WWTBAM Bored

D'oh, Why didn't I think of putting this on my WWTBAM application years ago. Its something I used (35 years ago) to do a lot.

Be sure to mention that, in a professional capacity, you aid and abet squirrels.

That's almost as dangerous.

silvercamaro wrote:Be sure to mention that, in a professional capacity, you aid and abet squirrels.

That's almost as dangerous.

I'm thinking about forming the ASLU, The American Squirrel Liberties Union, but only if I can get Mr. E. Squirrel to pay his dues with something other than acorns and tinfoil.

themanintheseersuckersuit wrote:

silvercamaro wrote:Be sure to mention that, in a professional capacity, you aid and abet squirrels.

That's almost as dangerous.

I'm thinking about forming the ASLU, The American Squirrel Liberties Union, but only if I can get Mr. E. Squirrel to pay his dues with something other than acorns and tinfoil.

Can I join? I can pay in gratuitous insemination.

ulysses5019 wrote:

themanintheseersuckersuit wrote:

silvercamaro wrote:Be sure to mention that, in a professional capacity, you aid and abet squirrels.

That's almost as dangerous.

I'm thinking about forming the ASLU, The American Squirrel Liberties Union, but only if I can get Mr. E. Squirrel to pay his dues with something other than acorns and tinfoil.

Can I join? I can pay in gratuitous insemination.

no no no no no noooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

I could do ads for your organization. Midgets like me.

Beebs52 wrote:I could do ads for your organization. Midgets like me.

I think I'm gonna have to report that to DSS, the Department of Squirrel Services. That sure looks like Squirrel Abuse to me.

themanintheseersuckersuit wrote:

Beebs52 wrote:I could do ads for your organization. Midgets like me.

I think I'm gonna have to report that to DSS, the Department of Squirrel Services. That sure looks like Squirrel Abuse to me.

But, they really, really like me! At least seven of'em do. I didn't ask them to remodel my house. They offered. Sorta.

themanintheseersuckersuit wrote:

Beebs52 wrote:I could do ads for your organization. Midgets like me.

I think I'm gonna have to report that to DSS, the Department of Squirrel Services. That sure looks like Squirrel Abuse to me.

The only squirrel abuse is what I'll do to you if you touch her.

ulysses5019 wrote:

themanintheseersuckersuit wrote:

Beebs52 wrote:I could do ads for your organization. Midgets like me.

I think I'm gonna have to report that to DSS, the Department of Squirrel Services. That sure looks like Squirrel Abuse to me.

The only squirrel abuse is what I'll do to you if you touch her.

Ooh! Ooh! My heero squeero! Pookums!

Beebs52 wrote:

ulysses5019 wrote:

themanintheseersuckersuit wrote: I think I'm gonna have to report that to DSS, the Department of Squirrel Services. That sure looks like Squirrel Abuse to me.

The only squirrel abuse is what I'll do to you if you touch her.

Ooh! Ooh! My heero squeero! Pookums!

Yes m'am. No neuticles here.

ulysses5019 wrote:

Beebs52 wrote:

ulysses5019 wrote: The only squirrel abuse is what I'll do to you if you touch her.

Ooh! Ooh! My heero squeero! Pookums!

Yes m'am. No neuticles here.

Um, so is your friend still around?

Beebs52 wrote:

ulysses5019 wrote:

Beebs52 wrote: Ooh! Ooh! My heero squeero! Pookums!

Yes m'am. No neuticles here.

Um, so is your friend still around?

Don't think so m'am. I think he's out back reading Neuticle Quarterly.

ulysses5019 wrote:

Beebs52 wrote:

ulysses5019 wrote: Yes m'am. No neuticles here.

Um, so is your friend still around?

Don't think so m'am. I think he's out back reading Neuticle Quarterly.

Well, now that you're here I have the real thing, speaking of nuts.

Disclaimer: I tried hard to find a squirrel ho picture but was afraid of drilling too far down into Google, fearing what I might find that would be inappropriate.

I don't think that non-human animals should wear clothes. It just looks odd.

PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:I don't think that non-human animals should wear clothes. It just looks odd.

No kidding. How the heck did they get the squirrel stay still for the mouse ears?

PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:I don't think that non-human animals should wear clothes. It just looks odd.

I hope you don't feel that way about my birthday suit.

/:P\

AnnieCamaro wrote:

PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:I don't think that non-human animals should wear clothes. It just looks odd.

I hope you don't feel that way about my birthday suit.

/:P\

But, you're human. WTF?

Beebs52 wrote:

AnnieCamaro wrote:

PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:I don't think that non-human animals should wear clothes. It just looks odd.

I hope you don't feel that way about my birthday suit.

/:P\

But, you're human. WTF?

You are one of the Enlightened Ones, Miss Beebs. Far too many two-footers think of all four-footers as "animals," as if that were a label of derision.