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kayrharris · #1 Post by **kayrharris** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:09 pm

This gerbil will give you a run for your money!

http://www.deseretnews.com/article/1,51 ... 17,00.html

Evil Squirrel · #2 Post by **Evil Squirrel** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:17 pm

Typical domesticated species. Wait to escape from captivity while you're inside a vehicle with no place to go. We squirrels would never have been put in that situation to begin with...

I did spend a night down in the joint once. I didn't get a litter box, though, I got stuck in a cell with a big bulldog named Bubba. I still have nightmares about that night....

kayrharris · #3 Post by **kayrharris** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:23 pm

Gerbils, hamsters, squirrels....they're all little furry pests as far as I'm concerned.

Bubba is probably the one having nightmares. I'm just sayin'....

Evil Squirrel · #4 Post by **Evil Squirrel** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:24 pm

kayrharris wrote:Gerbils, hamsters, squirrels....they're all little furry pests as far as I'm concerned.

Bubba is probably the one having nightmares. I'm just sayin'....

Hey!

Squashed Hamster · #5 Post by **Squashed Hamster** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:24 pm

kayrharris wrote:Gerbils, hamsters, squirrels....they're all little furry pests as far as I'm concerned.

Bubba is probably the one having nightmares. I'm just sayin'....

Hey!

Gus Gerbil · #6 Post by **Gus Gerbil** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:24 pm

kayrharris wrote:Gerbils, hamsters, squirrels....they're all little furry pests as far as I'm concerned.

Bubba is probably the one having nightmares. I'm just sayin'....

Hey!

AnnieCamaro · #7 Post by **AnnieCamaro** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:25 pm

Evil Squirrel wrote:Typical domesticated species. Wait to escape from captivity while you're inside a vehicle with no place to go. We squirrels would never have been put in that situation to begin with...

I did spend a night down in the joint once. I didn't get a litter box, though, I got stuck in a cell with a big bulldog named Bubba. I still have nightmares about that night....

I know Bubba. He wouldn't hurt a flea. Maybe you were covered with them, so he didn't want to take a chance on causing them any harm.

#8 Post by **littlebeast13** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:26 pm

Sometimes, even I scare myself....

lb13

AnnieCamaro · #9 Post by **AnnieCamaro** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:27 pm

kayrharris wrote:Gerbils, hamsters, squirrels....they're all little furry pests as far as I'm concerned.

Bubba is probably the one having nightmares. I'm just sayin'....

Miss Kay is my very best friend -- and it's not just all about Mr. Mozart.

/:P\

kayrharris · #10 Post by **kayrharris** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:29 pm

Hey Annie, can I join your club? Looks like I'm an unofficial member of some kind of four footers club since I'm having late night conversations with them.

Maybe I need to get a real life.

Evil Squirrel · #11 Post by **Evil Squirrel** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:30 pm

AnnieCamaro wrote:
Evil Squirrel wrote:Typical domesticated species. Wait to escape from captivity while you're inside a vehicle with no place to go. We squirrels would never have been put in that situation to begin with...

I did spend a night down in the joint once. I didn't get a litter box, though, I got stuck in a cell with a big bulldog named Bubba. I still have nightmares about that night....
I know Bubba. He wouldn't hurt a flea. Maybe you were covered with them, so he didn't want to take a chance on causing them any harm.

I do not have fleas! I only scratch like this because I have a bad case of dandruff. Thankfully, the bark of my tree does a good job with that spot I can't reach right above my tail.

Next time you get a flea dip, I want to hop in there with you....

Evil Squirrel · #12 Post by **Evil Squirrel** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:31 pm

kayrharris wrote:Hey Annie, can I join your club? Looks like I'm an unofficial member of some kind of four footers club since I'm having late night conversations with them.

I am quite the conversationalist. I have chatted with Annie's mom before, and she is a very nice lady. I don't know where Annie gets her meanness from....

ulysses5019 · #13 Post by **ulysses5019** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:32 pm

Evil Squirrel wrote:
AnnieCamaro wrote:
Evil Squirrel wrote:Typical domesticated species. Wait to escape from captivity while you're inside a vehicle with no place to go. We squirrels would never have been put in that situation to begin with...

I did spend a night down in the joint once. I didn't get a litter box, though, I got stuck in a cell with a big bulldog named Bubba. I still have nightmares about that night....
I know Bubba. He wouldn't hurt a flea. Maybe you were covered with them, so he didn't want to take a chance on causing them any harm.

I do not have fleas! I only scratch like this because I have a bad case of dandruff. Thankfully, the bark of my tree does a good job with that spot I can't reach right above my tail.

Next time you get a flea dip, I want to hop in there with you....

Hey! What's goin' on here? Can't a squirrel get a nice back rub? This set me back a cool benjy.

ulysses5019 · #14 Post by **ulysses5019** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:33 pm

Hey! Who changed my avatar?

kayrharris · #15 Post by **kayrharris** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:33 pm

Evil Squirrel wrote:
kayrharris wrote:Hey Annie, can I join your club? Looks like I'm an unofficial member of some kind of four footers club since I'm having late night conversations with them.

I am quite the conversationalist. I have chatted with Annie's mom before, and she is a very nice lady. I don't know where Annie gets her meanness from....

Now I have to take up for Annie, because I know she doesn't have a mean bone in her body.

Evil Squirrel · #16 Post by **Evil Squirrel** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:34 pm

ulysses5019 wrote:Hey! Who changed my avatar?

I didn't do it! I only use your old pictures to wallpaper my treehole...

AnnieCamaro · #17 Post by **AnnieCamaro** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:35 pm

kayrharris wrote:Hey Annie, can I join your club? Looks like I'm an unofficial member of some kind of four footers club since I'm having late night conversations with them.

Maybe I need to get a real life.

Yes, ma'am. I will make up a membership certificate and send it to you. The Four Footers Critter Club and Opera Appreciation Society can be your real life.

We'll have a swell time.

/:P\

kayrharris · #18 Post by **kayrharris** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:35 pm

Good thing I'm home alone because I'm laughing so hard I would wake up the whole house!

I always told my kids nothing good happens after midnight? Why am I still here?

Evil Squirrel · #19 Post by **Evil Squirrel** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:37 pm

kayrharris wrote:Good thing I'm home alone because I'm laughing so hard I would wake up the whole house!

I always told my kids nothing good happens after midnight? Why am I still here?

Because I am funny.

If my attorney were here, we could play my favorite game Gang Up On The Brownhound.....

AnnieCamaro · #20 Post by **AnnieCamaro** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:38 pm

kayrharris wrote: I always told my kids nothing good happens after midnight? Why am I still here?

Because you're hanging out with your best friend, just like those blonde girls on The Hills.

Evil Squirrel · #21 Post by **Evil Squirrel** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:38 pm

AnnieCamaro wrote:
kayrharris wrote:Hey Annie, can I join your club? Looks like I'm an unofficial member of some kind of four footers club since I'm having late night conversations with them.

Maybe I need to get a real life.
Yes, ma'am. I will make up a membership certificate and send it to you. The Four Footers Critter Club and Opera Appreciation Society can be your real life.

We'll have a swell time.

/:P\

And a heck of a time finding a third member!

kayrharris · #22 Post by **kayrharris** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:39 pm

The only squirrel I know who keeps an attorney on retainer.

Evil Squirrel · #23 Post by **Evil Squirrel** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:43 pm

kayrharris wrote:The only squirrel I know who keeps an attorney on retainer.

You won't roll your eyes when I collect that 2 million bucks he's gonna win me from Leona Helmsley's trust fund. I'll be moving into a bigger and more luxurious tree! I'll be up so high in the penthouse, Annie will break her neck barking up at me....

ulysses5019 · #24 Post by **ulysses5019** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:45 pm

kayrharris wrote:Gerbils, hamsters, squirrels....they're all little furry pests as far as I'm concerned.

Bubba is probably the one having nightmares. I'm just sayin'....

Somebody needs a good bite on the heiney!

kayrharris · #25 Post by **kayrharris** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:46 pm

Evil Squirrel wrote:
kayrharris wrote:The only squirrel I know who keeps an attorney on retainer.

You won't roll your eyes when I collect that 2 million bucks he's gonna win me from Leona Helmsley's trust fund. I'll be moving into a bigger and more luxurious tree! I'll be up so high in the penthouse, Annie will break her neck barking up at me....

A new word for you ES----humility

"Humility is the defining characteristic of an unpretentious and modest person, someone who does not think that he or she is better or more important .."