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#1 Post by themanintheseersuckersuit » Wed Jun 25, 2008 12:17 pm

IT'S JUST DIFFERENT WHEN YOU'RE MARRIED

Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their eyes.

After a few days they meet again.....

The engaged woman said: 'The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4' stilettos and mask.
He said, 'You are the woman of my life, I love you'..then we made love
all night long.'

The mistress stated: 'Oh Yes! The other night we met in his office. I
was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat.

When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just had wild sex
all night.'

The married one then said: 'The other night I sent the kids to stay at
my mother's for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super
stilettos and mask over my eyes.



My husband came in f rom work, fell in his mangy Lazy boy, grabbed the TV controller and a beer, and said, 'Hey Batman, what's for dinner?'
Suitguy is not bitter.

feels he represents the many educated and rational onlookers who believe that the hysterical denouncement of lay scepticism is both unwarranted and counter-productive

The problem, then, is that such calls do not address an opposition audience so much as they signal virtue. They talk past those who need convincing. They ignore actual facts and counterargument. And they are irreparably smug.

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#2 Post by gsabc » Wed Jun 25, 2008 12:23 pm

Then we're either still engaged or GW is really my mistress. :twisted:
I just ordered chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.

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