WWTBAM Bored

White House Breakfast







Dick Cheney and George W. Bush are having breakfast at the White House.







The attractive young waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies, 'I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit.' 'And what can I get for you, Mr. President?' George W. looks up from his menu and replies with his trademark wink and slight grin, 'How about a quickie this morning?' ''Why, Mr. President!' the waitress exclaims. 'How rude! You're starting to act like President Clinton,' and then she storms away.







Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers 'It's pronounced "quiche.''

Now, that's funny, I don't care who you are.

I got an email today with one squirrel giving another a massage as recipient squirrel relaxes belly down on a table (or some other surface) but I don't know how to make it go from an email in my inbox to something I can post here.\


t.

tlynn78 wrote:Now, that's funny, I don't care who you are.

I got an email today with one squirrel giving another a massage as recipient squirrel relaxes belly down on a table (or some other surface) but I don't know how to make it go from an email in my inbox to something I can post here.\


t.

There's nothing like a nice cup o'joe to go with a squirrel massage.

ulysses5019 wrote:

tlynn78 wrote:Now, that's funny, I don't care who you are.

I got an email today with one squirrel giving another a massage as recipient squirrel relaxes belly down on a table (or some other surface) but I don't know how to make it go from an email in my inbox to something I can post here.\


t.

There's nothing like a nice cup o'joe to go with a squirrel massage.

I don't think that's just a massage that he's giving her. (Did you mean to say "sausage?")

I'm pretty sure that the comment that preceded this was: "Would you like a purple dickey to go with that cup o'joe, m'am?"

There's nothing like a nice cup o'joe to go with a squirrel massage.

Hey! How did you get in my email inbox? (those 'odd' emails were sent to me by accident. that's my story and I'm sticking to it)

That's the one, only mine is actually moving - giving a BACK RUB, wb.


t.

Something else to offend everybody:

Have you heard about the new George W. Bush condoms?

Spoiler

They're for men who refuse to pull out.

NellyLunatic1980 wrote:Something else to offend everybody:

Have you heard about the new George W. Bush condoms?

Spoiler

They're for men who refuse to pull out.

Not surprisingly, for awhile there Hillary could have been promoting those, under her name.

NellyLunatic1980 wrote:Something else to offend everybody:

Have you heard about the new George W. Bush condoms?

Spoiler

They're for men who refuse to pull out.

Or the Obama condom...

Spoiler

Which has the disclaimer on the box that reads "no experience necessary"

Interestingly enough, I saw that same "no experience necessary" disclaimer on the GWB condom box.

While we're at it, we might as well hit for the cycle and introduce the McCain condom

Spoiler

They're for old, shriveled dicks... but they're guaranteed to keep you in for 100 years.

I gotta say that joke made me laugh