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The day they said would never happen...

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 6:41 am
by Rexer25
is happening today.

50! Man, I thought I'd be gone by 25.

Well, I must go, I've got to find my Bermuda shorts, knee-high black socks and sandals, and get in line for the early bird special at Denny's.

Whippersnappers.

Re: The day they said would never happen...

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 6:47 am
by Here's Fanny!
Rexer25 wrote:is happening today.

50! Man, I thought I'd be gone by 25.

Well, I must go, I've got to find my Bermuda shorts, knee-high black socks and sandals, and get in line for the early bird special at Denny's.

Whippersnappers.
I remember when I'd see an obituary in the paper where somebody died at 35 and think 'eh, they had a good, full life....'. Now I see 65 and think 'how sad, they were so young.....'. I was telling my mom a while back that I think one's definition of 'old' is always 20-25 years older than you are at that time.

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 6:47 am
by MarleysGh0st
Welcome to the ranks of the curmudgeons! 8)

You get your AARP card, yet?

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 7:07 am
by Bob Juch
Have you scheduled your colonoscopy yet?

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 7:11 am
by littlebeast13
I know exactly how you feel.....




Well, I will in 17 years, anyway.... :P


Happy 50th!

lb13

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 7:12 am
by dimmzy
Don't forget the Metamucil ...

and the red wine!

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 7:14 am
by PlacentiaSoccerMom
Image

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 7:15 am
by Rexer25
Bob Juch wrote:Have you scheduled your colonoscopy yet?
Jumped the gun on that one, had it last year when I was experiencing "abdominal discomfort". Turns out I was (really!) full of crap.

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 7:16 am
by Ronnnnn
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:Image

Heyy! You stolle myy recipee!!!!!

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 7:17 am
by ShitSandwich
Rexer25 wrote:
Bob Juch wrote:Have you scheduled your colonoscopy yet?
Jumped the gun on that one, had it last year when I was experiencing "abdominal discomfort". Turns out I was (really!) full of crap.

I have a tendency to be quite filling....

Re: The day they said would never happen...

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 7:27 am
by fuzzywuzzy
Rexer25 wrote:is happening today.

50! Man, I thought I'd be gone by 25.

Well, I must go, I've got to find my Bermuda shorts, knee-high black socks and sandals, and get in line for the early bird special at Denny's.

Whippersnappers.
Ahem, me,me,me,me,me...

Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday dear Rexer25!

Happy Birthday to you!

When fwh got his AARP card, he almost put his foot thru the TV!

fuzzy 8)

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 8:02 am
by a1mamacat
Welcome to the dark side, young Skywal...Rexer


Happy Day!

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 8:06 am
by BackInTex
Happy 50th Birthday Rexer.

Didn't realize you were that much older than me (exactly 2 months). I assumed you were younger, actually.

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 8:08 am
by kayrharris
Happy birthday! And many more. Kay

Re: The day they said would never happen...

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 8:11 am
by VAdame
Here's Fanny! wrote:
Rexer25 wrote:is happening today.

50! Man, I thought I'd be gone by 25.

Well, I must go, I've got to find my Bermuda shorts, knee-high black socks and sandals, and get in line for the early bird special at Denny's.

Whippersnappers.
I remember when I'd see an obituary in the paper where somebody died at 35 and think 'eh, they had a good, full life....'. Now I see 65 and think 'how sad, they were so young.....'. I was telling my mom a while back that I think one's definition of 'old' is always 20-25 years older than you are at that time.
Oh, definitely -- "Old" is 20 years older than you are!

Rexer, I will be joining you in exactly 5 weeks :wink:

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 8:15 am
by littlebeast13
OK...


Just how many people on this Bored were born in 1958? Seems to be the popular year....

lb13

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 8:22 am
by MarleysGh0st
littlebeast13 wrote:Just how many people on this Bored were born in 1958? Seems to be the popular year....
It is, you young whippersnapper! 8)

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 8:51 am
by tlynn78
Happy birthday! Don't forget (please!) the suspenders. Thanks for forging the trail for us whippersnappers!


t.

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 8:52 am
by Beebs52
Happy b-day Rexer!

You're OLD. And you'll LIKE IT! Just like I LIKED IT when I got old. And I'm STILL LIKING IT, *$&@% it!

You're just a snot-nosed puppy and those under 50 are just snot-nosed, um, almost-puppies.

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 9:05 am
by ulysses5019
littlebeast13 wrote:OK...


Just how many people on this Bored were born in 1958? Seems to be the popular year....

lb13
I was already an old man by then.....

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 9:15 am
by hermillion
littlebeast13 wrote:
Just how many people on this Bored were born in 1958? Seems to be the popular year....

lb13
The youngest of my younger brothers was born in 1958. I remember when my folks brought the little punk home from the hospital.

Over the years, however, my brothers have grown to be so much older than I am. Funny how that happens.

Have a good one, Rexer!

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 9:16 am
by SportsFan68
Have a great day!

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 9:33 am
by fuzzywuzzy
hermillion wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:

Over the years, however, my brothers have grown to be so much older than I am. Funny how that happens.
hermillion...

When I turned 39 so many moons ago, I asked my Mom, "How is it that we are BOTH 39 now?" :lol:

My Aunt always would tell us that she was 39...until she told us all that she collected her first social security...then, the jig was up!

Happy Summer to our favorite teacher in OK!

fuzzy 8)

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 10:27 am
by christie1111
Happy BDay Rex!

Enjoy this one and the next 50!

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 2:37 pm
by mcd1400de
littlebeast13 wrote:OK...

Just how many people on this Bored were born in 1958? Seems to be the popular year....

lb13
Count me in on that. I'm early October; I've always figured it must have been one wild New Year's Eve '57 party...