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Might as well
Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 7:49 am
by Beebs52
I realize there are many celebrities, celebutards, and otherwise known people who are or are pretending to run for President.
I have just as little to offer as they do, therefore I'm submitting my name for write-ins or post-its. I'll run on the Wack Plat(form).
Any suggestions for planks are welcome. I have a couple of body parts that would provide massive fodder for ridicule for the papparazi, however you spell it, and bloggers, and I'm quite capable of dropping faux pas hither and yither.
I'll figure out a way to set up a PAC, a Wack PAC, if you will, so you can send me dough.
Thank you. You're just the best.
Wack--Whoo Hoo! (That's one of my slogans.)
Re: Might as well
Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 7:51 am
by earendel
Beebs52 wrote:I realize there are many celebrities, celebutards, and otherwise known people who are or are pretending to run for President.
I have just as little to offer as they do, therefore I'm submitting my name for write-ins or post-its. I'll run on the Wack Plat(form).
Any suggestions for planks are welcome. I have a couple of body parts that would provide massive fodder for ridicule for the papparazi, however you spell it, and bloggers, and I'm quite capable of dropping faux pas hither and yither.
I'll figure out a way to set up a PAC, a Wack PAC, if you will, so you can send me dough.
Thank you. You're just the best.
Wack--Whoo Hoo! (That's one of my slogans.)
I think one of your campaign planks should be a demand for more BBs on BAM.
Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 7:51 am
by NellyLunatic1980
In the words of Kinky Friedman, "Why the hell not?"
Re: Might as well
Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 7:52 am
by Four Hour Stiffy
Beebs52 wrote:Any suggestions for planks are welcome.
You can run on my plank anytime, Toots!
Re: Might as well
Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 7:52 am
by NellyLunatic1980
earendel wrote:I think one of your campaign planks should be a demand for more BBs on BAM.
I'll vote for that!
Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 7:53 am
by NellyLunatic1980
I hope that the head of the National Apathy Party doesn't read this thread...
Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 7:54 am
by National Apathy Party
NellyLunatic1980 wrote:I hope that the head of the National Apathy Party doesn't read this thread...
We don't read the political threads.....
Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 7:55 am
by ulysses5019
NellyLunatic1980 wrote:I hope that the head of the National Apathy Party doesn't read this thread...
I think the NAP is NAPping right now.
Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 7:56 am
by NellyLunatic1980
ulysses5019 wrote:NellyLunatic1980 wrote:I hope that the head of the National Apathy Party doesn't read this thread...
I think the NAP is NAPping right now.
Too late.
Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 8:00 am
by littlebeast13
ulysses5019 wrote:NellyLunatic1980 wrote:I hope that the head of the National Apathy Party doesn't read this thread...
I think the NAP is NAPping right now.
Apathy never sleeps. We're always there when people need us so we can tell them we don't give a damn....
lb13
Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 8:03 am
by NellyLunatic1980
Who's up for a National Artifical Gratuitousness Party?
Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 8:04 am
by littlebeast13
NellyLunatic1980 wrote:Who's up for a National Artifical Gratuitousness Party?
Do they have a candidate?
lb13
Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 8:05 am
by ulysses5019
littlebeast13 wrote:NellyLunatic1980 wrote:Who's up for a National Artifical Gratuitousness Party?
Do they have a candidate?
lb13
Who cares?
Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 8:06 am
by NellyLunatic1980
littlebeast13 wrote:NellyLunatic1980 wrote:Who's up for a National Artifical Gratuitousness Party?
Do they have a candidate?
I wonder if Pea would be interested in running.
Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 8:08 am
by NellyLunatic1980
NellyLunatic1980 wrote:littlebeast13 wrote:NellyLunatic1980 wrote:Who's up for a National Artifical Gratuitousness Party?
Do they have a candidate?
I wonder if Pea would be interested in running.
Or maybe PSM?
Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 8:08 am
by minimetoo26
I would vote for beebs in a heartbeat! Who's in charge of the write-in campaign?
Finally, a candidate I can stand behind. Picking up the shoes she leaves in her wake...
Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 8:09 am
by National Apathy Party
ulysses5019 wrote:littlebeast13 wrote:NellyLunatic1980 wrote:Who's up for a National Artifical Gratuitousness Party?
Do they have a candidate?
lb13
Who cares?
Would you be interested in our Man of the Year Award?
Yes, that's a trick question.....
Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 8:10 am
by NellyLunatic1980
I got it! Vote for Gus!
Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 8:11 am
by NellyLunatic1980
How about it, Gus? Wanna run?
Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 8:12 am
by NellyLunatic1980
Gus?
Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 8:12 am
by Evil Squirrel
Does Beebs party need a mascot? I have a red, white and blue dickey.....
Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 8:13 am
by NellyLunatic1980
You got him, Evil Squirrel! Congratulations!
Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 8:14 am
by Evil Squirrel
NellyLunatic1980 wrote:You got him, Evil Squirrel! Congratulations!
Hopefully the NSAS have room on my award plaque to include this additional achievement....
Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 9:03 am
by Beebs52
Umbrage! Outrage! Extended apathetic grumblings! (trademark Marley-the grumbly part)
A political thread hijacked for a gus chase. What is this world coming to? I'll tell you. It's coming to a gigantic 'splodey head if y'all don't straighten up and fry right and pay attention! SHUT UP!
Now.
Plank 1: BAM BB'S - MORE NOW! (it flows)
Plank 2: BOIINNNGGG Plank (sympathy plank for the geezers)
Plank 3: Dickeys for Beebs! (inclusive motto that covers weirdos/squirrels/oddballs who wear dickeys-male/female/other)
Plank 3: Shoes-On the Trail! Pick them up!
Whoa. Must go to work for a minute.
Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 10:18 am
by TheCalvinator24
NellyLunatic1980 wrote:Who's up for a National Artifical Gratuitousness Party?
I notice the acronym of your Party is NAG. Is that code language for "bitch"?