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Albino Squirrel Preservation Society
Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 8:00 pm
by elwoodblues
Since this is now pretty much the Squirrel Bored, here is what seems to be an actual organization at the University of North Texas:
http://orgs.unt.edu/asps/index1.htm
Re: Albino Squirrel Preservation Society
Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 8:04 pm
by ulysses5019
elwoodblues wrote:Since this is now pretty much the Squirrel Bored, here is what seems to be an actual organization at the University of North Texas:
http://orgs.unt.edu/asps/index1.htm
What a cutie......
Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 8:07 pm
by Evil Squirrel
I think I just lost Squirrel of the Year....

Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 8:10 pm
by ne1410s
Olney, IL, has many herds, flocks, murders, whatever, of albino squirrels. Don't know why they congregate in Olney, but Olney is quite happy. SC would not like Olney, IL...
Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 8:13 pm
by Evil Squirrel
ne1410s wrote:Olney, IL, has many herds, flocks, murders, whatever, of albino squirrels. Don't know why they congregate in Olney, but Olney is quite happy. SC would not like Olney, IL...
Olney is where Beast gets his nightly delivery of detergent from! In fact, from how he describes the mess, I think my buddies are the ones who load the stuff on the trucks...
Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 8:17 pm
by ulysses5019
Oooooohhhhh........I think I'm in love.
Re: Albino Squirrel Preservation Society
Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 8:19 pm
by AnnieCamaro
elwoodblues wrote:Since this is now pretty much the Squirrel Bored, here is what seems to be an actual organization at the University of North Texas:
http://orgs.unt.edu/asps/index1.htm
That is a very pretty squirrel, as squirrels go.
I wish they would.
/:P\
All this squirrel stuff is just plain nuts!
Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 8:20 pm
by CharlesFoxSingers
Love I get so lost, sometimes
Days pass and this emptiness fills my heart
When I want to run away
I drive off in my car
But whichever way I go
I come back to the place you are
All my instincts, they return
And the grand facade, so soon will burn
Without a noise, without my pride
I reach out from the inside
In your eyes
The light the heat
In your eyes
I am complete
In your eyes
I see the doorway to a thousand churches
In your eyes
The resolution of all the fruitless searches
In your eyes
I see the light and the heat
In your eyes
Oh, I want to be that complete
I want to touch the light
The heat I see in your eyes
Love, I don't like to see so much pain
So much wasted and this moment keeps slipping away
I get so tired of working so hard for out survival
I look to the time with you to keep me awake and alive
And all my instincts, they return
And the grand facade, so soon will burn
Without a noise, without my pride
I reach out from the inside
In your eyes
The light the heat
In your eyes
I am complete
In your eyes
I see the doorway to a thousand churches
In your eyes
The resolution of all the fruitless searches
In your eyes
I see the light and the heat
In your eyes
Oh, I want to be that complete
I want to touch the light,
The heat I see in your eyes
In your eyes In your eyes
In your eyes In your eyes
In your eyes In your eyes
Re: All this squirrel stuff is just plain nuts!
Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 8:30 pm
by ulysses5019
CharlesFoxSingers wrote:Love I get so lost, sometimes
Days pass and this emptiness fills my heart
When I want to run away
I drive off in my car
But whichever way I go
I come back to the place you are
All my instincts, they return
And the grand facade, so soon will burn
Without a noise, without my pride
I reach out from the inside
In your eyes
The light the heat
In your eyes
I am complete
In your eyes
I see the doorway to a thousand churches
In your eyes
The resolution of all the fruitless searches
In your eyes
I see the light and the heat
In your eyes
Oh, I want to be that complete
I want to touch the light
The heat I see in your eyes
Love, I don't like to see so much pain
So much wasted and this moment keeps slipping away
I get so tired of working so hard for out survival
I look to the time with you to keep me awake and alive
And all my instincts, they return
And the grand facade, so soon will burn
Without a noise, without my pride
I reach out from the inside
In your eyes
The light the heat
In your eyes
I am complete
In your eyes
I see the doorway to a thousand churches
In your eyes
The resolution of all the fruitless searches
In your eyes
I see the light and the heat
In your eyes
Oh, I want to be that complete
I want to touch the light,
The heat I see in your eyes
In your eyes In your eyes
In your eyes In your eyes
In your eyes In your eyes
Thank you foxysingers. My invisible boombox plays like crap.
Re: Albino Squirrel Preservation Society
Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 8:36 pm
by ulysses5019
AnnieCamaro wrote:elwoodblues wrote:Since this is now pretty much the Squirrel Bored, here is what seems to be an actual organization at the University of North Texas:
http://orgs.unt.edu/asps/index1.htm
That is a very pretty squirrel, as squirrels go.
I wish they would.
/:P\
Ok. Meeting in Norman.
Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 8:37 pm
by ulysses5019
We'll fly in some of our red English brethren.
Re: Albino Squirrel Preservation Society
Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 8:49 pm
by AnnieCamaro
ulysses5019 wrote:
Ok. Meeting in Norman.
Get the address for the tree in my back yard from Evil.
Re: Albino Squirrel Preservation Society
Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 8:54 pm
by ulysses5019
AnnieCamaro wrote:ulysses5019 wrote:
Ok. Meeting in Norman.
Get the address for the tree in my back yard from Evil.
One tree is much like another. Some have just been knocked down.
Re: Albino Squirrel Preservation Society
Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 9:06 pm
by AnnieCamaro
ulysses5019 wrote:
One tree is much like another. Some have just been knocked down.
I like your attitude. I recommend the trees in the park across town.
Re: Albino Squirrel Preservation Society
Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 9:24 pm
by ulysses5019
AnnieCamaro wrote:ulysses5019 wrote:
One tree is much like another. Some have just been knocked down.
I like your attitude. I recommend the trees in the park across town.
Do you have an attic?
Re: Albino Squirrel Preservation Society
Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 9:29 pm
by AnnieCamaro
ulysses5019 wrote:
Do you have an attic?
I could point you toward some snake holes, where you could snuggle in.
Re: Albino Squirrel Preservation Society
Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 9:31 pm
by ulysses5019
AnnieCamaro wrote:ulysses5019 wrote:
Do you have an attic?
I could point you toward some snake holes, where you could snuggle in.
I hear they like it behind your appliances. I'll snuggle in there.
Re: Albino Squirrel Preservation Society
Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 9:38 pm
by AnnieCamaro
ulysses5019 wrote:
I hear they like it behind your appliances. I'll snuggle in there.
My mom wants to know if you'd do a little cleaning while you're back there.
Re: Albino Squirrel Preservation Society
Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 9:44 pm
by ulysses5019
AnnieCamaro wrote:ulysses5019 wrote:
I hear they like it behind your appliances. I'll snuggle in there.
My mom wants to know if you'd do a little cleaning while you're back there.
Sorry, I don't clean up snake moltings. I'll have my hands full with a boombox.
Re: Albino Squirrel Preservation Society
Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 6:36 am
by Evil Squirrel
ulysses5019 wrote:AnnieCamaro wrote:elwoodblues wrote:Since this is now pretty much the Squirrel Bored, here is what seems to be an actual organization at the University of North Texas:
http://orgs.unt.edu/asps/index1.htm
That is a very pretty squirrel, as squirrels go.
I wish they would.
/:P\
Ok. Meeting in Norman.
I think she said the albino was cute, not you.
I may have a lot of crazy things stowed away in my tree, but none of them are invisible. You need to see the boys down at the nuthouse....
Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 7:48 am
by PlacentiaSoccerMom
Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 7:52 am
by Evil Squirrel
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:
I'm sure my attorney is drafting a lawsuit on behalf of the entire species as we speak....

Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 8:11 am
by ulysses5019
Evil Squirrel wrote:PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:
I'm sure my attorney is drafting a lawsuit on behalf of the entire species as we speak....

I will organize some street marches to coincide with our great nation's birthday and its guarantee of liberty and freedom for all.
Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 8:13 am
by PlacentiaSoccerMom
ulysses5019 wrote:Evil Squirrel wrote:PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:
I'm sure my attorney is drafting a lawsuit on behalf of the entire species as we speak....

I will organize some street marches to coincide with our great nation's birthday and its guarantee of liberty and freedom for all.
You should get an Humvee to ride behind the squirrels.
Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 8:15 am
by Evil Squirrel
ulysses5019 wrote:Evil Squirrel wrote:PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:
I'm sure my attorney is drafting a lawsuit on behalf of the entire species as we speak....

I will organize some street marches to coincide with our great nation's birthday and its guarantee of liberty and freedom for all.
I think I need an inspirational signature, too. Thankfully, my NSAS rep gives me all the links to the Good News....