and as long as I'm up and posting....
Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 12:33 am
best patients
Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on:
The first surgeon, from New York , says, "I like to see
Accountants on my operating table; because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second surgeon, from Chicago , responds, "Yeah, but you
should try Electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, "No, I really think
Librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles , chimes in, "You know, I
like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."
But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC , shut them all up
when he observed,
"You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine; plus the head and the ass are interchangeable. "
Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on:
The first surgeon, from New York , says, "I like to see
Accountants on my operating table; because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second surgeon, from Chicago , responds, "Yeah, but you
should try Electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, "No, I really think
Librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles , chimes in, "You know, I
like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."
But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC , shut them all up
when he observed,
"You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine; plus the head and the ass are interchangeable. "