The expanse of your intelligence is a void no universe could

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themanintheseersuckersuit · #1 Post by **themanintheseersuckersuit** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 6:43 am

The Surrealist Compliment Generator

gsabc · #2 Post by **gsabc** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:13 am

Your nasal hair speaks volumes concerning the Isle of Wight.

Bob Juch · #3 Post by **Bob Juch** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:15 am

The phase of your hallucinations reminds me of those balmy days when the championship mould was breeding, when the fish were long, and so were the valued floats of men we drank through narrow straws...

Your wit, your teeth, your pasty reflection can but incorporate freely into the powerful surface of a disintegrating mirror set afloat upon a swarm of locusts.

Solitamente, quando emani profumi, mi ricordi lamette circonflesse.

VAdame · #4 Post by **VAdame** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:23 am

Your face is like an imperfectly shaven tennis ball.

You move with the eloquence of disintegrating fuselage.

earendel · #5 Post by **earendel** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:28 am

Certainly your trout are more proseperous to vaccuum than the flying coachmen of Czar Nicholai!

andrewjackson · #6 Post by **andrewjackson** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:52 am

Entranced by the bitter harmony of your lips, I gaze beyond reason to find the oasis of your ruptured soul.

Tensile congratulations on your conceptual development of obliterative existence!

MarleysGh0st · #7 Post by **MarleysGh0st** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:55 am

Your presence reminds one of a blind jackal, eternally dependent upon misguided archbishops to provide instruction in bowling.

starfish1113 · #8 Post by **starfish1113** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:12 am

Your fingers sublimate into volcanic gases with the slightest cooling touch from the antennae of a passing lyre.

PontiffPolycarpPengo · #9 Post by **PontiffPolycarpPengo** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:13 am

MarleysGh0st wrote:Your presence reminds one of a blind jackal, eternally dependent upon misguided archbishops to provide instruction in bowling.

Who are they calling misguided!?!?!?

And I'm an excellent bowler! I'm the only one at the Vatican who can pick the 7-10 split....

starfish1113 · #10 Post by **starfish1113** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:13 am

I like the second one I got:

Eyes like scars dimple your ears.

starfish1113 · #11 Post by **starfish1113** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:13 am

And the third one!

Sir, what exquisite breasts you have!

earendel · #12 Post by **earendel** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:16 am

Your mobile calluses massage even the most scarred of surfaces.

This one actually makes a little bit of sense.

10 Pound Balls · #13 Post by **10 Pound Balls** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:16 am

starfish1113 wrote:And the third one!

Sir, what exquisite breasts you have!

Nobody notices my manboobs....

silvercamaro · #14 Post by **silvercamaro** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:18 am

Mine is "Tabulate your monger. You will be well-flayed for the effort!"

That's as good as my horoscope.

#15 Post by **littlebeast13** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:20 am

When faced with scathing winds and torrents pouring forth stain, your mind thinks cleverly to the leprous angels found in all train crashes.

lb13

earendel · #16 Post by **earendel** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:21 am

I kinda like this one:

Your legs are like threads of cotton, though much thicker, and filled with weevils.

MarleysGh0st · #17 Post by **MarleysGh0st** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:28 am

earendel wrote:I kinda like this one:

Your legs are like threads of cotton, though much thicker, and filled with weevils.

Ewwww!

All of these sayings remind me of that biographical speech Austin Powers gives, that KT is fond of quoting.

gsabc · #18 Post by **gsabc** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:31 am

earendel wrote:Your mobile calluses massage even the most scarred of surfaces.

This one actually makes a little bit of sense.

Buddy Sorrell: I don't feel so good.
Sally Rogers: What's wrong?
Buddy: I'm beginning to understand Aunt Agnes.
- The Dick Van Dyke Show, 1961-1965

Beebs52 · #19 Post by **Beebs52** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:36 am

Cry for the stiffness of the earlobe. The turtles are fallen and the rain stands still. How long must I suffer with your undergarments?

Bob Juch · #20 Post by **Bob Juch** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:36 am

You do not want to buy their shops unknown them at strange stores?

That's not from the website; it's a spam subject line.

Beebs52 · #21 Post by **Beebs52** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:38 am

His majesty's caravan is as compelling as your temper.

Another one that almost makes sense based on my general frame of mind lately.

I LOVE this site. LOVE IT.

TMITSSS--thank you. Thank you.

andrewjackson · #22 Post by **andrewjackson** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:40 am

MarleysGh0st wrote:Your presence reminds one of a blind jackal, eternally dependent upon misguided archbishops to provide instruction in bowling.

I'm thinking this is not actually a compliment.

andrewjackson · #23 Post by **andrewjackson** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:41 am

earendel wrote:I kinda like this one:

Your legs are like threads of cotton, though much thicker, and filled with weevils.

Now that one could actually be a compliment.

Beebs52 · #24 Post by **Beebs52** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:45 am

andrewjackson wrote:
earendel wrote:I kinda like this one:

Your legs are like threads of cotton, though much thicker, and filled with weevils.
Now that one could actually be a compliment.

Although a better choice of garden pest would make it more palatable.

Evil Squirrel · #25 Post by **Evil Squirrel** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:49 am

Beebs52 wrote:
andrewjackson wrote:
earendel wrote:I kinda like this one:

Your legs are like threads of cotton, though much thicker, and filled with weevils.
Now that one could actually be a compliment.
Although a better choice of garden pest would make it more palatable.

You rang?