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The day they said would never happen...

#1 Post by Rexer25 » Mon Jun 30, 2008 6:41 am

is happening today.

50! Man, I thought I'd be gone by 25.

Well, I must go, I've got to find my Bermuda shorts, knee-high black socks and sandals, and get in line for the early bird special at Denny's.

Whippersnappers.
Enough already. It's my fault! Get over it!

That'll be $10, please.
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Re: The day they said would never happen...

#2 Post by Here's Fanny! » Mon Jun 30, 2008 6:47 am

Rexer25 wrote:is happening today.

50! Man, I thought I'd be gone by 25.

Well, I must go, I've got to find my Bermuda shorts, knee-high black socks and sandals, and get in line for the early bird special at Denny's.

Whippersnappers.
I remember when I'd see an obituary in the paper where somebody died at 35 and think 'eh, they had a good, full life....'. Now I see 65 and think 'how sad, they were so young.....'. I was telling my mom a while back that I think one's definition of 'old' is always 20-25 years older than you are at that time.
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#3 Post by MarleysGh0st » Mon Jun 30, 2008 6:47 am

Welcome to the ranks of the curmudgeons! 8)

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#4 Post by Bob Juch » Mon Jun 30, 2008 7:07 am

Have you scheduled your colonoscopy yet?
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#5 Post by littlebeast13 » Mon Jun 30, 2008 7:11 am

I know exactly how you feel.....




Well, I will in 17 years, anyway.... :P


Happy 50th!

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#6 Post by dimmzy » Mon Jun 30, 2008 7:12 am

Don't forget the Metamucil ...

and the red wine!
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#8 Post by Rexer25 » Mon Jun 30, 2008 7:15 am

Bob Juch wrote:Have you scheduled your colonoscopy yet?
Jumped the gun on that one, had it last year when I was experiencing "abdominal discomfort". Turns out I was (really!) full of crap.
Enough already. It's my fault! Get over it!

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#9 Post by Ronnnnn » Mon Jun 30, 2008 7:16 am

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#10 Post by ShitSandwich » Mon Jun 30, 2008 7:17 am

Rexer25 wrote:
Bob Juch wrote:Have you scheduled your colonoscopy yet?
Jumped the gun on that one, had it last year when I was experiencing "abdominal discomfort". Turns out I was (really!) full of crap.

I have a tendency to be quite filling....
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Re: The day they said would never happen...

#11 Post by fuzzywuzzy » Mon Jun 30, 2008 7:27 am

Rexer25 wrote:is happening today.

50! Man, I thought I'd be gone by 25.

Well, I must go, I've got to find my Bermuda shorts, knee-high black socks and sandals, and get in line for the early bird special at Denny's.

Whippersnappers.
Ahem, me,me,me,me,me...

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#12 Post by a1mamacat » Mon Jun 30, 2008 8:02 am

Welcome to the dark side, young Skywal...Rexer


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#13 Post by BackInTex » Mon Jun 30, 2008 8:06 am

Happy 50th Birthday Rexer.

Didn't realize you were that much older than me (exactly 2 months). I assumed you were younger, actually.
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#14 Post by kayrharris » Mon Jun 30, 2008 8:08 am

Happy birthday! And many more. Kay
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Re: The day they said would never happen...

#15 Post by VAdame » Mon Jun 30, 2008 8:11 am

Here's Fanny! wrote:
Rexer25 wrote:is happening today.

50! Man, I thought I'd be gone by 25.

Well, I must go, I've got to find my Bermuda shorts, knee-high black socks and sandals, and get in line for the early bird special at Denny's.

Whippersnappers.
I remember when I'd see an obituary in the paper where somebody died at 35 and think 'eh, they had a good, full life....'. Now I see 65 and think 'how sad, they were so young.....'. I was telling my mom a while back that I think one's definition of 'old' is always 20-25 years older than you are at that time.
Oh, definitely -- "Old" is 20 years older than you are!

Rexer, I will be joining you in exactly 5 weeks :wink:
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#16 Post by littlebeast13 » Mon Jun 30, 2008 8:15 am

OK...


Just how many people on this Bored were born in 1958? Seems to be the popular year....

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#17 Post by MarleysGh0st » Mon Jun 30, 2008 8:22 am

littlebeast13 wrote:Just how many people on this Bored were born in 1958? Seems to be the popular year....
It is, you young whippersnapper! 8)
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#18 Post by tlynn78 » Mon Jun 30, 2008 8:51 am

Happy birthday! Don't forget (please!) the suspenders. Thanks for forging the trail for us whippersnappers!


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#19 Post by Beebs52 » Mon Jun 30, 2008 8:52 am

Happy b-day Rexer!

You're OLD. And you'll LIKE IT! Just like I LIKED IT when I got old. And I'm STILL LIKING IT, *$&@% it!

You're just a snot-nosed puppy and those under 50 are just snot-nosed, um, almost-puppies.
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#20 Post by ulysses5019 » Mon Jun 30, 2008 9:05 am

littlebeast13 wrote:OK...


Just how many people on this Bored were born in 1958? Seems to be the popular year....

lb13
I was already an old man by then.....
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#21 Post by hermillion » Mon Jun 30, 2008 9:15 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
Just how many people on this Bored were born in 1958? Seems to be the popular year....

lb13
The youngest of my younger brothers was born in 1958. I remember when my folks brought the little punk home from the hospital.

Over the years, however, my brothers have grown to be so much older than I am. Funny how that happens.

Have a good one, Rexer!
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#22 Post by SportsFan68 » Mon Jun 30, 2008 9:16 am

Have a great day!
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#23 Post by fuzzywuzzy » Mon Jun 30, 2008 9:33 am

hermillion wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:

Over the years, however, my brothers have grown to be so much older than I am. Funny how that happens.
hermillion...

When I turned 39 so many moons ago, I asked my Mom, "How is it that we are BOTH 39 now?" :lol:

My Aunt always would tell us that she was 39...until she told us all that she collected her first social security...then, the jig was up!

Happy Summer to our favorite teacher in OK!

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#24 Post by christie1111 » Mon Jun 30, 2008 10:27 am

Happy BDay Rex!

Enjoy this one and the next 50!
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#25 Post by mcd1400de » Mon Jun 30, 2008 2:37 pm

littlebeast13 wrote:OK...

Just how many people on this Bored were born in 1958? Seems to be the popular year....

lb13
Count me in on that. I'm early October; I've always figured it must have been one wild New Year's Eve '57 party...
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