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claudia the goose went 0 fer 5 in her egg hatching.
she broke two of the last three eggs.There was no gosling inside, just yoke.I stepped on the last, and it was only yoke as well.

I dint think egg hatching was this hard.

I thinks she blames me, as she hisses at me every time I go by.

I intuit she is plotting against me.

BigDrawMan wrote:claudia the goose went 0 fer 5 in her egg hatching.
she broke two of the last three eggs.There was no gosling inside, just yoke.I stepped on the last, and it was only yoke as well.

I'm sorry there were no goslings.

BigDrawMan wrote:I dint think egg hatching was this hard.

That's because you're not a chicken. Er, I mean goose.

BigDrawMan wrote:I thinks she blames me, as she hisses at me every time I go by.

I think you're right. I blame you for the lack of rain in our locale. I don't spend a lot of energy on hissing, though.

BigDrawMan wrote:I intuit she is plotting against me.

Probably. Even if you are blameless with regard to the eggs, I am sure there is something else that Claudia intuits can be laid at your door.

("Laid at your door" . . . har, har!! Get it!???)

I'm sorry that the eggs didn't produce goslings. You need to find Claudia a better boyfriend. Does Carl the Duck have a goosey cousin that went to good schools and learned how to treat a lady properly?

SportsFan68 wrote:

BigDrawMan wrote:I dint think egg hatching was this hard.

That's because you're not a chicken. Er, I mean goose.

More significantly for Claudia's problem, he's not a gander!

Dude, has Claudia checked the tightness of his gander panties? That's supposed to hinder the proliferation of appropriate swimmers enaht.

I mean. You can blame the human for smashing the eggs and all, but, like, you know.

I know not much of fowl reproduction, but if she's hissing at you, I'm sure it's just a gentle reminder to get it together and post a FT2N question.


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We have two robin nests this year, one in a low branch of a tree in the front yard, the other wedged in a roof support on the back porch.

I have never seen a mama on the nest in the front yard, and peeked in yesterday to see a lone little egg sitting there. The nest in the back yard is occupied most of the time. As of Saturday there are two tiny hatchlings. I'm a grandma!

Actually, I peeked -- and there are 3 fussy, fuzzy little critters in there.

I wanted to post a pic, but am having the same problem I did trying to post a photo of Louis the Lawyer for SC the other day. What am I doing wrong?