions that have occured on this Bored recently! Just this morning, I have tallied up somewhere in the neighborhood of $750,000,000 in pennance checks I am due from all the talk of stiffies, raunchy lyrics, beyotches, and nasty cysts! You all better go out and get a third mortgage if you don't want to burn forever in Satan Dolittle's Brimstone Estate!

As for all this talk about guns, now that's more like it! Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition!
I believe they are pesty cysts, so there! Penalty for YOU!
What are pasty cysts? I don't usually bother with pasties, but if they're going to mar my skin, forget them anyway!

And why are there a bunch of women watching you dance? What kind of a joint is that!?!?!?!?!? :shock:
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#10 Post by Mini the Ignorant Slut » Thu Jul 17, 2008 7:54 am

Not Mini wrote:
Mini the Ignorant Slut wrote:
Here's Fanny! wrote: I believe they are pesty cysts, so there! Penalty for YOU!
What are pasty cysts? I don't usually bother with pasties, but if they're going to mar my skin, forget them anyway!

And why are there a bunch of women watching you dance? What kind of a joint is that!?!?!?!?!? :shock:
I'm an instructor, silly! I'm not THAT ignorant!

I make the bucks, and they behave themselves. You can call me "Professor".....


(And today the address is "Long Island". :( )
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#11 Post by littlebeast13 » Thu Jul 17, 2008 7:59 am

Mini the Ignorant Slut wrote:
Not Mini wrote:
Mini the Ignorant Slut wrote: What are pasty cysts? I don't usually bother with pasties, but if they're going to mar my skin, forget them anyway!

And why are there a bunch of women watching you dance? What kind of a joint is that!?!?!?!?!? :shock:
I'm an instructor, silly! I'm not THAT ignorant!

I make the bucks, and they behave themselves. You can call me "Professor".....

Ah, so you used to dance on those bars. I see..... :P

Mini the Ignorant Slut wrote:(And today the address is "Long Island". :( )
OK, what am I being clueless on here?

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#12 Post by Mini the Ignorant Slut » Thu Jul 17, 2008 8:02 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
Mini the Ignorant Slut wrote:
Not Mini wrote:
And why are there a bunch of women watching you dance? What kind of a joint is that!?!?!?!?!? :shock:
I'm an instructor, silly! I'm not THAT ignorant!

I make the bucks, and they behave themselves. You can call me "Professor".....

Ah, so you used to dance on those bars. I see..... :P

Mini the Ignorant Slut wrote:(And today the address is "Long Island". :( )
OK, what am I being clueless on here?

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Not Mini wondered where to send the invitation to the Tattooed Whore. I leave for my s-i-l's house later today. So who is the ignorant one NOW?!?! :P :P :P :P

And it's a no-go on the Saturday Yankee game, if nitrah sees this. Friday would be a long shot, but no one is going on Saturday from our crew....
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#13 Post by MarleysGh0st » Thu Jul 17, 2008 8:02 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
Mini the Ignorant Slut wrote:(And today the address is "Long Island". :( )
OK, what am I being clueless on here?
I think that's where her in-laws live. :twisted:

But more to the point, what are you doing posting with your own handle in an MM thread? :P
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#14 Post by Mini the Ignorant Slut » Thu Jul 17, 2008 8:04 am

MarleysGh0st wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
Mini the Ignorant Slut wrote:(And today the address is "Long Island". :( )
OK, what am I being clueless on here?
I think that's where her in-laws live. :twisted:

But more to the point, what are you doing posting with your own handle in an MM thread? :P
Yeah, Marley--what are you doing posting under your own handle in an MM thread! :P :P


Rules? What are these rule things you speak of....?
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#15 Post by Ms. 45 » Thu Jul 17, 2008 8:07 am

Mini the Ignorant Slut wrote:
MarleysGh0st wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote: OK, what am I being clueless on here?
I think that's where her in-laws live. :twisted:

But more to the point, what are you doing posting with your own handle in an MM thread? :P
Yeah, Marley--what are you doing posting under your own handle in an MM thread! :P :P


Rules? What are these rule things you speak of....?
Step aside, Ms. Slut. I'll handle this interloper!
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#16 Post by littlebeast13 » Thu Jul 17, 2008 8:08 am

Mini the Ignorant Slut wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
Mini the Ignorant Slut wrote: I'm an instructor, silly! I'm not THAT ignorant!

I make the bucks, and they behave themselves. You can call me "Professor".....

Ah, so you used to dance on those bars. I see..... :P

Mini the Ignorant Slut wrote:(And today the address is "Long Island". :( )
OK, what am I being clueless on here?

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Not Mini wondered where to send the invitation to the Tattooed Whore. I leave for my s-i-l's house later today. So who is the ignorant one NOW?!?! :P :P :P :P

I forgot the next trip was already coming up. My vacation docket isn't quite as full, so I usually expect months, years between trips..... :P

Of course, I use the word vacation there rather lightly.....

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#17 Post by littlebeast13 » Thu Jul 17, 2008 8:11 am

MarleysGh0st wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
Mini the Ignorant Slut wrote:(And today the address is "Long Island". :( )
OK, what am I being clueless on here?
I think that's where her in-laws live. :twisted:

But more to the point, what are you doing posting with your own handle in an MM thread? :P

I use my MM's when they're apropos to use them, not just gratuitously like the slut instructor..... :P

Of course, I usually find reasons to use them.... and I'm pissed that my cable company apparently changed my IP address again for the second time since we moved to this Bored, so I've lost my master MM list I could bring up by hitting one of my posts.... :evil:

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#18 Post by littlebeast13 » Thu Jul 17, 2008 8:14 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
MarleysGh0st wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote: OK, what am I being clueless on here?
I think that's where her in-laws live. :twisted:

But more to the point, what are you doing posting with your own handle in an MM thread? :P

I use my MM's when they're apropos to use them, not just gratuitously like the slut instructor..... :P

Of course, I usually find reasons to use them.... and I'm pissed that my cable company apparently changed my IP address again for the second time since we moved to this Bored, so I've lost my master MM list I could bring up by hitting one of my posts.... :evil:

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Of course, I see in just the last 3 days I've already built it up quite nicely again....

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#19 Post by minimetoo26 » Thu Jul 17, 2008 8:15 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
MarleysGh0st wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote: OK, what am I being clueless on here?
I think that's where her in-laws live. :twisted:

But more to the point, what are you doing posting with your own handle in an MM thread? :P

I use my MM's when they're apropos to use them, not just gratuitously like the slut instructor..... :P

Of course, I usually find reasons to use them.... and I'm pissed that my cable company apparently changed my IP address again for the second time since we moved to this Bored, so I've lost my master MM list I could bring up by hitting one of my posts.... :evil:

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#20 Post by littlebeast13 » Thu Jul 17, 2008 8:18 am

minimetoo26 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
MarleysGh0st wrote: I think that's where her in-laws live. :twisted:

But more to the point, what are you doing posting with your own handle in an MM thread? :P

I use my MM's when they're apropos to use them, not just gratuitously like the slut instructor..... :P

Of course, I usually find reasons to use them.... and I'm pissed that my cable company apparently changed my IP address again for the second time since we moved to this Bored, so I've lost my master MM list I could bring up by hitting one of my posts.... :evil:

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The Memberlist comes in handy, but you have to remember which ones belong to you...

My MM's are too spread out over the 12 (soon to be 13!) pages. The IP list was easier for me to access than my file I kept of my Go Bored MM's....

There sure are a lot of forgotten MM's in the first half of that list, though....

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#21 Post by MarleysGh0st » Thu Jul 17, 2008 8:18 am

Mini the Ignorant Slut wrote:Yeah, Marley--what are you doing posting under your own handle in an MM thread! :P :P
I don't play the MM game; you and beast do. :P
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#22 Post by All-Purpose Merry Man » Thu Jul 17, 2008 8:19 am

One day I should catalogue them and cross-reference them by things like male or female, cartoon characters, animal vegetable or mineral, alive or dead, wearing masks or other disguises...

Nah. Not my style. I'll let OCD'er do that...
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#23 Post by All-Purpose Merry Man » Thu Jul 17, 2008 8:19 am

MarleysGh0st wrote:
Mini the Ignorant Slut wrote:Yeah, Marley--what are you doing posting under your own handle in an MM thread! :P :P
I don't play the MM game; you and beast do. :P
Game? Game?!? This is a lifestyle choice, dammit! :P :P
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#24 Post by littlebeast13 » Thu Jul 17, 2008 8:19 am

MarleysGh0st wrote:
Mini the Ignorant Slut wrote:Yeah, Marley--what are you doing posting under your own handle in an MM thread! :P :P
I don't play the MM game; you and beast do. :P
And you wonder why we ignore you.... uh, whoever you are..... :P

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#25 Post by Deaf Mini » Thu Jul 17, 2008 8:21 am

I can't heaaarrrr you!!!!
What?
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