Joke from the inbox
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 12:17 pm
IT'S JUST DIFFERENT WHEN YOU'RE MARRIED
Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their eyes.
After a few days they meet again.....
The engaged woman said: 'The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4' stilettos and mask.
He said, 'You are the woman of my life, I love you'..then we made love
all night long.'
The mistress stated: 'Oh Yes! The other night we met in his office. I
was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat.
When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just had wild sex
all night.'
The married one then said: 'The other night I sent the kids to stay at
my mother's for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super
stilettos and mask over my eyes.
My husband came in f rom work, fell in his mangy Lazy boy, grabbed the TV controller and a beer, and said, 'Hey Batman, what's for dinner?'
Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their eyes.
After a few days they meet again.....
The engaged woman said: 'The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4' stilettos and mask.
He said, 'You are the woman of my life, I love you'..then we made love
all night long.'
The mistress stated: 'Oh Yes! The other night we met in his office. I
was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat.
When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just had wild sex
all night.'
The married one then said: 'The other night I sent the kids to stay at
my mother's for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super
stilettos and mask over my eyes.
My husband came in f rom work, fell in his mangy Lazy boy, grabbed the TV controller and a beer, and said, 'Hey Batman, what's for dinner?'
