What is a penis worth?
Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 7:35 pm
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Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 7:41 pm
How much is that per foot?
Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 7:58 pm
Four Hour Stiffy wrote:How much is that per foot?
Well, duh. $795,000, of course.
Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 8:08 pm
KillerTomato wrote:Four Hour Stiffy wrote:How much is that per foot?
Well, duh. $795,000, of course.
Ahhh, a great example of failing depth perception....
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 10:06 am
Q: Why are so many women so poor in math?a1mamacat wrote:KillerTomato wrote:Four Hour Stiffy wrote:How much is that per foot?
Well, duh. $795,000, of course.
Ahhh, a great example of failing depth perception....
A: Because men keep telling them that this
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is 9 inches.
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 10:09 am
Well, if it's that thin.......wintergreen48 wrote:Q: Why are so many women so poor in math?a1mamacat wrote:KillerTomato wrote:
Well, duh. $795,000, of course.
Ahhh, a great example of failing depth perception....
A: Because men keep telling them that this
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is 9 inches.
This thread reminds me of a joke;
A man is showering up in a locker room with his buddy
when he notices his friend is very well endowed.
"Damn, Bob, you're hung!" Jim exclaims.
"I wasn't always this impressive, I had to work for it."
"What do you mean?" Jim asked.
"Well, every day for the past two years I've spent an
hour each night rubbing it with butter.
I know it sounds crazy but it actually made it grow 4 inches!
You should try it."
Jim agrees and the two say good bye.
A few months later the two are in the same locker room
and Bob asks Jim how his situation was.
Jim replied, "I did what you said, Bob, but I've actually gotten smaller!
I lost two inches already!"
"Did you do everything I told you? An hour each day with butter?"
"Well, I was out of butter, so I've been using Crisco."
Wait for it .
Wait ..............
wait..........
one more time...........
"Crisco!!?" Bob exclaimed. "damn it, Jim, Crisco is shortening!"
MORAL: You gotta follow the recipe!!!
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 10:09 am
I heard it as why we get into so many accidents in parking lots...
($#^%$ jet lag--I just woke up half an hour ago!)
($#^%$ jet lag--I just woke up half an hour ago!)
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 10:10 am
Now THAT is pencil lead.wintergreen48 wrote:Q: Why are so many women so poor in math?a1mamacat wrote:KillerTomato wrote:
Well, duh. $795,000, of course.
Ahhh, a great example of failing depth perception....
A: Because men keep telling them that this
---> ________________________________________________________________
is 9 inches.
Re: What is a penis worth?
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 10:15 am
Somebody got taken on that one. You can pick up a pretty decent one online for a Grant (I was going to say a Uly, but ha!), less if you catch a free shipping promo.
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 10:19 am
Mini the Ignorant Slut wrote:I heard it as why we get into so many accidents in parking lots...
($#^%$ jet lag--I just woke up half an hour ago!)
Yeah, make me stay up late for you to appear....
lb13
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 10:22 am
Who says this bored isn't educational?
Especially if you've lived the sheltered life I have.
Especially if you've lived the sheltered life I have.
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 10:26 am
That's it--I'm leaving for another month! Stay awake through THAT!littlebeast13 wrote:Mini the Ignorant Slut wrote:I heard it as why we get into so many accidents in parking lots...
($#^%$ jet lag--I just woke up half an hour ago!)
Yeah, make me stay up late for you to appear....
lb13
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 10:28 am
If I stay up too late and sleep through rankings time, there's gonna be some mighty pissed off peeps on this Bored!Mini the Ignorant Slut wrote:That's it--I'm leaving for another month! Stay awake through THAT!littlebeast13 wrote:Mini the Ignorant Slut wrote:I heard it as why we get into so many accidents in parking lots...
($#^%$ jet lag--I just woke up half an hour ago!)
Yeah, make me stay up late for you to appear....
lb13
And I'm still waiting for someone to pass Corn.....
lb13
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 10:32 am
I'll pass some gasss~~~~~~~~~~littlebeast13 wrote:If I stay up too late and sleep through rankings time, there's gonna be some mighty pissed off peeps on this Bored!Mini the Ignorant Slut wrote:That's it--I'm leaving for another month! Stay awake through THAT!littlebeast13 wrote:
Yeah, make me stay up late for you to appear....
lb13
And I'm still waiting for someone to pass Corn.....
lb13
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 10:33 am
T-Bone?littlebeast13 wrote:If I stay up too late and sleep through rankings time, there's gonna be some mighty pissed off peeps on this Bored!Mini the Ignorant Slut wrote:That's it--I'm leaving for another month! Stay awake through THAT!littlebeast13 wrote:
Yeah, make me stay up late for you to appear....
lb13
And I'm still waiting for someone to pass Corn.....
lb13
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 10:35 am
Placeholder wrote:T-Bone?littlebeast13 wrote:If I stay up too late and sleep through rankings time, there's gonna be some mighty pissed off peeps on this Bored!Mini the Ignorant Slut wrote: That's it--I'm leaving for another month! Stay awake through THAT!
And I'm still waiting for someone to pass Corn.....
lb13
You won't be laughing when TBone, HoltDad, and PSM pass you at the same time and knock you down into 28th.....
lb13
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 10:36 am
Don't pass us by! You'll regret it!ulysses5019 wrote:I'll pass some gasss~~~~~~~~~~littlebeast13 wrote:If I stay up too late and sleep through rankings time, there's gonna be some mighty pissed off peeps on this Bored!Mini the Ignorant Slut wrote: That's it--I'm leaving for another month! Stay awake through THAT!
And I'm still waiting for someone to pass Corn.....
lb13
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 10:37 am
THEN you'd see some gabbiness out of me!littlebeast13 wrote:Placeholder wrote:T-Bone?littlebeast13 wrote: If I stay up too late and sleep through rankings time, there's gonna be some mighty pissed off peeps on this Bored!
And I'm still waiting for someone to pass Corn.....
lb13
You won't be laughing when TBone, HoltDad, and PSM pass you at the same time and knock you down into 28th.....
lb13
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 10:38 am
Placeholder wrote:THEN you'd see some gabbiness out of me!littlebeast13 wrote:Placeholder wrote: T-Bone?
You won't be laughing when TBone, HoltDad, and PSM pass you at the same time and knock you down into 28th.....
lb13
See if I vote for you and your Party Party.....
I'll just spend Election Day with Gary Coleman....
lb13
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 11:14 am
Am I close to being green again this week?littlebeast13 wrote:Placeholder wrote:T-Bone?littlebeast13 wrote: If I stay up too late and sleep through rankings time, there's gonna be some mighty pissed off peeps on this Bored!
And I'm still waiting for someone to pass Corn.....
lb13
You won't be laughing when TBone, HoltDad, and PSM pass you at the same time and knock you down into 28th.....
lb13
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 11:35 am
You know, when I read this title, I thought PSM was gonna reply to some of those spams she's been getting, grow one and then auction it off.
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 11:47 am
Rexer25 wrote:You know, when I read this title, I thought PSM was gonna reply to some of those spams she's been getting, grow one and then auction it off.
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 12:42 pm
Does John Bobbitt still need one?Rexer25 wrote:You know, when I read this title, I thought PSM was gonna reply to some of those spams she's been getting, grow one and then auction it off.