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Here's Fanny! · #1 Post by **Here's Fanny!** » Wed Jul 16, 2008 11:04 pm

Don't forget the Who Rock Honours show tonight. Right now they're showing a documentary (Amazing Journey, made last year) and that reminded me. Since it's from 2007, the only interviewees are Daltrey and Townshend.

Oh, and Happy Birthday! Let me be the first.

kayrharris · #2 Post by **kayrharris** » Wed Jul 16, 2008 11:18 pm

That's a happy birthday to Silvercamaro!!

cindy.wellman · #3 Post by **cindy.wellman** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 12:23 am

kayrharris wrote:That's a happy birthday to Silvercamaro!!

Whew! It is FINALLY here! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!! Happy Birthday to the head o' the clan o' camaros! This week long partying has been quite the eye opener! I hope you have many marvelous things planned on this very special day.

Evil Squirrel · #4 Post by **Evil Squirrel** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 1:05 am

silvercamaro · #5 Post by **silvercamaro** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 1:26 am

Too, too funny, Mr. Squirrel. Thank you for making me such a wonderful card. The depiction is accurate in every respect, including Lizbit's tongue, the horrified look on Annie's face, and -- no doubt -- the number of candles on the cake. (So you've got about 35 candles on there, right?)

ulysses5019 · #6 Post by **ulysses5019** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 1:45 am

Evil Squirrel wrote:

It would be ok except mr. squirrel seems to have lost pressure in his hose. And now our favorite blue pill expert will show up.

ulysses5019 · #7 Post by **ulysses5019** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 1:47 am

Oh yes, happy birthday. When do you expect your AARP card?

silvercamaro · #8 Post by **silvercamaro** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 1:54 am

ulysses5019 wrote:Oh yes, happy birthday. When do you expect your AARP card?

That won't be for at least another 15 years, according to the candles on Evil Squirrel's birthday card.

That works for me.

ulysses5019 · #9 Post by **ulysses5019** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 2:01 am

silvercamaro wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:Oh yes, happy birthday. When do you expect your AARP card?
That won't be for at least another 15 years, according to the candles on Evil Squirrel's birthday card.

That works for me.

Up late? You must still be on vacation time.

#10 Post by **littlebeast13** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 2:10 am

silvercamaro wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:Oh yes, happy birthday. When do you expect your AARP card?
That won't be for at least another 15 years, according to the candles on Evil Squirrel's birthday card.

That works for me.

I heard squirrels can't count very good....

lb13

ulysses5019 · #11 Post by **ulysses5019** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 2:16 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
silvercamaro wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:Oh yes, happy birthday. When do you expect your AARP card?
That won't be for at least another 15 years, according to the candles on Evil Squirrel's birthday card.

That works for me.

I heard squirrels can't count very good....

lb13

Apparently neither can camaros no matter what their color.

#12 Post by **littlebeast13** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 2:21 am

ulysses5019 wrote:It would be ok except mr. squirrel seems to have lost pressure in his hose. And now our favorite blue pill expert will show up.

I think it's past his bedtime. His little blue pills are all substance and no stamina....

ulysses5019 · #13 Post by **ulysses5019** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 2:25 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:It would be ok except mr. squirrel seems to have lost pressure in his hose. And now our favorite blue pill expert will show up.

I think it's past his bedtime. His little blue pills are all substance and no stamina....

It's past my bedtime but I'm still up.

#14 Post by **littlebeast13** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 2:27 am

ulysses5019 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:It would be ok except mr. squirrel seems to have lost pressure in his hose. And now our favorite blue pill expert will show up.

I think it's past his bedtime. His little blue pills are all substance and no stamina....
It's past my bedtime but I'm still up.

Don't fall asleep or priapism might set in....

lb13

ulysses5019 · #15 Post by **ulysses5019** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 2:36 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
I think it's past his bedtime. His little blue pills are all substance and no stamina....
It's past my bedtime but I'm still up.

Don't fall asleep or priapism might set in....

lb13

I said I was still UP.

MarleysGh0st · #16 Post by **MarleysGh0st** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 6:15 am

Happy Birthday, Silvercamaro!

That's a wonderful card that Mr. Squirrel sent you.

themanintheseersuckersuit · #17 Post by **themanintheseersuckersuit** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 6:21 am

Happy Birthday!!!

earendel · #18 Post by **earendel** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 6:42 am

"Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to you.
May God's richest blesings
Abide within you."

That's what our church sings to birthday people, so I thought I'd offer up a rendition for you.

Here's Fanny! · #19 Post by **Here's Fanny!** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 6:53 am

earendel wrote:"Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to you.
May God's richest blesings
Abide within you."

That's what our church sings to birthday people, so I thought I'd offer up a rendition for you.

Go, go, go shorty
It's your birthday
We gonna party
Like it's your birthday
We gonna sip Bacardi
Like it's your birthday

That's what our family sings to birthday people (sorry, Patty and Mildred, no royalties for you!).

#20 Post by **littlebeast13** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 7:01 am

Here's Fanny! wrote:
earendel wrote:"Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to you.
May God's richest blesings
Abide within you."

That's what our church sings to birthday people, so I thought I'd offer up a rendition for you.
Go, go, go shorty
It's your birthday
We gonna party
Like it's your birthday
We gonna sip Bacardi
Like it's your birthday

That's what our family sings to birthday people (sorry, Patty and Mildred, no royalties for you!).

I was gonna have the Fox boys sing some lyrics, but even they had to blush over the lyrics for that song....

lb13

ulysses5019 · #21 Post by **ulysses5019** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 7:01 am

Here's Fanny! wrote:
earendel wrote:"Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to you.
May God's richest blesings
Abide within you."

That's what our church sings to birthday people, so I thought I'd offer up a rendition for you.
Go, go, go shorty
It's your birthday
We gonna party
Like it's your birthday
We gonna sip Bacardi
Like it's your birthday

That's what our family sings to birthday people (sorry, Patty and Mildred, no royalties for you!).

I'd rather chug some Patron.

kayrharris · #22 Post by **kayrharris** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 7:09 am

I sent Silver an ecard with a talking evil squirrel because I was sure ES would forget her birthday!

It was a cute card though, even if I do say so myself.

Evil Squirrel · #23 Post by **Evil Squirrel** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 7:15 am

kayrharris wrote:I sent Silver an ecard with a talking evil squirrel because I was sure ES would forget her birthday!

It was a cute card though, even if I do say so myself.

Forget Ms. Camaro's birthday? Shirley Ugest!

Now Annie's on the other hand......

Here's Fanny! · #24 Post by **Here's Fanny!** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 7:15 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
Here's Fanny! wrote: Go, go, go shorty
It's your birthday
We gonna party
Like it's your birthday
We gonna sip Bacardi
Like it's your birthday

That's what our family sings to birthday people (sorry, Patty and Mildred, no royalties for you!).

I was gonna have the Fox boys sing some lyrics, but even they had to blush over the lyrics for that song....

lb13

And that's why we only do the chorus. Ha! I was even circumspect and stopped before the f-bomb gets dropped.

ShitSandwich · #25 Post by **ShitSandwich** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 7:20 am

Here's Fanny! wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
Here's Fanny! wrote: Go, go, go shorty
It's your birthday
We gonna party
Like it's your birthday
We gonna sip Bacardi
Like it's your birthday

That's what our family sings to birthday people (sorry, Patty and Mildred, no royalties for you!).

I was gonna have the Fox boys sing some lyrics, but even they had to blush over the lyrics for that song....

lb13
And that's why we only do the chorus. Ha! I was even circumspect and stopped before the f-bomb gets dropped.

Those old codgers in the retarded vests are a bunch of pussies! I'll handle this....

Spoiler

Go, go, go, go, go, go
Go, shorty
It's your birthday
We gon' party like it's your birthday
We gon' sip Bacardi like it's your birthday
And you know we don't give a fuck
'Cause it's not your birthday!

You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub
Look, mami, I got the X, if you into takin' drugs
I'm into havin' sex, I ain't into makin' love
So come give me a hug, if you into getting rubbed

You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub
Look, mami, I got the X, if you into takin' drugs
I'm into havin' sex, I ain't into makin' love
So come give me a hug, if you into getting rubbed

When I pull out up front, you see the Benz on dubs
When I roll 20 deep, it's 20 knives in the club
Niggas heard I fuck with Dre, now they wanna show me love
When you sell like Eminem, and the hoes they wanna fuck
But, homie, ain't nothing change hoes down, G's up
I see Xzibit in the Cut, that nigga roll that weed up
If you watch how I move, you'll mistake me for a playa or pimp
Been hit wit' a few shells, but I don't walk wit' a limp (I'm ight)
In the hood, in L.A, they saying "50 you hot"
They like me, I want them to love me like they love 'Pac
But holla, in New York them niggas'll tell ya I'm loco
And the plan is to put the rap game in a choke hold
I'm full of focused man, my money on my mind
I got a mill out the deal and I'm still on the grind
Now shorty said she feeling my style, she feeling my flow
Her girlfriend wanna get bi and they ready to go

You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub
Look, mami, I got the X, if you into takin' drugs
I'm into havin' sex, I ain't into makin' love
So come give me a hug, if you into getting rubbed

You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub
Look, mami, I got the X, if you into takin' drugs
I'm into havin' sex I, ain't into makin' love
So come give me a hug, if you into getting rubbed

My flow, my show brought me the doe
That bought me all my fancy things
My crib, my cars, my clothes, my jewels
Look, nigga, I done came up and I ain't change

And you should love it, way more then you hate it
Nigga, you mad? I thought that you'd be happy I made it
I'm that cat by the bar toasting to the good life
You that faggot ass nigga trying to pull me back right?
When my jaws get to bumpin' in the club it's on
I wink my eye at you, bitch, if she smiles she gone
If the roof on fire, let the motherfucker burn
If you talking 'bout money, homie, I ain't concerned
I'm a tell you what Banks told me 'cause go 'head switch the style up
If the niggas hate then let 'em hate and watch the money pile up
Or we go upside they head wit' a bottle of bub
They know where we fuckin' be

You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub
Look, mami, I got the X, if you into takin' drugs
I'm into havin' sex, I ain't into makin' love
So come give me a hug, if you into getting rubbed

You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub
Look, mami, I got the X, if you into takin' drugs
I'm into havin' sex, I ain't into makin' love
So come give me a hug, if you into getting rubbed

Don't try to act like you ain't know where we been either, nigga,
But I lo chupe a junior, yeah

In the club all the time, nigga, it's about to pop off, nigga