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Mini-Me Verne Troyer has a sex tape

http://www.tmz.com/2008/06/25/mini-me-s ... your-eyes/

PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:Mini-Me Verne Troyer has a sex tape

http://www.tmz.com/2008/06/25/mini-me-s ... your-eyes/

I knew it! She really IS an ignorant slut!

This will be the first thread I bring forward for her when she gets her ass back from Hawaii.....

PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:Mini-Me Verne Troyer has a sex tape

http://www.tmz.com/2008/06/25/mini-me-s ... your-eyes/

I don't believe any tapes I see now......was he with that ball girl who made that great catch during the minor league baseball game?

BiF...

lb13

That's not as scary as my trip home!

Fortunately, they didn't need the 10 firetrucks and 10 ambulances that were waiting on the runway for us.

I hate puddle-jumpers...

minimaitai26 wrote: Fortunately, they didn't need the 10 firetrucks and 10 ambulances that were waiting on the runway for us.

Isn't it fun having all the emergency vehicles lined up to greet you?

minimaitai26 wrote:That's not as scary as my trip home!

Fortunately, they didn't need the 10 firetrucks and 10 ambulances that were waiting on the runway for us.

I hate puddle-jumpers...

I'm guessing Tattoo was able to direct the plane down for a safe landing.....

Welcome back! I didn't even miss you.....

lb13

MarleysGh0st wrote:

minimaitai26 wrote: Fortunately, they didn't need the 10 firetrucks and 10 ambulances that were waiting on the runway for us.

Isn't it fun having all the emergency vehicles lined up to greet you?

As much as I love a parade (the MM type, of course!), that's not the parade I wanted to see. But all turned out well, even though we got home much later than expected and I'm criminally jet-lagged. Evidently, throttle cables, possibly a rudder, and one engine aren't mandatory equipment for landing a plane. Who knew?

minimaitai26 wrote:

MarleysGh0st wrote:

minimaitai26 wrote: Fortunately, they didn't need the 10 firetrucks and 10 ambulances that were waiting on the runway for us.

Isn't it fun having all the emergency vehicles lined up to greet you?

As much as I love a parade (the MM type, of course!), that's not the parade I wanted to see. But all turned out well, even though we got home much later than expected and I'm criminally jet-lagged. Evidently, throttle cables, possibly a rudder, and one engine aren't mandatory equipment for landing a plane. Who knew?

(HIC!) I thought I checked all that shtuff off on my pilot's checklisht before (hic!) departing...... (HIC!)

minimaitai26 wrote:

MarleysGh0st wrote:

minimaitai26 wrote: Fortunately, they didn't need the 10 firetrucks and 10 ambulances that were waiting on the runway for us.

Isn't it fun having all the emergency vehicles lined up to greet you?

As much as I love a parade (the MM type, of course!), that's not the parade I wanted to see. But all turned out well, even though we got home much later than expected and I'm criminally jet-lagged. Evidently, throttle cables, possibly a rudder, and one engine aren't mandatory equipment for landing a plane. Who knew?

Yeesh!

That beats the hydraulic system that went out on the jet I was on, two weeks after 9/11. That only affected the flaps and the steering for the nosewheel.

littlebeast13 wrote:

minimaitai26 wrote:That's not as scary as my trip home!

Fortunately, they didn't need the 10 firetrucks and 10 ambulances that were waiting on the runway for us.

I hate puddle-jumpers...

I'm guessing Tattoo was able to direct the plane down for a safe landing.....

Welcome back! I didn't even miss you.....

lb13

Well, I may have been too busy getting my lips blistered and bleeding (if you don't wear lipstick, don't forget to lotion your lips!) and trying to find The Best Mai Tai Ever (my favorite was in Phoenix!) to think about you guys 24/7, but I kept thinking how much everyone back home would enjoy the experience. I'm just a Socialist at heart....

minimaitai26 wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote:

minimaitai26 wrote:That's not as scary as my trip home!

Fortunately, they didn't need the 10 firetrucks and 10 ambulances that were waiting on the runway for us.

I hate puddle-jumpers...

I'm guessing Tattoo was able to direct the plane down for a safe landing.....

Welcome back! I didn't even miss you.....

lb13

Well, I may have been too busy getting my lips blistered and bleeding (if you don't wear lipstick, don't forget to lotion your lips!) and trying to find The Best Mai Tai Ever (my favorite was in Phoenix!) to think about you guys 24/7, but I kept thinking how much everyone back home would enjoy the experience. I'm just a Socialist at heart....

I would probably hate the experience. I'm probably the only person in the world who would feel miserable in Hawaii....

But you should really be thinking of us more..... you were always on my mind......

lb13

littlebeast13 wrote:

minimaitai26 wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote: I'm guessing Tattoo was able to direct the plane down for a safe landing.....

Welcome back! I didn't even miss you.....

lb13

Well, I may have been too busy getting my lips blistered and bleeding (if you don't wear lipstick, don't forget to lotion your lips!) and trying to find The Best Mai Tai Ever (my favorite was in Phoenix!) to think about you guys 24/7, but I kept thinking how much everyone back home would enjoy the experience. I'm just a Socialist at heart....

I would probably hate the experience. I'm probably the only person in the world who would feel miserable in Hawaii....

But you should really be thinking of us more..... you were always on my mind......

lb13

Hey--any experience can be enhanced with two types of rum and whatever juices the bartender is used to tossing in with it! Add a lime wedge and some other foofty frills, and it's Instant Vacation.

Okay, I usually have a drink every two weeks or so, but I had about 10 of these babies in three weeks, and they're delicious. And I gained 5 lbs, so I'll knock it off now. Or at least until I get the bill for all the repairs to my pool and the credit cards we used while travelling....

minimaitai26 wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote:

minimaitai26 wrote: Well, I may have been too busy getting my lips blistered and bleeding (if you don't wear lipstick, don't forget to lotion your lips!) and trying to find The Best Mai Tai Ever (my favorite was in Phoenix!) to think about you guys 24/7, but I kept thinking how much everyone back home would enjoy the experience. I'm just a Socialist at heart....

I would probably hate the experience. I'm probably the only person in the world who would feel miserable in Hawaii....

But you should really be thinking of us more..... you were always on my mind......

lb13

Hey--any experience can be enhanced with two types of rum and whatever juices the bartender is used to tossing in with it! Add a lime wedge and some other foofty frills, and it's Instant Vacation.

Okay, I usually have a drink every two weeks or so, but I had about 10 of these babies in three weeks, and they're delicious. And I gained 5 lbs, so I'll knock it off now. Or at least until I get the bill for all the repairs to my pool and the credit cards we used while travelling....

I think I'll just stick with the classics....

littlebeast13 wrote:

minimaitai26 wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote: I'm guessing Tattoo was able to direct the plane down for a safe landing.....

Welcome back! I didn't even miss you.....

lb13

Well, I may have been too busy getting my lips blistered and bleeding (if you don't wear lipstick, don't forget to lotion your lips!) and trying to find The Best Mai Tai Ever (my favorite was in Phoenix!) to think about you guys 24/7, but I kept thinking how much everyone back home would enjoy the experience. I'm just a Socialist at heart....

I would probably hate the experience. I'm probably the only person in the world who would feel miserable in Hawaii....

But you should really be thinking of us more..... you were always on my mind......

lb13

I think the scariest item in this thread is beast admitting he's a cyber-stalker...

Sorry I didn't ask before you left, but which island(s) were you on?

For some reason I think you go to Maui.

Glad the plane thing ended safely. How scary is that especially with the kids on board.

Seems a little difficult to imagine Verne Troyer having sex with anybody. That is, unless the girl grabbed him by his feet and used him as a vibrator.

Rexer25 wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote:

minimaitai26 wrote: Well, I may have been too busy getting my lips blistered and bleeding (if you don't wear lipstick, don't forget to lotion your lips!) and trying to find The Best Mai Tai Ever (my favorite was in Phoenix!) to think about you guys 24/7, but I kept thinking how much everyone back home would enjoy the experience. I'm just a Socialist at heart....

I would probably hate the experience. I'm probably the only person in the world who would feel miserable in Hawaii....

But you should really be thinking of us more..... you were always on my mind......

lb13

I think the scariest item in this thread is beast admitting he's a cyber-stalker...

It's hard for me to work in my aisle and not be constantly reminded of mini and Fanny.... and now uly since his 5019 is part of a Purex UPC....

And even when I'm in my Lawn & Garden oasis, there's the squirrel feed.....

lb13

NellyLunatic1980 wrote:Seems a little difficult to imagine Verne Troyer having sex with anybody. That is, unless the girl grabbed him by his feet and used him as a vibrator.

Here's a site that describes it for you in her own words.

http://thesuperficial.com/2008/07/minime.php





Disclaimer:

Well, if you watch I Love Money, I guess I don't have to explain reading this particular web site every now and then.

kayrharris wrote:

NellyLunatic1980 wrote:Seems a little difficult to imagine Verne Troyer having sex with anybody. That is, unless the girl grabbed him by his feet and used him as a vibrator.

Here's a site that describes it for you in her own words.

http://thesuperficial.com/2008/07/minime.php





Disclaimer:

Well, if you watch I Love Money, I guess I don't have to explain reading this particular web site every now and then.

BoB! You read The Superficial???? I'm shocked. I don't even know what to say.

Have you seen the first ep of I Love Money yet? It's only the greatest thing EVER! All I thought it would be and more. I didn't think anybody gave a crap so I resisted giving it an entire rundown in a separate thread. But you feel free. I'd love to see what you think about it.

I was on vacation last week in San Francisco and Seattle. Will it be replayed this week? I have a lot more free time.

Oh yes, I didn't ignore your question about The Superficial, but let's just say I have it bookmarked.

kayrharris wrote:I was on vacation last week in San Francisco and Seattle. Will it be replayed this week? I have a lot more free time.

The first ep was last night, so it will probably only be repeated 4857035733 times. It's on right now! In my time zone, anyway. And my guide says it on again at midnight (my time anyway), so maybe it's on again in an hour or two for you.

kayrharris wrote:Oh yes, I didn't ignore your question about The Superficial, but let's just say I have it bookmarked.

Then I guess I don't have to tell you about dlisted and The Defamer. Ha!

I'll check it out. You're right, it's probably going to be on 3 or 4 times a day all week.

Thanks for the reminder.