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My own personal sock puppet, presented here for themanintheseersuckersuit.

silvercamaro wrote:My own personal sock puppet, presented here for themanintheseersuckersuit.

Hmmm.....appears your attorney and I may use the same hairdresser.

It's not easy to be the photo stylist for a sock. For one thing, my arms are not long enough to put the puppet on my left hand and hold the camera in my right. I finally got the puppet to pose atop a tube of hand lotion, but whenever I got close enough to take the picture, the flash was too close to the white face, and everything was washed out. I finally discovered through trial and error that I could move back and take a telephoto picture. That is when I discovered that the hand lotion tube was more visible than Louis. The tube gained dignified attire. This is one of the 9,327 efforts made to have one photograph of Louis the Lawyer.

Now, if only he had flying monkey wings.

silvercamaro wrote:My own personal sock puppet, presented here for themanintheseersuckersuit.

I'm paying $700 an hour for that!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?

Evil Squirrel wrote:
I'm paying $700 an hour for that!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?

My Louis the Lawyer is not connected with the NSAS. The puppet has been warned that if he chooses to support the aims and goals of that or any squirrel-support organization, I will give him to Lizbit to play with.

She would like that.

silvercamaro wrote:

Evil Squirrel wrote:
I'm paying $700 an hour for that!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?

My Louis the Lawyer is not connected with the NSAS. The puppet has been warned that if he chooses to support the aims and goals of that or any squirrel-support organization, I will give him to Lizbit to play with.

She would like that.

I think we would be better off if that Louis didn't support any of our causes. He looks only slightly more competent than that ambulance chaser hack that Beast has (Who's currently vacationing in Hawaii, the fat bastard!).....

I think he needs to see an orthodontist.

ulysses5019 wrote:I think he needs to see an orthodontist.

That's only a teensy little overbite.

silvercamaro wrote:

ulysses5019 wrote:I think he needs to see an orthodontist.

That's only a teensy little overbite.

That's an understatement.

Thanks for the photo!

If there would be doubt in anyone's mind, my sock puppet was not modeled on any actual attorney named Louis or Louie. Since I've never met in person an attorney by that name, I could not have done such modeling. I'm sure that if I ever had met such an attorney by that name, my sock puppet would have been exceptionally handsome, debonaire, well-coiffed and smiling with a set of choppers that would make the entire profession of cosmetic dentistry proud.

My puppet Louie came out the way he did for theatrical purposes only, and because I found artificial bear hair in the sewing cupboard. After all, all he had to do was sing "The Night They Tore Old Dixie Down." Louie also was not modeled after Joan Baez, who is not an attorney.

silvercamaro wrote:If there would be doubt in anyone's mind, my sock puppet was not modeled on any actual attorney named Louis or Louie. Since I've never met in person an attorney by that name, I could not have done such modeling. I'm sure that if I ever had met such an attorney by that name, my sock puppet would have been exceptionally handsome, debonaire, well-coiffed and smiling with a set of choppers that would make the entire profession of cosmetic dentistry proud.

My puppet Louie came out the way he did for theatrical purposes only, and because I found artificial bear hair in the sewing cupboard. After all, all he had to do was sing "The Night They Tore Old Dixie Down." Louie also was not modeled after Joan Baez, who is not an attorney.

I can vouch for the genesis of Louis the Lawyer, the Sockpuppet, (not any Louis the lawyer sockpuppet who may live in a strip center near you) and assure you it is a fabulously artistic and crowd-rabble-raising artifice of, um, totally overblown proportions.

I sort of lost my momentum there. He was a grand sockpuppet and acquitted himself well.

ACQUITTED! I said it!

Beebs52 wrote:

silvercamaro wrote:If there would be doubt in anyone's mind, my sock puppet was not modeled on any actual attorney named Louis or Louie. Since I've never met in person an attorney by that name, I could not have done such modeling. I'm sure that if I ever had met such an attorney by that name, my sock puppet would have been exceptionally handsome, debonaire, well-coiffed and smiling with a set of choppers that would make the entire profession of cosmetic dentistry proud.

My puppet Louie came out the way he did for theatrical purposes only, and because I found artificial bear hair in the sewing cupboard. After all, all he had to do was sing "The Night They Tore Old Dixie Down." Louie also was not modeled after Joan Baez, who is not an attorney.

I can vouch for the genesis of Louis the Lawyer, the Sockpuppet, (not any Louis the lawyer sockpuppet who may live in a strip center near you) and assure you it is a fabulously artistic and crowd-rabble-raising artifice of, um, totally overblown proportions.

I sort of lost my momentum there. He was a grand sockpuppet and acquitted himself well.

ACQUITTED! I said it!

If the sockpuppet fits
you must acquit!

ulysses5019 wrote:

Beebs52 wrote:

silvercamaro wrote:If there would be doubt in anyone's mind, my sock puppet was not modeled on any actual attorney named Louis or Louie. Since I've never met in person an attorney by that name, I could not have done such modeling. I'm sure that if I ever had met such an attorney by that name, my sock puppet would have been exceptionally handsome, debonaire, well-coiffed and smiling with a set of choppers that would make the entire profession of cosmetic dentistry proud.

My puppet Louie came out the way he did for theatrical purposes only, and because I found artificial bear hair in the sewing cupboard. After all, all he had to do was sing "The Night They Tore Old Dixie Down." Louie also was not modeled after Joan Baez, who is not an attorney.

I can vouch for the genesis of Louis the Lawyer, the Sockpuppet, (not any Louis the lawyer sockpuppet who may live in a strip center near you) and assure you it is a fabulously artistic and crowd-rabble-raising artifice of, um, totally overblown proportions.

I sort of lost my momentum there. He was a grand sockpuppet and acquitted himself well.

ACQUITTED! I said it!

If the sockpuppet fits
you must acquit!

What is Louis' fee? Just askin'.

OJ Simpson wrote:

ulysses5019 wrote:

Beebs52 wrote: I can vouch for the genesis of Louis the Lawyer, the Sockpuppet, (not any Louis the lawyer sockpuppet who may live in a strip center near you) and assure you it is a fabulously artistic and crowd-rabble-raising artifice of, um, totally overblown proportions.

I sort of lost my momentum there. He was a grand sockpuppet and acquitted himself well.

ACQUITTED! I said it!

If the sockpuppet fits
you must acquit!

What is Louis' fee? Just askin'.

Whatever it is he should spend it on a better hairpiece.

ulysses5019 wrote:

OJ Simpson wrote:

ulysses5019 wrote:
If the sockpuppet fits
you must acquit!

What is Louis' fee? Just askin'.

Whatever it is he should spend it on a better hairpiece.

Sounds better than F. Lee Bailey's new dentures I helped pay for....

OJ Simpson wrote:

ulysses5019 wrote:

OJ Simpson wrote:
What is Louis' fee? Just askin'.

Whatever it is he should spend it on a better hairpiece.

Sounds better than F. Lee Bailey's new dentures I helped pay for....

And trim those Scorsese eyebrows!

ulysses5019 wrote:I think he needs to see an orthodontist.

Bring the leech on in! I love working on lawyers......